eric @etthebrain.bsky.social · 04/12/2024[mob boss gifts you prescription glasses]: “you wanted to see me?” 020
eric @etthebrain.bsky.social · 01/12/2024[sorority freshman who bought her sorority mentor gaudy pants]: “do these jeans make my big look ass” 010
eric @etthebrain.bsky.social · 13/11/2024my car insurance company keeps sending me “progressive alerts.” i didn’t know they were woke like that ✊ 000
eric @etthebrain.bsky.social · 13/11/2024i think “second american civil war” is a really bad name. i would hate to live through something called “the second american civil war.” it should be called something cooler like “the american revolution.” 000
Reposted by ericopen mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 09/11/2024this time we won't be holding our breath waiting for mueller or impeachment or some boorish gaffe to take him off the table. we'll be able to ignore the antics and put that mental energy into supporting the communities that are most at-risk 29816
