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@evan.exposed
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evan @evan.exposed · 27/09/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 25/09/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 19/09/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 17/09/2026
i made the exact same joke yesterday lol
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evan @evan.exposed · 06/09/2026
what @snazzylabs.com doin on my mac dawg
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evan @evan.exposed · 20/08/2026
the two types of office jobs are articles, and spreadsheets. all jobs fall into these two categories. journalism? articles. programming? spreadsheets. now you may think game reviews are articles, but actually they're spreadsheets
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evan @evan.exposed · 19/08/2026
unless its bad im about to live that two phone life
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evan @evan.exposed · 18/08/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 17/08/2026
"i love red light cameras" now replace red light cameras with "meta ray bans". not so funny, is it?
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evan @evan.exposed · 16/08/2026
what a coincidence. i just did the same for my cat
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evan @evan.exposed · 13/08/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 06/08/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 31/07/2026
its actually going to be quite simple
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evan @evan.exposed · 26/07/2026
the mobile app is, also, completely unrelated. cowork is a tab that you must go into rather than a toggle. scheduled tasks is an icon inside that tab. code is a tab. dispatch is a tab. you cant turn any of these off
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evan @evan.exposed · 26/07/2026
where's coding you ask? its on the top left actually and when you switch to it you have a separate set of chats. when i click dispatch in code it switches back to home.
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evan @evan.exposed · 26/07/2026
chat and cowork are separate things. why. why not chat and have it become a work session with a tool invoke. why not have that work session become a coding session. why is coding a totally different ux
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evan @evan.exposed · 13/07/2026
good news
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evan @evan.exposed · 09/07/2026
archived my old tweets and this still rings true today unfortunately #FollowFriday
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evan @evan.exposed · 08/07/2026
when you asked platner what he thought of his time in blackwater:
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evan @evan.exposed · 06/07/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 03/07/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 18/06/2026
another loss for gnome. sigh
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evan @evan.exposed · 30/05/2026
claude will never be her
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evan @evan.exposed · 21/05/2026
Screenshot
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evan @evan.exposed · 14/05/2026
me whenever someone is mad they added more letters to the acronym
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evan @evan.exposed · 10/05/2026
everyone knows this is literally just star trek right. like not even a joke this is exactly the lore of star trek and how the vulcans find earth
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evan @evan.exposed · 06/05/2026
this shit my favorite because i can scroll my phone
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evan @evan.exposed · 03/05/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 03/05/2026
bring this back as a ghostty only machine and my life is yours
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evan @evan.exposed · 03/05/2026
is this good
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evan @evan.exposed · 03/05/2026
how do we fix this problem
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evan @evan.exposed · 01/05/2026
taking my meds and unlocking my phone in the morning
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evan @evan.exposed · 29/04/2026
out of curiosity months ago i sent ed’s financial math to my luddite ai hating friends (no mics in their house, siri off on their phone) who have degrees in finance and business and they responded with this image
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evan @evan.exposed · 24/04/2026
35 days at a time, it pauses every time
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evan @evan.exposed · 24/04/2026
in very very rare cases, not immediately on the first prompt. here is qwen3.6-35b running locally saying its qwen
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evan @evan.exposed · 24/04/2026
i think a lot of problems with people who refer to themselves as tech critics (as opposed to tech journalists) is that their definition of criticism is erroneously the first one here when in every other profession it is the second
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evan @evan.exposed · 24/04/2026
Look, I’ll be straight with you — the candle spend is out of control. That’s not a line item, that’s a hobby masquerading as overhead. Cut it by 90%, redirect to reserves and growth, and we can actually talk strategy. Right now you’re not budgeting — you’re funding ambiance.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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evan @evan.exposed · 23/04/2026
this is bullshit. i am jays husband
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evan @evan.exposed · 22/04/2026
greatest day of my life
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evan @evan.exposed · 21/04/2026
in case any moots want to link up
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evan @evan.exposed · 21/04/2026
started tracking all the shows i’ve been to in a new app
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evan @evan.exposed · 19/04/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 06/04/2026
and before anyone @‘s me on this
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evan @evan.exposed · 02/04/2026
they are also launching a rocket
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evan @evan.exposed · 25/03/2026
what’s on your home screen? here’s what mine looks like
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evan @evan.exposed · 23/03/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 22/03/2026
the type of random player bungie queues me with
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evan @evan.exposed · 22/03/2026
i paid for these tokens i will use them
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evan @evan.exposed · 17/03/2026
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evan @evan.exposed · 17/03/2026
???????
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