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@evancrowley.bsky.social
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i barely use this site

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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every time I listen to Ariel Pink or Sweet Trip in public I hold up a sign saying "I do not support this artist"
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Grains Of Sand To Visit In Florida
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Ways To Pronounce The Word “Clitoris” While Doing A Ben Shapiro Impression
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Deadliest Salads
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 MrBeast’s Pubic Hairs
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Greasiest Lasagna Dishes
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Folk Ballads About Kitchen Counters
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Relatable Dank Memes About Pancreatic Cancer
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Coolest PTSD Symptoms
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Used Tissues
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Emo Songs About Farting
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Most Racist Toy Story Characters
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Funniest Lethal Car Accidents Involving Children
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 Sexiest Teletubbies
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kai C. Nat
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ariel Pink in 2014 be like “I’m gonna write one of the greatest songs ever and put it in an album full of painful slop music”
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fortnite shyamalan
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 i did it gerard way 🎶
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ariel Pink = McDonald's James Ferraro = Wendy's Dean Blunt = Greggs Jack Stauber = Starbucks John Maus = Burger King
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m going to cut off my genitals and ship them to Logan Paul’s PO Box
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pronouncing MC Ride like a McDonald’s menu item
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social can we do warrior cats roleplay in dms
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Whitest Kids U Didn’t Even Realize Existed
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ACAB includes Ronald McDonald
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Best of zach hill mm best of zach hill
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I made this idk what this even is
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
imagine matt groening revived in the far future and forced to create new simpsons episodes until the inevitable end of human civilization
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m just realizing that I’m probably one of the youngest people ever to experience edgy youtube in all its glory. Like I knew who leafy was and that he made mean videos. I don’t think I watched him that much but I was familiar with him and his fanbase. I was 8 or 9 back then
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@theworldwontdecide.bsky.social how did you get dj rozwell to follow you
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So sad that Ariel Pink died in a car accident on January 6th, 2021. I still think about it five and a half years later… so tragic. RIP 🙏
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@theworldwontdecide.bsky.social just fyi I deleted my RYM account. I just wanted to delete all the stupid comments I made over the years and start fresh. I made a new one named soda_guzzler but don’t expect me to interact with anyone there.
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Calling a movie “Lynchian” is like calling the director of the movie Autistic
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dj rozwell @djrozwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oneohtrix Point Half Your Age Plus Seven
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good Time, the movie with Robert Pattinson is spiritually cyberpunk and I will die on this hill
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
killing one stranger everyday until Mr Beast gives me $10,000
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Metro Boomin: Last Light
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spiritual lyrical miracle musical
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was Song 2 by Blur always a short song, I remember it being like 4 or 5 minutes long. Must be a pibby glitch or sumn
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Temu ads would be so much cooler if they had billy mays or vince offer or anthony sullivan or phil swift
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm going to leak GTA 3
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Rebecca Black should've made songs for every individual date in the 2000s
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just realized one of the first people to follow me on this site @3dgifartist.bsky.social is no longer with us. We never talked, but I still miss him. RIP Dave Sutton your gifs were amazing
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm gonna make a movie so bad it'll kill people
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is the "acid graphics" maximalist CD album cover aesthetic dead? Like that trope where you have a blank CD and then a bunch of abstract shit on a transparent jewel case? If I pulled that off for my next project would people listen to it?
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
has anyone noticed this before
evidence of Charlie Kirk connected to Charli XCX, Microsoft, Palantir, OpenAI, Weird Al Yankovic, Al-Qaeda, QAnon, J Cole, 21 Savage, and the 9 + 10 = 21 Kid
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Greg Coomer
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Once you start your first Kick stream your soul gets stripped of all humanity
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evan @evancrowley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It randomly died on me
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