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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When life brings you uni, make uni rice.

Nine spiky purple live uni in a clear container on a kitchen counter. Not pictured: the cat insisting that the uni is for him.

evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I know that bad news is coming when a co-worker messages me with "You're gonna be so mad..." Grammarly has rolled out an AI-powered "expert review" feature where its simulacrum of me makes suggestions for your text. My real edits are usually along the lines of "Throw this into the sea."

Your guide already highlights transparency and user trust; refining threat models, versioned documentation, user-centered examples, and layered information will make the advice more vivid and immediately actionable.

All suggestions: Bruce Schneier, Eva Galperin

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Visiting the Evaspresso. Hello, old friend.

A fancy espresso machine with a touch screen sit on a counter under a plaque that reads "Evaspresso," followed by a list of the Twitter handles of the people who pitched in to buy this glorious machine.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

You will be visited by three spirits.

A black and white publicity still of three Bene Gesserit witches from the 1987 film Dune. These women have cheekbones that could cut glass.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

EFF teamed up with AV Comparatives to see how well anti-virus apps detect stalkerware on Android phones. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

A chart showing how well 13 different Android AV apps detect 17 stalkerware products.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I assume that the purpose of this heist was for someone to recreate the Ten of Swords from Lisa Sterle's tarot deck:

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Honestly, this is mostly for @funranium.bsky.social, but other people may also enjoy the Baba Yaga подстака́нник, the greatest tea-glass holder of them all.

An elaborate Russian tea-glass holder made of brass, depicting Baba Yaga's hut on chicken legs, which Baba Yaga herself, peeking around the corner.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

I'm just going to leave this right here, where you can judge his sartorial choices.

A black and white photo of a pudgy middle-aged white guy with glasses and a weak chin trying to look tough by wearing a black jeans a biker jacket.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

It's been a long week, so here is a photo of my cats.

A close-up photo of two identical-looking green-eyed black cats with their cuddled up with their faces right next to each other. These goblins sleep together this way and it's very cute.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I'd like to report a murder, but I can't because I have been slain by this profoundly personal attack.

Stills of three anime women with purple bobs with commentary reading: the Kusanagi-Valentine-Katsuragi (KVK) scale measures how well you are handling life as a badass purple haired single woman in a dystopian future.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Curled up, reading @kateconger.com and @rmac.bsky.social's "Character Limit" with the only Tesla I will ever own.

A handsome black cat with a white patch on his chest, sitting on a green velvet couch with a grey knit blanket and a decorative throw pillow. He is the most dignified little man.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

This is the energy I am bringing to 2025 and I will not be taking any questions.

Kali Ma, Hindu goddess of death, with blue skin, tongue out, many arms holding a variety of weapons and a severed head, necklace of severed heads, standing on top some poor dead sucker. No one has ever accessorized this hard.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

All cats are beautiful, but especially Eddie when he is taking a break from aggressively licking his brother's face.

A sleek and dapper black cat with yellow eyes. His name is Edison.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/08/2024

Reading through the French prosecutor's press release re: Pavel Durov and Telegram, it's still not clear what is going on, but the last three items are a big red flag.

-Providing cryptology services aiming to ensure confidentiality without certified declaration,
- Providing a cryptology tool not solely ensuring authentication or integrity monitoring without prior declaration,
- Importing a cryptology tool ensuring authentication or integrity monitoring without prior declaration.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 31/07/2024

In a healthy workplace culture, it is perfectly acceptable to miss a meeting because you are in bed and the cat has decided to use your wrist as his little chin pillow.

A sleepy black cat on top of a rumpled bed fully wrapped around a tan arm. He is, in fact, using her wrist as a pillow for his chin.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 14/05/2024

I see that everything is going fine over at the Hellsite.

A screenshot from twitter showing a post "I'm just check to see if this place is really treating cisgender as a slut now" that has triggered a warning before posting that reads "This post contains language that may be considered a slur by X and could be used in a harmful manner in violation of our rules."

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

The FBI can get exactly what Signal has publicly said it will hand over with an appropriate court order, which is almost nothing? Yes, I can see why Jack would sound the alarm. This is a scandal.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Even if she just wanted to wear pretty clothes, I feel it is worth pointing out that US/Euro/UK fashion in the 1830's was unbelievably ugly. It was the height of the big sleeves, widening skirts, and enormous bonnets era.

