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Michael Teague

@eugaet.bsky.social
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Husband, father, geek. || Thai American || he/him || Green Country Tabletop games enthusiast (95% collector, 5% player) Shall we play a game? Find me on BGA: eugaet / boardgamearena.com/?sp=1i6zjn

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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A picture of absinthe being poured over a sugar cube into a glass. The text at the bottom reads, "RFK Jr. visiting the reflecting pool."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
It's the scene from The Office (US) where Michael Scott is pensively sitting in front of a whiteboard containing a quote attributed to Wayne Gretzky which is then attributed to himself...except it's Trump and the whiteboard says, "The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts" - The Donald J. Trump and
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
𝛑 🤡
Two pictures, stacked. The top picture is of Trump holding a miniature model of the "Arc de Trump". The bottom picture is of Spinal Tap performing Stonehenge with the miniature Stonehenge monument on the stage. "And oh how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Thanks, @skywatch.blue.
Screenshot from the Dunkin' Donuts "time to make the donuts, I already made the donuts" 1984 commercial except it says "Time to block J.D. Vance" and "I already blocked J.D. Vance."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
👏👏👏 💯
White text on a black background. "Waste, fraud, and abuse are not the targets of this administration. They are your primary objectives." - Representative Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) to Office of Management and Budget Director Russell Vought
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Trump walks past a gnarled tree trunk deep in thought, the very picture of a pensive boy. He's looking confident in his dark blue blazer over white shirt with red tie and giant-ass taco hat.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Oh, is that what that was? I was starting to wonder WTF was up with Rahdo when I got the notification.
Screenshot of a text notification from Rahdo's YouTube channel regarding a Bitcoin livestream with JD Vance as a highlighted speaker (and the video preview also showed Trump). Nausea-inducing.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
"Papal Domain"
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Happy The Crow Original Motion Picture Soundtrack release day to all who celebrate.
Album cover for The Crow Original Motion Picture Soundtrack.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Wishing a happy Ides of March to all who celebrate.
It's "The Death of Julius Caesar" (1806, oil on canvas) by Vincenzo Camuccini but Caesar's head has been replaced by Trump's. In the lower right corner are the words "sic semper tyrannis".
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Finally, a pandemic I feel well-prepared for.
A picture of Shigella bacteria with the following text overlaid: "Dysentery outbreak in Oregon leaves at least 40 sickened"
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Nostradumbass.
A "retruth" from Trump dated August 5, 2024. It reads: "STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT 'LEADERS' IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!"
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Same energy.
"Inferno" by Wefail.art (https://wefail.art/products/inferno-ltd-ed-a3). It's a portrait of Trump with vertical smears of white/blonde hair, orange face paint, and a dripping bloody maw with dental hygiene issues.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
how i'm feeling this morning
Scene from The Princess Bride where Wesley is quietly sobbing after having 1 hour of his life taken away.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Has anyone seen Kevin Hern? Asking for a constituent.
Pictured is a "missing persons" flyer for Kevin Hern (R-OK 1st District). It reads:
MISSING
Have you seen Kevin Hern?
Member, U.S. House Of Reps
OK District 01
McCongressman
In Hiding from Constituents
Afraid of "Activists"
Location
City: Tulsa
State: Oklahoma
Circumstances of Disappearance:
Kevin Hern was expected to attend a luncheon on 3/7/25 but was reported missing.
He was last seen prioritizing corporate donors and pushing MAGA agendas while ignoring the real needs of working Oklahomans.
If Found:
Remind him who he works for - The People: Not His Donors!
Ask him if he remembers what public service means.
Notify the press immediately.
Demand he appear at town halls.
Reward:
Better representation in Congress upon replacement.
If you have any information, please call: 1-800-MIA-(R)REP
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Matcha (top scoop) and London Fog (bottom scoop) ice cream.
Two scoops of ice cream in a cup. The top scoop is Matcha and is light green in color. The bottom scoop is London Fog and is light blue-gray in color.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
A still of the French taunter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the last part of his quote where he dismisses King Arthur and his knights: "...a second time-uh!"
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
reading every headline since the 20th be like
Still from the "Nazis" sketch from "That Mitchell and Webb Sound", season 2, episode 1. It's about two Nazi soldiers in World War 2 who realize that they may in fact be the "baddies". In this still, one Nazi uncertainly looks towards the other and asks, "Are we the baddies?"
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
O Canada!
Black text over the Canadian flag. It's a quote from Canadian MP Charlie Angus. It reads: "[Trump is] like Al Capone in his syphilitic period trying to do a shakedown."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
White text on black background: "To my friends in Canada and Mexico: We are not Trump. We are Americans. We do not stand with him."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Why are you and the Democrats not standing in the breach?! We're there waiting for reinforcements and y'all appear to be AWOL!
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com

I think some people hear "grants" and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service.

