Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comBruno Kirby as Lt. Steven Hauk: 'I Know I'm Funny'ALT: Bruno Kirby as Lt. Steven Hauk: 'I Know I'm Funny' 030
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Apropos of nothing, remind me again... to whom did Arlington Cemetery previously belong? 000
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Obligatory with BS reference: Photoshop work from back in the before AI and before "X" times. 030
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"As many of you know, there have been some very exciting developments in Compliance and Risk Management this year. Let's dive right in..." 030
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Living in Brooklyn at the time, my daughter then only 4, remembers her friends not knowing where their parents were, seeing office paper and debris fluttering down on 7th avenue, and having to walk home with a handkerchief over her face because of the smoke. 040
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me too. Just old enough to go to the movies ourselves in the 70s (8 or 9), my friend and I were the only ones to stick it out for all 5. An entire day eating only Jordan Almonds & Red Vines, and drinking Mr. Pibb was also a nice surprise for my parents when they asked where I had been all day. 020
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Reimagine it as "If..." (1968 – Malcom McDowell) 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It helps explain their ham-fisted IP litigiousness as well. 030
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 31/07/2026All I know is that 25 years ago his production offices were in my (small) Chelsea office building, and every time I ran into him in the (tiny) elevator, he was cranky about something. Sarandon was distant, but pleasant. He just always seemed to be irritated about something insignificant. 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 28/07/2026No, that was me, and Photoshop back before AI. And, no I certainly won’t let him forget. 100
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you are regularly this full of shit, maybe you should avoid raw veggies for a while. 000
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Oh yay, I suppose their being “only” incompetent in this case, is a win… 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Organizers of the Guilford No Kings rally decided that it has to be just a “march around the Town Green” this time, because there is a Gilmore Girls Festival on the Green this weekend. That says something about shoreline CT, but I’m just not sure what. 100
Reposted by Ethan Galantjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2025my kids are still young but this is basically our strategy. even video games are something that we first and foremost play together, as a family, in the living room. 1124644331
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I’ve always enjoyed this dish, so I tried it with a sweet potato that I had left in the hot ashes of a fire (wrapped in tinfoil) overnight, cut in half, and cooked the same way. It didn’t disappoint. 000
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 23/07/2025media.tenor.coma woman is holding a gallon of milk in front of an empty refrigerator that says cityALT: a woman is holding a gallon of milk in front of an empty refrigerator that says city 000
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 21/07/2025media.tenor.coma man says sir in my heart i know i 'm funnyALT: a man says sir in my heart i know i 'm funny 000
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I grew up in SF, but one of my closest friends in college was from North Carolina. I picked up her use of y’all partially because it worked as a gender-neutral term at a college that was 75% female (at the time) & had a high LGBTQ & gender non-conforming population. This was the ‘80s, by the way. 160
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 19/07/20252 summers in the ‘80s, I worked in a Hell’s Angels owned pizzeria in the Haight Ashbury. The manager, a coke-head & Goth/punk guitarist, once leaped over the counter with a cheesesteak in hand to chase an older “local character” down the street, nailing him in the back of the head from 20 ft. 011
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 18/07/2025They would hunt malls for underage girls. Two came up to my then 12 yr. old daughter & her friend when I was walking close, but not with them. I completely lost my shit on them & someone called security. No one even asked me to quiet down, or step back, but they were escorted out immediately. 020
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 17/07/2025media.tenor.coma man is eating an egg from another man 's finger .ALT: a man is eating an egg from another man 's finger . 020
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I was in high school at the same time he was. I didn't know him, but I knew who he hung out with, and yep. 0110
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 09/07/2025“Can recite the age of consent in all 50 states…” pinned to his LinkedIn profile. 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is playing drums on a stage and says bah dum tsk .ALT: a man in a tuxedo is playing drums on a stage and says bah dum tsk . 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Could have just left the post “uncorrected…”media.tenor.coma close up of a monster 's face with the words `` my precious ! ''ALT: a close up of a monster 's face with the words `` my precious ! '' 160
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Let’s not forget how the Ceaușescu regime met an appropriately ignominious end. 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It’s always some variation on “My mommy says you guys have to play with me. It’s illegal not to.” every time with these clowns. 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 26/06/2025A year after leaving Brooklyn for CT when our kids were 7 & 9, we were making our way through Grand Central to the 4 on a visit to friends, when I heard my daughter exclaim “Walk on the right!” muttering “Faster, fucking tourists…” An adult living in Europe, she still rants about slow walkers. 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 26/06/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and a necklace is sitting on a couch and looking up .ALT: a man wearing a hat and a necklace is sitting on a couch and looking up . 010
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It’s “Rapid Response…” not “Well Thought Out Response,” or “Comprehensible Response” & certainly not “Accurate Response.” Moving the home plate much…? 000
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 26/06/2025I’d say that he didn’t actually watch the movie, but then again they’re the same people who complain that Rage Against the Machine “got political.” 020
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 26/06/2025What’s next? Digging up Giuliani’s rotting corpse…? 040
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I used to love those. In the ‘80s, in order to satirize campus issues, I redesigned our college newspaper to mimic the supermarket tabloids. On graduation, I figured working for one of those papers would be a fun first job out of college. But, then I found out they were all located in Florida. 050
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 19/06/2025My real-world use was to have it create text for a mock up of a generic non-profit site as part of a closed-loop prototype, because we had a client who was baffled by "lorum ipsum" copy. It generated the meaningless marketing-speak I needed, but couldn't bear to write myself. 250
Ethan Galant @ethangalant.bsky.social · 18/06/2025media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a woman wearing a catwoman costume and mask .ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a catwoman costume and mask . 010
