Sign in

Edoardo Vacchi

@evacchi.dev
567 followers 382 following 404 posts

Programming Language Nerd, PhD in C.S. — Compilers, WebAssembly, Java, Rust, Go — prev: wazero, Chicory @ Dylibso, Tetrate, RedHat, UniCredit — organizer Papers We Love Milano evacchi.dev

PostsRepliesMedia
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 24/09/2026
stop trying to make "super intelligence" happen
it's not gonna happen
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 13/09/2026
this weekend in the news is one plot twist after the other absolute cinema almost as good as sama being fired
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 25/08/2026
The signs all point in the same direction: it's lupus > it's never lupus You're right to push back…
HOUSE.md
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 10/08/2026
VIBE OR I'LL DIE
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 03/08/2026
#wazero still doing rounds! Now featured in #OpenPolicyAgent !
121
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 17/07/2026
Now watching Odyssey as Nolan intended to
a frame from Nolan's Odissey on my Mi Band 9's tiny screen
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 10/07/2026
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 08/07/2026
brb, buying a book
fake book entitled:

"I Thought I Had Impostor Syndrome (But Your AI Slop Cured Me) -- A Self-Help Guide To Nativigating The Digital Age With Confidence"
020
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 08/07/2026
"I have to keep my agents BUSY or they will DIE"
yellow tamagotchi
020
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 03/07/2026
yes I know that but I still need it
a REAL screenshot of an actual macOS error that popped up while using claude code, saying:

"ClaudeCode" is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash.
This file was downloaded on an unknown date.

Buttons say: "Cancel" and "Move to Trash"
022
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 10/06/2026
impromptu engineering
110
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 04/05/2026
woah woah woah wait there buddy, are you actually telling me that source code generators are NOT in fact "TRANSpilers"?
Treat Agent Output Like Compiler Output
010
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 28/04/2026
this week in "something engineering"
the importance of being harness
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 02/04/2026
I've been thinking it's ironic how LLMs are surprisingly distant from most of the classic science fiction idea of a robot: they are neither binary nor deterministic. In fact, they are not even honest; they confabulate, hedge, and sometimes deceive
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 23/03/2026
I know KUNGFU.md
Matrix (1999) meme comic strip. Panel 1: Tank asks Neo "Combat training?" Panel 2: Neo sees "Ju-Jitsu" loading on the construct screen. Panel 3: Wide-eyed Neo exclaims "I'm gonna learn Ju-Jitsu?" while Tank says "I think he likes it! You want some more?" Panel 4: Stunned Neo close-up with the text "Was that fucking Markdown?"
001
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 20/03/2026
Now Bruce Gain on stage at #wasmio26 with @shivaylamba.bsky.social from remote talking about #helm with @extism.bsky.social (powered by #wazero!) #wasm
021
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 20/03/2026
Kernel in a browser with @yuri.space @leaningtech.bsky.social #wasmio26
162
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 20/03/2026
@d-philla.bsky.social on the #wasmio26 stage speaking about #wasm as a sandbox for agentic AI
021
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 19/03/2026
as usual the audience is THUNDERSTRUCK by #wasmio26's awesome introduction @wasm.io #wasm
094
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 13/03/2026
can't believe @wasm.io is less than a week away! @andreatp.bsky.social and I will be there for our session "The State of Zero-Dependency Wasm" with the latest from #wazero and #chicory 🚀
071
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 12/03/2026
they don't want you to know that the claude code mascot is two q*berts leaning against each other
020
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 23/02/2026
thanks for playing though
Clippy: 

"It looks like your PR is AI slop.

THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA!"
010
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 10/02/2026
coding is dead, github is dead, and I don't feel so good myself
t-shirt design:

I went to 
THE FUTURE OF SOFTWARE ENGINEERING
and all I got was these lousy
MARKDOWN FILES
120
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 01/02/2026
Yay #tinygo on stage at #fosdem
041
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 01/02/2026
Wasilibs mentioned (wazero under the hood FYI). You may want to stick for the lightning talks 🤫 #FOSDEM
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 01/02/2026
Instrumenting Go without changing a single line of code 🧐 #FOSDEM
010
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 01/02/2026
Putting the GO in PGO #FOSDEM
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 01/02/2026
Learning about #golang synctest with Ronna Steinberg — super funny speaker BTW :chefkiss: #fosdem
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 01/02/2026
Wastrel #wasm sans runtime #FOSDEM
020
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
#wasm and jit for cpp jupyter repl 🤯
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Yo dawg, we heard you like compilers, so we put llvm in your mingw
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
LLDB for #wasm by the Swift compiler team
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Generating HW specs from MLIR's LinAlg dialect 😮
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Dude, where's my JIT
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Time for some GPU offloading
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Hot-patching Clickhouse with XRay
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
LLVM #devroom starts now with #Arm #fosdem
110
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Moar compilers 😄
000
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
SLang
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Also moar #wasm
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Moar RISC-V goodness
110
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
TIL #executorch for embedded inference 😍
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
#wasm mention spotted during the talk about the nn inference Rust library "tract" by Sonos
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
I approve of the memes :chefkiss:
110
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
Next on stage #redhat 🫡 #fosdem
100
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
I like the chaotic energy of the Windows XP wallpaper on a mac
120
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 31/01/2026
AI plumbers #devroom is kicking off at #fosdem
110
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 29/01/2026
getting ready for @fosdem.org (running #Wasm with #mechanoid)
tinygo badge with my name
030
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 28/01/2026
YOU WOULDN'T VIBE CODE A CAR
021
Edoardo Vacchi @evacchi.dev · 22/01/2026
new conspiracy theory: openai vibe codes shitty app clones so that it can sell ads to the actual working saas it ripped off because then you are more willing to buy their subscriptions
pepe silva meme
010