eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Did they ask the mortician to make his hands orange as a tribute? 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 12/09/2025You can use Air Force One to ferry your dead cohorts around? 011
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I was at work in Chandler, AZ. I don’t have “hitman money” either. 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Who cares about a logo when the food is shitty? 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Just imagine how different our history would have been if this brave racist piece of shit had been able to serve. 010
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 14/06/2025It would be tongue in cheek. This White House should simply shut the fuck up. 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 17/03/2025There is no way that statistic is correct. 100
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Should make them permanent till this clown show is removed from office. 190
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 08/03/2025You have to be pretty fucking stupid to travel through Europe with a KKK hat on. 1341
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Why stop at impeachment? Let’s do what Italy did. 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I have no intentions of watching a child rapist attempt to read. 010
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Karl Pilkington was funnier with the weight. This guy just looks like a rapist. 130
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 01/03/2025He was told he had to send this tweet. What was he supposed to do? 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Loved him in everything. Especially Mississippi Burning. 060
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Musk’s plane flies in a straight line so it should be easy to find the crash site. 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I can’t wait to retire so I can start working again. 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 27/02/202546 and this just happened to me. Turns out I already took them. 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Golf makes you tired. I’ve only golfed once and ended up in a pond chasing a toad. 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 26/02/2025He should get a face lift if he has the money. 000
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 26/02/2025It’s inevitable. So the first few punches better land hard. 000
Reposted by @eugene480.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs! 1746392777473
Reposted by @eugene480.bsky.socialThe Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 25/01/2025“To my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible: There will come a time when Donald Trump is gone. But your dishonor will remain.” — Former Rep. Liz Cheney 3430106
Reposted by @eugene480.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism. 1141165091029
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 24/01/2025A lot of teams defer portions of contracts. The difference between the Dodgers and everyone else is Shohei. No other player has his endorsement power and would agree to defer 97% of their contract. 010
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 24/01/2025He did pretty decent managing the staff this last year. 010
eugene480.bsky.social @eugene480.bsky.social · 05/01/2025More MAGA should follow his fine example. That’ll teach me. 000
