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Evan

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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not a proper stroad. There’s a bike line. You gotta paint a little bike silhouette in the right lane to reach true stroad status
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoever said “never judge a book by its cover” never saw this cover 🥹
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven’t been watching SNW the past few seasons. Have they just made his hair 90% of his character?
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The mind control movie in REMOTE CONTROL (1988) was a sci-fi/horror flick so I’m going with that
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One scene, they didn’t leave enough of a pause during filming, so they just played it absurdly fast 🤦‍♂️
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just remembered my most annoying call-back in S3: The way every time Worf comes on screen they have to play the Klingon Battle Theme, which was itself a call-back to TMP.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s comforting to know that when the image strays too far from reality it still defaults to full AI slop. The videos of Trump looking like a war hero are too much for it to pass off as even human-generated photoshop
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s almost like there’s an AI Uncertainty Principle. You can get good text and bad images, or good images and bad text. Above a certain complexity the AI tell-tales start showing up. But even hands are getting harder to ID as AI
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If I look at #2 for a while, it looks pretty good. But when I swipe over to #1 I think “yeah, that’s what Nichelle Nichols looked like.” AI is def getting better at approximating good-old-fashioned-photoshop. But that’s still only if it avoids text or multiple people.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They’re positioning themselves for a stronger 2027 that will allow them be in contention for 2028 as part of their big setup for 2029 so they can come in strong in 2030
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I imagine it’s like drinking coffee from a Kuring machine. Eventually you get tired of drinking the Exact Same Cup every day.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hell yeah. Gonna finally get some use out of my submarine driving experience
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thunderbird 2 lifting the phrase “Directed by Jonathan Frakes” from the opening titles to Thunderbirds (2004)
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh, I think we know
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’m so happy River Oaks reopened 🥹 I don’t live in Houston anymore, but it’s a cool cinema
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve always looked at TMP as a spiritual sequel to 2001. It’s a better sequel than the official one, 2010.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How soon can they start?
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Technically, any Section 31 reference is a DS9 callback. But I feel S31 has moved past being just DS9.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I should start reviewing films and use this as my scoring metric
A goose with its wings spread wide, looking very powerful. Text over the goose reads “Goose Value 71”
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
David Lynch deserved a supporting Oscar if only for dragging on that cigar until it was approximately the temperature of the sun
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
For sure. My forgiveness is more along the line of “he’s an old guy who got razzle dazzled by techbros”
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
But that album cover is inexcusable by its own merits 🤮
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I basically forgive AI usage pre-about-two-years-ago because it took a while for the badness to become well-known. Also, the companies deliberately targeted high-profile people who could promote it early. But that bitcoin ad was well past the expiration date.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We need some old school bigot to swing in with a “Catholics aren’t Christians, either”
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Out of character for you not to suggest GWAR
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: The Next Generation title card “April - 1805”Star Trek: Voyager title card “Napoleon Is Master of Europe”Star Trek: The Original Series title card “Only the British Fleet Stands Before Him”Star Trek: Deep Space Nine title card “Oceans Are Now Battlefields”
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Also (without having the whole article) it seems like Snyder already liked this historian. So, they picked someone who was already predisposed to approve of what they did.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You had me at “Gillian Anderson in a truly glorious Norma Desmond performance”
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
They should make it also a submarine. A submersible battleship with V-22s would be sick
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The comics rendered them like this, which I always found rather boring. I much preferred to think of them the way you show. They should be as far from humanoid as possible imho
Two tholians from a star trek the next generation comic. They’re basically humanoid, but made out of crystal
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’d honestly love Kamala as VP again, but specifically as a former prosecutor. Put her in charge of prosecuting EVERYONE for EVERYTHING. That’s her whole job for 4 years.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It still exists!
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Something like the B5 jumpgates would be cool. Also, once a gate is built, you have the option for more well-known species/characters to make an appearance. It avoids the Voyager problem of tons of one-and-done species as the ship moves past them.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Mariners have gone 3-for-3 since Griffey broke Ichiro’s statue
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
These mega data centers are also essentially forever construction sites, as they add more and more suites. So you also have *all of that* to deal with.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depluralize a movie: Amadeu
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
7 game hitting streak at the bottom of the lineup. Also, Yankees fans already hate his guts 🥰
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My favorite review of his was for THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS where he dedicates a whole paragraph to his frustration that Dolly Parton’s breasts aren’t featured more, uhh, prominently.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is the plane they show in the movies when they want to indicate to the audience that we know what’s going on
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
They’ve learned how to make fingers. But the flags have way too many stars. And the the text on the signs is off.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
No response is a response
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
And still no inbound ships?
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Or they say “you just don’t have the cards” and walk away
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I worked with a guy who insisted he was prepared to fight the ENTIRE US GOVERNMENT. Also, his knees were basically powder so it took him a whole minute to crawl out from under an aircraft.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
They’re asking $4,999 for it
A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE - RARE 2006 Sealed VHS - “LAST VHS” - Graded CGC 9.6 A+ asking price $4,999
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The (barely) good news is Trump will never admit he was duped. The more MAGA apologists insist he was duped the more he’ll insist he wanted to do this.
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Surprisingly jealous of a country not knowing what its leader sounds like tbh
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Navy Seals handling loose nuclear material Let’s Fucking GOOOOOO
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Evan @evan10r.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
If Arizona iced tea goes above 99¢ we’re done
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