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DANDY ❀࿐

@eternity-stagnates.bsky.social
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ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕ 𝘪'𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 . ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ 𝚒'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒔 . 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝘪'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, @time-ticks-away.bsky.social

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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
like... it's chalk! you can erase it and re-mark it... [pursuing his lips. dang. he knew that one wasn't going to fly...]
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
oh-! you're actually staying, alright... um... blackboards are remarkable! eheh...
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i got a whole plethora of these up my sleeve if you're stickin' around...
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
aww, c'mon! no need to hold it in! :P
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i have a joke for y'all today! who can drink 20 liters of gas without getting sick? jerry can! 🤗
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SPROUT .ᐟ @benevolentbaker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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⊹˚₍₍F̲l̲u̲t̲t̲e̲r̲ @hearts-aloft.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
no.
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i look amazing. don't hate
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
?
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
[that seemed to make that smile become really strained. hard to maintain!] yeah, i guess so. but he does it in a really awful way! there's a reason i'm in charge and not him. his kindness really only goes so far!
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
the usual schmuck of picking on me for no real reason! i dunno what i ever did to them... jeez. [yet that smile is back on his face!] doesn't really bother me, i suppose, but sprout has always been a bit hardy! haha!
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
it is a lot! people around gardenview lack respect for their star! 😓... it stinks.
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
[angry flower stare]
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
bassie ! hi !
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
don't be looking at me like that, sir, it's mighty disrespectful
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˖᯽ ݁˖˚. m͟s͟. 𝐛𝐥o͟o͟𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧‎ ‎ꫂ᭪݁ @springsbasket.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
yes im very clearly a flower! nice to meet you! What are you doing here
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Who is This?
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
yes. always
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
ill always get what i want. ok?
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hey. No
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
What does this achieve
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
it's about to be the landing zone after i drop kick you
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
no not really.
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'll lean in
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
that's fruity.
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
at least i can actually be handled
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
the wrapper can be wrinkled and the candy still sweet. one windy day and you're gone
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
there's a reason im the moneymaker AND YOU'RE NOT
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
it's what he would've wanted
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
of course you do little gayboy KNOCK IT OFF
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
For you to not call me Dancy it's Dandy with a D
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
i only throw it back when dyle needs me to
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
? BACK UP
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
do you see me dancing to it
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You.
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
my name IS NOT DANCY
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☆ⓒⓞⓢⓜⓞ☆ @sweetestroll.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@eternity-stagnates.bsky.social hi dancy
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SPROUT .ᐟ @benevolentbaker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@eternity-stagnates.bsky.social hey dancy
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🍫⧽⊹ 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐀 ˊ @bonbon-bun.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@eternity-stagnates.bsky.social Heya Dancy! ^o^
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꒰꒰   ㆍ ♪ TEAGAN @shimmeringtea.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@eternity-stagnates.bsky.social Greetings, Dancy
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GINGER .ᐟ @holidayhealerr.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@eternity-stagnates.bsky.social ( very muffled from the closet of event toons ) hi dancy
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
aha... yeah. i know. but it's nice to think about you having a break every now and again. i can see you going crazy from lack of work, though! [tilting his head up, kissing along the lower half of dyle's interface.]
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
that'd make her mad, though, i think. i'm banned for a reason! [scooting closer, like a desperate kitten begging for more attention. more touch, more words, anything.] you should take a break one of these days. i'll cover you!
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
[adjusting himself to face dyle's chest, nestling into dyle's neck as he was brought in closer. leafy tail doing a wag as he relaxed a bit.] you mean it? ✨️... it always hurt my feelings that you can attend teagan's tea parties and i can't!
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
havin' somebody around to eat documents or letters i don't wanna see anymore sure is a blessin' in disguise
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
that's not necessarily true, y'know. plenty of people like you! you just aren't super open. i know you like talking to finn and teagan. [was that a little bit of jealousy in his tone? if it was, he brushed over it quickly. immediately crawling into dyle's lap.]
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
of course i'm gonna. i don't wanna be bothered! [kicking the lever to his shop, the shutter slams down and dandy starts leading dyle to their room behind the counter. quick to scamper over to his bed!]
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DANDY ❀࿐ @eternity-stagnates.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
mhm! sorry to the late-goers, but i have a husband to attend to! [he announced to nobody in particular, waving a gloved hand around dismissively before offering it to dyle.] and also a bed i wanna lay in. c'mon, to my room!
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