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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

It's the iconic informercial you all love to make fun of. Advertisement: Lifecall Recording date: September 5, 1990

ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Toy R Us was the store you often dragged your parents to go to. Kids R Us was the other way around. Recording date: August 31, 1986

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

With the holidays rolling around, here's a holiday Crazy Eddie's commercial, rubber chicken included. Recording date: December 9, 1984

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

This movie is already 35 years old?!? Sheesh... Trailer: Home Alone Recording date: December 19, 1990

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

You might as well call this "1980s: The Commercial." Advertisement: Plymouth Duster Recording date: December 9, 1984

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Ask someone under 40 where they know this song from, I guarantee you, it won't be from this commercial. Advertisement: Massachusetts Recording date: May 17, 1984

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I'm sure whoever Diane's new lover is will just come and go and we'll never hear from him again. Promo: NBC Thursday Recording date: October 8, 1984

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Remember when kids could casually call up fictional characters from R-rated movies? Ah, simpler times. Advertisement: Call Freddy Krueger Recording date: August 18, 1989

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

At this point, I've run out of jokes to use about Action Park, so... an Action Park ad. Recording date: June 29, 1985.

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I miss the days when Netflix was only for renting movies that they would mail to your home and you'd receive a disc that was scratched to a point where you could barely play it fully-through... wait a minute, I don't miss that at all. Recording date: August 27, 2005

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Today marks our 10th Anniversary. To commemorate this, we have put together this compilation featuring the best of the best, the many commercials we have shared here throughout the past decade that we either really liked or just stood out to us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEnD...

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Ethan's TV Junk Yard's 10th Anniversary Video (The Best of the Best)

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Seriously, why are these kids stalking and harassing this random woman for a product they could have easily purchased themselves at any grocery store? Advertisement: Nesquik Recording date: January 8, 2005

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

How can anyone have more fun in bed with those nightmare-ish giant moving lips? Advertisement: Kleinsleep Recording date: January 25, 1985

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

RIP to the Meineke guy. #GeorgeForeman Recording date: February 6, 2000

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Can you believe there was a time when Sears was the king of all department stores? Recording date: September 11, 1983

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

RIP George Lowe. There will never be another late night show host as talented as you were. Promo: Space Ghost Coast to Coast Recording date: June 27, 1995

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

We need to bring back these wacky, over-the-top lottery commercials. Advertisement: New York Post Golden Scratch Game Recording date: January 25, 1985

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I'll admit, it's a little weird seeing Nickelodeon Studios being featured like this around this time, considering they were barely utilizing the studio by that point (outside of Slime Time Live). Advertisement: Universal Orlando Resort Recording date: April 11, 2003

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Umm... I don't have many football-related ads on me, so here's a Monday Night Football promotional tie-in with the Where's the Beef woman. Advertisement: Wendy's "Where's the Beef" Monday Night Football Game Recording date: September 20, 1984

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

And I thought the live action-CGI Chipmunks were terrifying. Advertisement: Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Magic Camera Recording date: February 22, 1984

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

If you're having a Big Mac attack right now, proceed to the nearest hospital, immediately. Advertisement: McDonald's Big Mac Recording date: January 2, 1987

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ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social @ethanstvjunkyard.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Welcome to the new social media home of Ethan's TV Junk Yard.

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