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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Let’s not forget the time David Bowie was a vampire:

Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Behind every “we shouldn’t ruin his life over one terrible decision” is someone admitting to having done something terrible when they were young…

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The US is about 3/4 of the way through the “first they came for the…” poem. Sure hope the centrists do a bit more than quote it…

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Four “not judged by their hair color anyway”

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Anyone taking bets that it was Patel himself? Someone found out he’d been to a donkey show at some point…

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Maybe we should take away their benefits then

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not sure which game was my “origin” as a game but this was the start of my anxiety:

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well the carving of graven images would involve work, so Trump clearly hasn’t done that one. I don’t think he’s worshipped other gods. Though he did touch that weird orb is Saudi Arabia… Definitely broke the rest though

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don’t worry, the next Democratic president will get offered free breadsticks and it will magically reappear and be the only thing the press will talk about for six straight weeks

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trump orders Canadian goose removed: good luck getting a Canada goose to do anything, The other two I agree with, Sheeran needs to do something to show solidarity and Paddington should be independent.

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Which is exactly what happened in 2008, we moved on from the financial crisis, two illegal wars, Guantanamo bay, the patriot act (keeping large parts of it) and even allowed Bush and his administration to be slowly rehabilitated. This is why I don’t trust American politics anymore

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Yes but he doesn’t care about uniting Ireland, only dividing the UK.

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

These woke liberal scientists with their nonbinary quantum states of being, I remember the good old days when things either existed or didn’t 🤓

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The One Ring wouldn’t corrupt Bender, he’d corrupt it

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’ll believe it when I see my 5,000 $ doge check

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hear it’s going to be a banger, he says “aaaah” every time the nurse rolls him

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’ve reached the age where I no longer care what people think so I’m sitting in the theater waiting for Coyote v ACME to start and reading the odyssey on my kindle

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If it’s close to midnight and you’re online, you’ve got to listen. I don’t make the rules: youtu.be/cU_Kv-jCkqM?...

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Midnight Radio

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Every shop has loyalty cards but what about disloyalty cards? Show us a competitor’s receipt and we’ll give you a discount for cheating on them with us.

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The fire department’s real response:

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Lathe of Heaven is another great one from her, short if I remember correctly and with an amazing twist as well.

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yeah I worked in a geriatric psych ward with dementia patients and we had a ban on Fox News because it made the patients agitated

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They’re transing the bikes, they’re transing the bikes! A man gets on a bike and he hits one bump too hard and bam! He’s a woman

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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 30/08/2026

I noticed in the garden today that the fox I planted last year is growing nicely....

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Historians like to find one specific event and call it the “fall of the empire” but reality is that there was a long period of decline before hand and a period of partial survival afterwards. God only knows what event they chose for the collapse of the American empire.

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I also really liked the recent movie about the veteran that took the long route home

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

A group of men decide to help their friend get rid of some used jewelry

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It’s absolutely insane. He posts on social media or has one of his people write it down for him to sign and everyone acts like it’s a done deal. That’s not how any of this works.

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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And they’ll act like ever recent tax cut for the wealthy has been there forever and can’t be touched.

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Patrô o seu carequinha favorito @patrocinio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"ah mas ngm nasce gay blablabla" Explica isso aqui então 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Might as well be “car faster than Usain Bolt”

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

As someone who doesn’t follow sports that headline was very difficult to parse. Sky and Cloud are Final Fantasy characters but who the hell is Kantar Freedom and what was their beef with him? 😮

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

He’s right though, it’s an easy choice; anyone other than her

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Rikku in Final Fantasy X-2: Nobody expects the goldfish! Me: I have to admit that despite playing multiple Final Fantasy games I didn’t expect exploding goldfish as a weapon choice.

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The problem as always is that 1 trillion in savings for average people is 1 trillion fewer in profit for corporations which is why they will fight it.

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The bar is a line painted on the floor and she’s still tripping over her own feet trying to cross it

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Maybe somebody should create an AI chat bot to take the survey for you… and waste their time in an endless loop that goes nowhere

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Rachel Eugenia @eugenia-e.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Schizophrenic: the cup is half full. Same schizophrenic: the cup is half empty. Psychiatric nurse: there’s no cup. Are you sure you’ve been taking your meds?

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