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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 21/11/2025
But as the author of the review dryly notes, "absence of evidence is not the same as evidence of absence."
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 20/11/2025
Nevermind I guess it just takes a bit to update
Same app after waiting after offloading: Documents & Data
2.3 MB
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 20/11/2025
So does offloading do basically nothing?
Before offloaded app.
App Size
140.2 MB
Documents & Data
2.4 MBAfter offloaded app.
Documents & Data
142.6 MB
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 25/10/2025
This is about the weirdest ampersand I’ve seen
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 28/09/2025
Smosh reaction gif
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 26/09/2025
Almost double the battery usage
Battery page screenshot showing 102% usage today when the average is 58%
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 13/09/2025
I found a (dead) broccoli worm in my broccoli 😭🥦🐛
A zoomed in photo of a white worm the size of a grain of rice, coming out of a piece of broccoli
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 11/09/2025
Concerning
Mosaic of screenshots of tweets from right wing accounts suggesting their willingness to have violence against democrats in response to the Charlie Kirk shooting. Some of the accounts include Elon Musk, Laura Loomer, and Libs of TikTok. There are also posts restating Donald Trump and Fox News.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 05/09/2025
Reaction images > Trying to reason with bad faith transphobes. Just found these ones yesterday
Frog on a lily pad with a piano keyboard: 

You're transphobic?
That's weird.
plays you outNessa from Pokémon Sword and Shield:
Oh? You're transphobic? Ew!Cowboy with pistol drawn, with a trans flag background:

Woah there pardner! ‘Round these parts we don't stand for that there kind of transphobic nonsense.Comic that takes place at a bar:
Incels and Terfs:

I'm obsessed with the genitals of total strangers. To me, all women will ever be is a vagina.

Then they open-mouth kiss
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 05/09/2025
that's kind of a nice note
Please indicate your gender:
Option 1: Male
Option 2: Female
Option 3: I choose not to disclose

Note: The binary gender language used here is based on government determined categorizations and differs from the identity language we prefer to use internally at Google.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 25/08/2025
Attempted pretzels for the first time. 🥨🥨 Taste was fine, texture needs some work! Overall not mad about the outcome
Two slightly pretzel shaped baked goods on a plate with a fruit pattern
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 21/07/2025
A rare glimpse of Rowan’s evil transformation
Rowan, a white and orange cat, sitting on a bed and staring blankly to the rightRowan, a white and orange cat, sitting on a bed and yawning to the rightRowan, a white and orange cat, sitting on a bed and brooding darkly while staring down the camera
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 16/07/2025
One cat (Dandy) laying on a plastic shelf, with another cat (Rowan) on the shelf below looking through the plastic mesh
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 14/07/2025
he can body any pose
Rowan, a white and orange cat, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. He is standing in profile and he has a little belly. He is a good boy
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 13/07/2025
The place near my house had a machine that injected flavors into vanilla soft serve. My favorite was Blue Goo and it’s a white whale of mine to have again
A vanilla software with blue lines all over. Stolen from News 10. Screenshot of a Google AI result.
Blue Goo ice cream, often found at Flavor Burst ice cream stands, is a cotton candy flavored soft serve ice cream with a vibrant blue color. It's a popular flavor, especially with kids, and is known for its visually appealing and sweet, unique taste. The blue color comes from a special blue syrup used in Flavor Burst machines.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
• Flavor: Blue Goo ice cream is primarily known for its cotton candy flavor.
• Color: The ice cream gets its distinctive blue color from a specialized syrup used in Flavor Burst machines.
• Popularity: It's a popular flavor, particularly among children, due to its bright color and sweet taste.
• Availability: Blue Goo is often associated with Flavor Burst ice cream, a system that allows for multiple flavors to be swirled into soft serve. You can find it at various ice cream shops and stands that utilize the Flavor Burst
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 05/07/2025
A film that looks like a game! youtu.be/CGebWTi6APE
A YouTube comment on Boys Go to Jupiter Official Trailer. It says “This borrowing of the visual perspective of video games a might just be what's needed to finally legitimize film as a serious art form. I'm excited to see it.”
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 29/06/2025
At least I got a weird ocr glitch out of this
A screenshot of iOS’s Optical Character Recognition malfunctioning on a screenshot of a Reddit comment. The highlighted area adds an unnecessary triangle, that interacts with another highlight in an XOR manner
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 29/06/2025
The safety instructions for a scarlett 2i2 are kind of wild
Important Safety Instructions
1. Read these instructions.
2. Keep these instructions.
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Heed all warnings.
Follow all instructions.
Do not use this apparatus near water.
Clean only with dry cloth.
7. Do not install near any heat sources such as radiators, heat registers, stoves, or other apparatus (including amplifiers) that produce heat.
8. Do not place naked flames, such as lighted candles, on the apparatus.
9. Do not block ventilation openings. Install in accordance with the manufacturer's instructions.
10. This apparatus must not be exposed to dripping or splashing. No objects filled with liquid, such as vases, should be placed on the apparatus.
11. Protect the power cord from being walked on or pinched particularly at plugs, convenience receptacles, and the point where they exit from the apparatus.
12. Only use attachments/accessories specified by the manufacturer.
13. Use only with the cart, stand, tripod, bracket, or table specified by the manufacturer, or sold with the apparatus. When a cart is used, use caution when moving the cart/apparatus combination to avoid injury from tip-over.
14. Unplug this apparatus during lightning storms or when unused for long periods of time.
15.
Refer all servicing to qualified service personnel. Servicing is required when the apparatus has been damaged in any way, such as power-supply cord or plug is damaged, liquid has been spilled or objects have fallen into the apparatus, the apparatus has been exposed to rain or moisture, does not operate normally, or has been dropped.
WARNING: Excessive sound pressure levels from earphones and headphones can cause hearing loss
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 29/06/2025
good: found my eink tablet bad: it was chewed up by the electric couch 😍🙃
An eink tablet With many many cracks on the screen
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 24/06/2025
beesbeesbees (dot) com is no more. Long live beesbeesbeesbees.com
A gif where Opera reveals a prize but it’s edited to look like a swarm of bees. There is flashing text at the bottom that says “Bees!” in app caps. This recontextualizes the clips of people crying and screaming from happiness, and makes them appear scared of the bees. It also recontextualizes Opra’s smile, laughter, and happy dance from charity, and makes her appear as a villain.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 20/06/2025
Progress on my shirt for a Dino themed bachelorette party
The Google chrome dinosaur drawn in white on a gray shirt. It is an outline of a pixel art T Rex
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 19/06/2025
wth
Weather app showing Ninety Degrees and raining
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 16/06/2025
I want to have haptics play on ring but not when I get an alert :(
Screenshot of iOS settings HAPTICS FOR RINGTONES AND ALERTS set to Play in Silent Mode. Haptics will play when iPhone rings or receives an alert while in silent mode.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 15/06/2025
bruh
Email preview from Youtooz:
White dad emoji.
Happy Daddies Day.
Big Dad Energy.
Smirk emoji
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 15/06/2025
This email was sent on June 15th
Email screenshot. The important part says Claim Your 15% Off Before It's Gone!
Your 15% discount is valid until June 4th.

