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Eternal Eeyore

@eternal-eeyore.bsky.social
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I often feel like the Marcie Ross of Bluesky. It kinda gives me the wiggins when someone follows me without having liked or interacted with any of my posts.

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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Great Cookie Election
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does anyone remember that episode of The Brady Bunch where Carol lost a bunch of money gambling and had to secretly get a job as an exotic dancer, and Greg and Peter just happened to sneak into the bar she was working at and caught her? And she agreed to pay them if they didn’t tell Mike?
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only after her death have I learned some of what was behind the curtain with her. While it’s hardly scandalous, it admittedly affects how I now—after three decades of first encountering her—view her writings. I was never one to research writers. I am still thankful for the experience.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel this should be bigger news—and I find it disheartening to understand why it isn’t. I also understand why it feels personal, and why, when I heard this announced on NPR on my drive home, I had to fight tears while others on the road were likely unaware the world had lost someone important. 1/5
npr.org
Annie Dillard, Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist, dies at 81
Dillard's work was characterized by spare prose and a deep connection to nature. She is best known for Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, An American Childhood, The Maytrees and The Writing Life.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think Bannon is trying to make himself appear far more important than he actually is now. Lately he and most Trump close supporters are the equivalent of toilet paper that Trump has used and double-checks for poo before flushing it down the toilet, or wonders if he should fold it and use it again.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There’s a bit of irony in a Republican controlled state acknowledging Suicide Prevention Awareness Month, when they have inadvertently supported so many policies that likely increase suicide numbers. 1/2
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hi, Empty Void. What’s left of the Epstein files to be released? And if it’s material that hasn’t been made public, how do we know what’s left? I’m concerned the Epstein files will be seen as a red herring at best, and an albatross at worst if history looks back on us and we found nothing there.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Y’know, I feel a little bad for feeling smug knowing that these billionaires who have contributed so much to the suffering in the world will also die just like the rest of us, after meaningless lives in a silent universe—except their ends will seem even worse to them bc they think they’re special.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Fleetwood Mac Journey Amy Grant Erasure … …. . . . . Do those high school choir performances at graduation ceremonies count? I could fill in the gaps with a few of those.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dolly was a treasure and I tell myself her heart was in the right place when she said this, but as a gay man I don’t see myself in the same category as drunks and drug addicts. I think it’s important that we extend the same grace to others when they may trip over their words when trying to do good.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fifteen Seconds of Lame
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fifteen Seconds
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Fifteen Seconds (Lyrics and music by D Politte [aka Eternal Eeyore] with help from Suno. Images from iStock)
TikTok video by Eternal Eeyore
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Holy mortality salience, Universe!
hollywoodreporter.com
Tim Curry, Outlandish Star of ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ Dies at 80
The three-time Tony nominee terrified audiences in Stephen King's 'It' and was a prolific voice actor as well.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hi, Empty Void! I was doing a little better today with my crippling midlife existential depression. I was even smiling about blue skies and sunshine—then I turned on the radio and heard this…
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
During Senator Graham’s funeral…
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hello, Empty Void. It’s been a while, huh? Watching the news feels like watching a train moving slowly on the tracks towards a collapsed bridge, while people walk beside it shouting, “The bridge is out!” and the conductor keeps saying, “That’s fake news!” all the while creeping closer to tragedy.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hello again, Empty Void! It’s me. I kinda wish people wouldn’t use Peanuts characters in political memes. Charles Schulz had an understated, gentle way of expressing things through his comics, and ham-fisted political memes using his works are, in the words of Charlie Brown, “fucking tacky.”
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Roll for Initiative - An early Sora creation. Pardon the frequent changes in character appearance! I felt like each segment needed to say, “The part of Teen #1 in this 10 second clip is played by [new...
TikTok video by Eternal Eeyore
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As a senior gay man, I have mixed feelings about how our leading gay news media often features headlines about people in the porn industry. No shame to sex workers, but how often do mainstream outlets have stories like this front and center? It’s sometimes easy to see where stereotypes come from.
advocate.com
Adult star Drake Von arrested, charged with domestic battery
The famous gay model is in trouble with the law after allegedly trying to strangle his partner.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Stray is one of my favorite games, and if they made a spinoff MMO that took place solely in The Slums with storylines around the residents there I’d likely never buy another game for the rest of my little life.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hello, Empty Void. Me again. I think the terrorists who attacked on 9/11 might have had their greatest victory against the U.S. in that the country has become more conservative since the attacks. Were they playing the long game? Because we’re doing more damage to ourselves since then than they did.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Dear Empty Void, Is it ironic that Carl Sagan’s book about the dangers of ignorance and superstition actually contained prediction that could be seen as prophesy?
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Should these be with the laxatives?
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hello again, Empty Void. It’s me. It can happen to the best and worst of us, the least and most famous of us. And it’s why social media gives me a concern. The Threads comment is fake, and a correction will do no good because many have seen it and made it truth. Arguments over dinner will occur.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hello, Empty Void. It’s me again. I think it would be worthwhile to set up something on the prediction market that if his tacky ballroom gets built, he’s going to barricade his fat ass in it before January 20, 2029…because I think it would really happen. K thx bye
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hello, Empty Void. It’s existential dread me again. Is it just me or does it seem that wealthy left-wing influencers who make a living from complaining about how bad things are have a vested interest in deterring their followers from doing things that might make things less bad? Just sayin. K bye.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hello, Empty Void! Silly old queer senior me again. Is it just me, or does this article answer the question”why” of its headline with the words “something was wrong after having oral sex in the dark room play space of a Fort Lauderdale gay bar”? K Thnx Bye
advocate.com
A new strain of Shigella is disproportionately impacting queer men. Why?
Doctors explain why it's important to understand how the bacterial infection spreads, get tested, get treated, and minimize transmission.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hello, Void. Me again. I don’t have much empathy for sociopathic resource hoarding billionaires—so no boo hoos here. The article says the jury had a “substantial amount of evidence” so I’m guessing it must have been a substantial calendar because they found Musk filed his complaint too late. 🤷
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hello, Empty Void. I’m not an AI proponent, but it seems many folks who are pointing out how bad it potentially will be for the environment haven’t been talking about how bad the meat and dairy industries currently are for the environment and they seem to have an outrage of the month tone.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hello, Empty Void. It’s me. Dave Chappelle got his panties twisted because he says the media doesn’t accurately interpret his jokes about trans people. I mean, even the least intellectual can see the deep, nuanced meaning of him saying, “I’m team TERF!” C’mon, you dumb media people!
variety.com
Dave Chappelle Says the Media Gets His Trans Jokes ‘Wrong’: ‘People Would Think It’s Me vs. the Gay Community. I Never Looked at It Like That’
Dave Chappelle says the meida gets his trans jokes 'wrong' and often takes his comedy out of context.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’m posting into the void, I know, but today my husband and I celebrate 19 years together. We were legally wed in 2013–but our commitment isn’t contingent on a piece of paper. We sometimes wonder about what might happen if Obergefell follows Roe, but we made do before. We validate ourselves. #MT4BWY
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Me after spending too much time online.
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Eternal Eeyore @eternal-eeyore.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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