A french fashion plate from 1830 featuring two women with giant sleeves and terrible bonnets.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

I'm just going to tell people that this is me on the left, with my dates to the wedding.

The villains in Superman II standing on a dirt road, wearing knee-high leather boots and black jumpsuits. It is very 1980's.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 09/04/2024

When you are tired of giant flying French robot birds, you are tired of life.

A giant steampunk robot/puppet bird being flown across the top of a warehouse, controlled by a rider on its back and carrying two baskets with additional passengers.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

This is an actual screenshot from their website, with a feed of people whose dating profiles have been found as a result of this service.

A screenshot from a website called "oops busted!" showing 1432 "busted" so, 432 this week, 22 today. The profiles are all young women.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 16/01/2024

This is where I post to this website from.

The three precogs floating their pool in the film Minority Report.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

I am here to remind you that Teen Vogue slaps.

Teen Vogue headline for a story by Lex McMenamin that reads: Henry Kissinger was a war criminal responsible for millions of deaths. Henry Kissinger was one of the US empire's proudest, most prolifically murderous footsoldiers.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

This Sam Altman drama has reached new heights and I don't even have jokes for this.

We have reached an agreement in principle for Sam Altman to return to OpenAI as CEO with a new initial board of Bret Taylor (Chair), Larry Summers, and Adam D'Angelo.

We are collaborating to figure out the details. Thank you so much for your patience through this.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

OpenAI has just booted Sam Altman as CEO and removed him from the Board of Directors and they are not being shy about their reasons. openai.com/blog/openai-...

Mr. Altman’s departure follows a deliberative review process by the board, which concluded that he was not consistently candid in his communications with the board, hindering its ability to exercise its responsibilities. The board no longer has confidence in his ability to continue leading OpenAI.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Friday night film noir posting.

Black and white photo of Eva looking like a 1930's film star.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

This quote from Near Intelligence, which gathered and resold data from ad exchanges is as damning as it gets:

In an email viewed by the Journal, Near’s general counsel and chief privacy officer, Jay Angelo, wrote to CEO Anil Mathews that the company was facing three privacy problems. “We sell geolocation data for which we do not have consent to do so…we sell/share device ID data for which we do not have consent to do so [and] we sell data outside the EU for which we do not have consent to do so.”

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

In the year 2023, an Egyptian politician had malware delivered to his phone via MITM when he visited a website that was not using HTTPS. This is why we must finish encrypting the goddamn web.

In August and September 2023, Eltantawy’s Vodafone Egypt mobile connection was persistently selected for targeting via network injection; when Eltantawy visited certain websites not using HTTPS, a device installed at the border of Vodafone Egypt’s network automatically redirected him to a malicious website to infect his phone with Cytrox’s Predator spyware.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

Just some Saturday night gownposting.

A purple-haired woman in a fluffy black chiffon gown, sitting on a bright green couch with her arms resting across the back.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

It's Friday night and the world is a trash fire but my tiger-eye rainbow manicure is excellent.

Close up of a hand with glittery rainbow gel nail polish.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

This is my most disappointed face. I was so disappointed that stopped to take a selfie.

A purple-haired woman in front a tiny hut on chicken legs, wearing a sweatshirt that says "There can be no digital privacy without bodily autonomy" and a deeply disappointed expression.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

Cat pictures will continue until morale improves.

A sleek black cat very nearly asleep on a green couch, with brightly-colored cushions in the background. He has perfect little toe beans.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

If you follow me for infosec content, I regret to inform you that I post a lot of pictures of cats here.

A close up portrait photo of a dapper-looking black cat with bright yellow eyes, surrounded by sparkle filter sparkles. It is labeled "Eddie is the goodest boy."

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

Photo shoots make me very anxious, but this outtake that was snapped while I was switching jackets is the greatest.

A woman with a purple bob, a guillotine necklace, and a full face of makeup flexing one arm while looking away and laughing. She works out.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

This place is still chill enough that I can post pictures of my cat and his pointy little teeth.

A black cat lying on his back on a color rug. He is looking straight at the camera and exposing cutely oversized fangs.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.

The three brides of Dracula with blood dripping from their mouths.

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 19/05/2023

As part of my commitment to shitposting, please enjoy this selfie I took while preparing for an aerial photoshoot.

Portrait of a woman with blue hair and a disco ball bodysuit

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 19/05/2023

Who are you angry about today, Eva? Zoom. I'm angry at Zoom. cyberscoop.com/zoom-china-doj-eric-…

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