The unimportant part of the screenshot says Give Dad the gift of exceptional style and comfort this year. There's never been a better moment to shop. May your Father's Day celebrations be filled with joy (and great shoes)!
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 11/06/2025
i shared this with my group chat and someone sent this
Sketch of a person saying “Now make it Gayer.” The background is a rainbow. There is an overlay of Pearl from Steven Universe talking to a woman that looks like Rose Quartz, her late friend and lesbian crush.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 10/06/2025
my first time using picrew :)
A pixel art self portrait using @aetataureate.bsky.social ’s picrew
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 10/06/2025
My mind instantly went to this queen
Dot, a mascot from pbs kids.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 06/03/2025
Rowan, a white and orange cat staring directly into the camera
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 22/02/2025
Something like this but this is listed for almost $40 right now 😭 and it’s only 5000mAh
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 22/02/2025
All the <$30 wall&portable chargers on Amazon these days have lose wires being used as a handle… I don’t want that. Who wants that?
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 02/02/2025
Picture of the Nintendo character Daisy smiling and holding a gun. The text says:
I do not support all gay men. Some of you bitches are very Transphobic.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 01/02/2025
this has potential
Three Smosh cast members sitting on a couch. Arasha making a proud face, Chance making an offended face, and Tommy making a confused face.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 31/01/2025
Me trying to get my friend group chat off messenger
Black and yellow comic strip of a dog begging their owner, by yellow comics dot tumblr. 

Human: No no, Not for Mattermost.
Dog: Okay. But like.. What if it. Was. For Mattermost.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 28/01/2025
help
A cropped screenshot of some text that says: “I swear it's not pee (but what if it was)”
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 28/01/2025
Homer Simpson to Bart: “You never *knowingly* had Covid”
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 22/01/2025
At Globe Eye News on Twitter posted on February 22nd 2025:
“Free Palestine is now considered hate speech and automatically removed on TikTok.” Attached is a screenshot of a Comment Removal message. It reads: “This comment violates our Community Guidelines.” 
The comment is just “Free Palestine.”
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 21/01/2025
ICE is reportedly ramping up. Stay vigilant yall.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 19/01/2025
Bruh meta added AI to the camera roll 😭
The first square in the camera roll section of the Messenger app is now a button to Imagine with AI
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 14/01/2025
I have it on good authority that University of California Riverside is not taking the #ScoutFire seriously at all. The entire campus is in a red flag zone, almost an evacuation order. So much for the office of emergency management. Why are in-person classes not cancelled or moved virtual?
Fires break out amid windy conditions in Riverside County, triggering evacuation
24 minutes ago
Los Angeles Times
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 26/12/2024
TIL YouTube has a max playlist size :/
Maximum playlist size exceeded.
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 21/12/2024
I dropped my cookie I’m so sad
Photo of the floor with a bunch of cookie pieces
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 20/12/2024
Yoshi reaction sticker of Yoshi distraught saying “What?!”
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 18/12/2024
An ADHD ‘wellness’ app requires you to cancel your subscription by emailing their support team. This is cartoonishly predatory.
Checkout page at Get ChillIO dot App. There is a fake countdown timer discount. The page boasts a thirty day money back guarantee. Then in very small text it says “Please note, if you don't cancel before the discounted introductory plan ends, your subscription will automatically renew every month at the full price of $39.99. To cancel your subscription, please contact us at support at Get ChillIO dot App.”
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 01/12/2024
WTF Why am i throttled 10 days into my billing cycle 😭😭😭😭 whoever used this data it wasn’t me i swear
iPhone cellular data usage: 21.99 Gigabytes out of Unlimited
System services used 14.8 Gigabytes
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Evan 🫠 @evan.click · 18/11/2024
Drop a selfie and one of your favorite games
Evan, a white guy with dark messy hair, stubble, and mustache. He is wearing scalloped frameless glasses, a bone conduction headset on his neck, and a wrinkled yellow shirt with an EggDog graphic.Cover art for the Lil’ Gator Game. Shows a green anthropomorphic gator holding a stick as a sword and running along a dirt path while smiling
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