wifi @ether.pup.porn · 25/09/2026this made me wag my tail at a rapid frequency and kick my legs in the air and bark back 010
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/09/2026hey uh actually scratch that can you get my parents say that they’re proud of me please please please please please they don’t even need to believe it they just need to say it loud and clear into a voice memo i can play on repeat when i get ready to go on a date, yes you can use my entire life savin 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/09/2026hey here’s my life savings in the form of tokens, can you build+launch a startup that has y-combinator seed funding by Q1 2027 and has an A Series led by softbank a16z and the saudi arabian sovereign wealth fund by Q2 2027 i don’t care what industry it is thank you 110
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wifi @ether.pup.porn · 17/08/2026imagining that this is in the same timeline as this bsky.app/profile/cora... 01087
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 28/07/2026you might be. waiting a Long Time for this lmao. or i can help you get set up and infodump about what i half-remember about using Glyphs 3 to create cursed semi-illegal font mods 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 28/07/2026i have no idea what any of these words mean but have you seen the photo book Zzyzx by Gregory Halpern it’s pretty good 010
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wifi @ether.pup.porn · 22/06/2026*carefully combs and cable-laces ur internal wiring together so they don’t become hopelessly tangled with strenuous physical activity* 110
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wifi @ether.pup.porn · 22/06/2026*cracks your acrylic shell so it has just a little bit of give and carefully plastructs it back together once i’m done* 110
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wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026At home, he kisses his wife, and checks in on his kids, busy with homework. 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭, 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘫𝘰𝘣, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴, 𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦. 010
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026He loads up an order on the screen to remove the twink from the equation. It has to be somewhere quiet, where it can look like a mistake, easy for the police to lie about, claim it’s a suicide. He sends in the order. The autonomous microartillery system will handle the rest. He goes home. 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026He sits at his desk in his gigantic office. The monitor shows the location of the boy - he’s visiting some family right now. He spins the ring around and around and around in his hand, trying to find an end to the stricken-out text inside the band: 学̶–活̶–爱̶–房̶–家̶–学̶–活̶–爱̶–房̶–家̶–…… 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026His phone rings. He escapes the handshakes and backpats and finds a corner where he'll be alone. It's the twink. 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯……… 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦? 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺?… 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺. 𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴. 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026Vacation home. He and the twink are fighting. 𝘎𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺𝘴. 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦. 𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘬𝘦𝘺𝘴. The twink has to call an Uber. The microartillery satellite constellation goes online; first test goes perfectly. More applause from shrimp-eating military and business suits. 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026…𝘸𝘦’𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳’𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯? He restarts the TV, 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘷𝘦. 130
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026𝘋𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘺? His kid is asking him questions as he’s sprawled out in front of the TV on the new leather couch. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘶𝘴? He pauses the TV grumpily, and starts explaining the prisoner’s dilemma, how 𝘸𝘦’𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴… 120
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026He finishes, and lets go. The boy lays on the side of the pool, naked, wet. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥. He leaves him to go take a shower. The party goes on. 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026Vacation home. Pool. Orgy. He shoves his penis into some boy without lube, enjoying his pain and confusion. When that isn’t enough, he grabs him by the hair and shoves his head into the pool, giving him only moments to grasp for air before shoving his head back in. 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026After the panel, he sends off an email authorizing the first deployment of his company’s new satellite-based targeted smart munitions platform - 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯-𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘦. 110
wifi @ether.pup.porn · 19/03/2026…𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺, 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮; 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺, 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 110