"Pausing" grants means people don't eat.hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social

WIC. They are pausing WIC.

That's the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children. Last time I checked (a while ago), every dollar spent on WIC produced over a dollar in savings *in the same fiscal year.* For most people, though, feeding infants and mothers is enough.Weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.so...

OMB is freezing student loans. No disbursements to colleges.

It wasn't enough to hamstring the research.

Now he's kneecapping the kids.

The culmination of a 50-year Koch project to disembowel institutions of higher learning.

What they couldn't do intellectually, they'll do through bankruptcy.47has34Felonies @xnavychief.bsky.social

Releasing 5,000 Taliban wasn't enough for country fucking Trump!

He just stopped paying the people that guard 9500 isis

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social

This is why you can't conduct foreign policy in broad strokes.

Everything you do as the President has reverberating consequences.

This could allow another ISIS resurgence.

Charles Lister @Charles_Lister

NEW -- #Trump's global aid freeze has cut the salaries paid to many of the prison & camp guards responsible for securing 9,500 #ISIS militants & ~40,000 associated women/kids in northeast #Syria.

Many are no longer turning up for work.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
With friends like these...
Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo tweet:
Los EEUU no pueden tratar como delincuentes a los migrantes Colombianos.
Desautorizo la entrada de aviones norteamericanos con migrantes colombianos a nuestro territorio.
EEUU debe establecer un protocolo de tratamiento digno a los migrantes antes que los recibamos nosotros.

Response from Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz:
Don’t fuck with us on this, dude. 
You will be taking your criminals back the easy way or the hard way. 
This is not the fight with America you want. 
We want friendly relations with our neighbors but (emphasis on rest of sentence) friends don’t leave their own shit in each other’s homes.Google result:
New York Daily News
Pro-Trump rioters smeared poop in U.S. Capitol hallways
Jan 7, 2021 — 2 in a bathroom and then smeared their extremist excrement around the building, leaving behind brownish “foot-prints,” the source said.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Nathan Explosion of Dethklok (Metalocalypse) is reading a newspaper. He's wearing reading glasses and looking back over his shoulder with a scowl.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“We need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity, but in love with humanity” – MLK Jr
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Vigo (alternately, RICO the Carpathian)
Vigo the Carpathian, the main antagonist in the 1989 film Ghostbusters II.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
John Cleese sits at a desk with a microphone and telephone on a pebbly beach. He looks at the camera and says, "And now for something completely different."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Aid (and occasionally hamper) your commercial flight plans.
White text on black background that says: "Poorly explain what you do for a job."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Model American citizen and human. He represented the best of us. Rest in peace, Mr. President.
Photo of former President Jimmy Carter being interviewed for "The Presidents' Gatekeepers" project at the Carter Center, Atlanta, Georgia, September 14, 2011. (Photo by David Hume Kennerly/Getty Images)
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Graphic asking for support for the striking Starbucks baristas. There is a picture of a man with a bullhorn and a sign that reads: "No Contract, No Coffee". The text of the graphic reads:

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20TH
SUPPORT THESE PICKET LINES!
Starbucks baristas at these "anchor" pickets need allies to turn up! Each day we're on ULP strike, we'll announce additional locations.

LOS ANGELES - Burbank
1190 W Alameda Ave Ste G-2
@ 10am PST

SEATTLE
1124 Pike St (Pike St. Roastery)
@ 3pm PST

CHICAGO
5964 N Ridge Ave
@ 12pm CST
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Graphic asking for support for the striking Starbucks baristas. There is a picture of a man with a bullhorn and a sign that reads: "No Contract, No Coffee". The text of the graphic reads:

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 20TH
SUPPORT THESE PICKET LINES!
Starbucks baristas at these "anchor" pickets need allies to turn up! Each day we're on ULP strike, we'll announce additional locations.

