DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026like... it's chalk! you can erase it and re-mark it... [pursuing his lips. dang. he knew that one wasn't going to fly...] 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026oh-! you're actually staying, alright... um... blackboards are remarkable! eheh... 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i got a whole plethora of these up my sleeve if you're stickin' around... 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i have a joke for y'all today! who can drink 20 liters of gas without getting sick? jerry can! 🤗 000
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026[that seemed to make that smile become really strained. hard to maintain!] yeah, i guess so. but he does it in a really awful way! there's a reason i'm in charge and not him. his kindness really only goes so far! 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026the usual schmuck of picking on me for no real reason! i dunno what i ever did to them... jeez. [yet that smile is back on his face!] doesn't really bother me, i suppose, but sprout has always been a bit hardy! haha! 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026it is a lot! people around gardenview lack respect for their star! 😓... it stinks. 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026don't be looking at me like that, sir, it's mighty disrespectful 000
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026yes im very clearly a flower! nice to meet you! What are you doing here 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026it's about to be the landing zone after i drop kick you 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026the wrapper can be wrinkled and the candy still sweet. one windy day and you're gone 100
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026there's a reason im the moneymaker AND YOU'RE NOT 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026For you to not call me Dancy it's Dandy with a D 000
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Reposted by DANDY ❀࿐🍫⧽⊹ 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐀 ˊ @bonbon-bun.bsky.social · 24/03/2026@eternity-stagnates.bsky.social Heya Dancy! ^o^ 001
Reposted by DANDY ❀࿐꒰꒰ ㆍ ♪ TEAGAN @shimmeringtea.bsky.social · 24/03/2026@eternity-stagnates.bsky.social Greetings, Dancy 001
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 03/03/2026aha... yeah. i know. but it's nice to think about you having a break every now and again. i can see you going crazy from lack of work, though! [tilting his head up, kissing along the lower half of dyle's interface.] 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 03/03/2026that'd make her mad, though, i think. i'm banned for a reason! [scooting closer, like a desperate kitten begging for more attention. more touch, more words, anything.] you should take a break one of these days. i'll cover you! 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 03/03/2026[adjusting himself to face dyle's chest, nestling into dyle's neck as he was brought in closer. leafy tail doing a wag as he relaxed a bit.] you mean it? ✨️... it always hurt my feelings that you can attend teagan's tea parties and i can't! 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 01/03/2026havin' somebody around to eat documents or letters i don't wanna see anymore sure is a blessin' in disguise 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/02/2026that's not necessarily true, y'know. plenty of people like you! you just aren't super open. i know you like talking to finn and teagan. [was that a little bit of jealousy in his tone? if it was, he brushed over it quickly. immediately crawling into dyle's lap.] 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/02/2026of course i'm gonna. i don't wanna be bothered! [kicking the lever to his shop, the shutter slams down and dandy starts leading dyle to their room behind the counter. quick to scamper over to his bed!] 000
DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/02/2026mhm! sorry to the late-goers, but i have a husband to attend to! [he announced to nobody in particular, waving a gloved hand around dismissively before offering it to dyle.] and also a bed i wanna lay in. c'mon, to my room! 000