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Ethan Messere

@ethaniel.bsky.social
385 followers 545 following 776 posts

ATLien by way of Upstate NY. Basketball enthusiast. Music nerd. Grillmaster. Queer + Trans (he/him).

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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
For anyone wondering about the financial state of the Gates Foundation, I looked it up on Nonprofit Explorer. My hot take: if you’re a billionaire and your family foundation’s revenues are greater than its expenditures, you’re doing it wrong. Spend down your fortune, you can’t take it with you.
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social we need you
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Erm @nba.com you might wanna double check your app 🫠
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Still being extra while I watch the game
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
She realized I had popcorn
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
She is so clingyyyy
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Obligatory 4th quarter view:
A brindle and white pitbull with no sense of personal space on their owner’s lap, in the way of the television, which has the Louisville-Michigan Sweet 16 WBB game on.
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tequila is very invested in this game, in case you’re wondering
A brindle pitbull sitting on an orange couch, staring at the TV
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What personal space pt. 3
A photo of a white and brindle pitbull aggressively laying down on its owner, with NCAA tournament basketball on a tv in the background.
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
She tuckered herself out being clingy. I’m now watching Kentucky vs. Iowa St. I had originally thought I’d take her for a ride to get out but now I’m stuck.
A white and brindle pitbull, her white paw in the foreground, napping on her person’s torso, with basketball on TV in the background.
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
“Personal space? What personal space?”
A close up of a white and brindle pitbull, clearly in the photographer’s lap, staring at the photographer, with women’s NCAA tournament basketball in the background
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A large brindle hound-pitbull mix on an orange couch, in a majestic full sploot, doing her best to occupy the entire couch.
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Slightly worried about being dressed up as a hot dog
A brindle pitbull wearing a hot dog costume sitting down.
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Here’s what Reddit thinks of Wemby right now
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Look, Atlanta Pride Parade was fun, the park was fun, but TBH this felt like a metaphor
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Jesus Fucking Christ, this administration is determined to do the evil thing at every turn and not just let shit be. I don't really believe in hell, but I hope they all rot in it if I'm wrong.
Screenshot of NYT email whose headline reads "Justice Dept. Asks for 1-Day Sentence for Ex-Officer Convicted in the Killing of Breonna Taylor"
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
What dog sleeps like this?
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
And of course to root enthusiastically for my GOAT Dawn Staley
Dawn Staley smiling wearing a burgundy cardigan and a T shirt that says “Everyone Watches Women’s Sports.”
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I had a stupid thought this morning that was this: pretty stoked the WBB March Madness kicks off today for my annual chance to hate on Kim Mulkey
A blonde Kim Mulkey crouching yelling to her team with bright yellow heels and a jumpsuit that is somehow simultaneously technicolor, tiger-striped and sparkly
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Went to see ATL UTD with @scottlange.bsky.social Was pretty dope
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Amidst all the crappiness this week, Tequila also got a foster sister. Meet Chara:
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Ethan Messere @ethaniel.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Despite the news, tonight is a good night because I got to climb indoor rocks with a bunch of queers and also @jess2playcello.bsky.social bought me Hot Tamales
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