LOS ANGELES - Burbank
1190 W Alameda Ave Ste G-2
@ 10am PST

SEATTLE
1124 Pike St (Pike St. Roastery)
@ 3pm PST

CHICAGO
5964 N Ridge Ave
@ 12pm CST
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Other picket lines you shouldn't be crossing (according to the Picket Line Notifier browser extension):
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
No.
Bluesky notification alerting me David Leavitt followed me.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist I'm not sure this guy counts. Also, I'm telling my kids this is Elon Musk.
Stingy from LazyTown.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Looks like the account was already suspended before I could report it. (Please ignore the open tabs count in my browser.)
A browser screenshot showing impersonation account suzayyysheldo.bsky.social has been suspended.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I am 100% seeing this as a warning to Trump.
Reacting to Bashar al-Assad’s fall Sunday, Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha said: “This is how it has always been and will always be for dictators who bet on Putin. He always betrays those who rely on him.”
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Had to make an edit.
Brad Pitt and George Clooney in Ocean's Eleven (2001). They are both facing the camera, looking down at a computer screen. Brad Pitt's character says, "They say Mocha Mousse is very soothing."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me and the boys discussing the 2025 Pantone Color of the Year.
Brad Pitt and George Clooney in Ocean's Eleven (2001). They are both facing the camera, looking down at a computer screen. Brad Pitt's character says, "They say taupe is very soothing."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I refuse to join Bluesky -- I don't want to become part of an Ecco chamber.
Box art for Ecco the Dolphin. Ecco the Dolphin was an action-adventure game published by Sega for the Mega Drive/Genesis in 1992.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Also BREAKING NEWS: Trump Taps Arnold Palmer to Lead the National Endowment
Screenshot from Reddit (r/PoliticalHumor). A picture of Kid Rock standing next to Trump is accompanied with the satirical headline: Trump Taps Kid Rock to Lead the National Endowment of the Arts
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
White text on a black background. Text reads: "My weakness is empathy. Compassion. Altruism. It is also my strength."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I have less of a reason than anyone to keep that account around, even if I just delete all the tweets and lock it. Was probably just keeping it for nostalgia...? Remembering the OK ol' days. Might as well rip the band-aid off.
Screenshot of the Twitter account deactivation page right before I clicked "deactivate".
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
"Yup, the candy's in the trunk, little Donnie, just climb right in. Keep going, you're almost there..."
A garbage truck is is decked out with campaign signs and flags for Republican presidential nominee, former President Donald Trump on the tarmac at Green Bay Austin Straubel International Airport on October 30, 2024 in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I'm not exactly making (or keeping) friends over on the Facebooks.
White text in a typewriter font on a black background. The text reads: "Trump and his ilk have hoodwinked a great many of you into voting against the country you love."
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
This Google Doodle game is heckin' addictive.
Screenshot of the Google Doodle game. Good description of the game here: https://www.polygon.com/impressions/469741/google-doodle-rise-half-moon-lunar-cycle-strategy-game
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
I see you, Circle Cinema. #EmmanuelLittlejohn #Oklahoma
Ad for a movie event at Tulsa's Circle Cinema on the day the state of Oklahoma killed Emmanuel Littlejohn for a crime someone else had already been convicted of. The ad reads:

Okie Film Nights & Sisters of Cinema Present: Clemency
Thurs 9/26 at 7:00pm: Okie Film Nights presented by Experience Tulsa and Sisters of Cinema are collaborating for a special screening tonight. See Tulsa’s own Alfre Woodward in the powerful prison drama “Clemency.”

After the film, Dylan Goforth, Executive Editor of The Frontier, will join Sisters of Cinema host Julia Holeman to lead attendees in a discussion about capital punishment. The Frontier’s mission is to produce fearless, independent journalism with impact.

About the film: As she prepares to execute another inmate, Bernadine (Alfre Woodard) must confront the psychological and emotional demons her job creates, ultimately connecting her to the man she is sanctioned to kill.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
<24hrs left & $25 shy of reaching the goal set for my half-century birthday fundraiser supporting the HCHSC in Springfield. Let's let the Springfield Haitian community know we've got their back. Unable to donate? PLEASE RESKEET & help get this over the finish line! www.facebook.com/donate/10599...
Screenshot of my Facebook fundraiser for the Haitian Community Help & Support Center in Springfield, OH. The donation tracker shows $475 in donations have been made towards the goal of $500.
https://www.facebook.com/donate/1059964839049521/
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
"The International Community" by Emad Hajjaj
Political Cartoon: View is from overhead a group of nine individuals (black and white drawing) standing in a circle on a red floor. The outline of their bodies over the red floor form the shape of a blood splatter.
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Accurate.
Political Cartoon: Two contrasting political yard signs are shown placed next to each other. The first says: "TRUMP RUSSIA 2024". The second says: "HARRIS UKRAINE".
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
boardgamearena.com?sp=1i6zjn 🎲🎴
Bernie Sanders is saying, "I am once again asking you to play board games with me on Board Game Arena."Screenshot from the TableTop web series. Wil Wheaton is throwing two handfuls of dice at the camera. He is surrounded by the words of his catchphrase on the show, "Play more games!"
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Michael Teague @eugaet.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
2 days left and $57 shy of reaching the goal set for my half-century birthday fundraiser supporting the HCHSC in Springfield, OH. Let's let the Springfield Haitian community & the city of Springfield know we've got their back. Unable to donate? PLEASE RESKEET and help get this over the finish line!
Screenshot of my Facebook fundraiser for the Haitian Community Help & Support Center in Springfield, OH. The donation tracker shows $443 in donations have been made towards the goal of $500.
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