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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
CLERGY BECOME A POLL CHAPLAIN HELP SUPPORT PEOPLE TRYING TO VOTE AND KEEP THINGS CALM AT VOTING LOCATIONS BE THE ADULT ON SITE IF PEOPLE SHOW UP TO MAKE TROUBLE YES THERE IS A TRAINING YES I'M SHOUTING COME ON TRAINING OCT 15th www.turnoutsunday.com/poll-chaplain
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POLL CHAPLAIN | TurnOutSunday
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How do you and @briancgrubb.bsky.social not follow each other for the heists?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Resistors report arrests and injuries, including being pushed into barbed wire. CBP confirmed that all four cottonwoods marked for removal there are now gone. Centuries of life destroyed for two parallel walls cutting through the borderlands. We’re heartbroken and we’re angry!
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do not give me hope
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Drag Queen Oxygen Mask Performance
ALT: Drag Queen Oxygen Mask Performance
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Por que no los dos
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was born in the middle of losing the 83 World Series. This is worse than the 2010s because we knew all along there was no hope and were just along for the ride. This is the middle 2000s when every last day of the season there was still a scenario, but we still missed
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s nothing I like less than listening to national broadcasters - except maybe listening to national broadcasters talk about all the ways they don’t like the sport they’re covering. #phillies #mlbonfox
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
3-0 🙈
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All weekend.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We don’t deserve good things right now
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyway, turned out he was super misogynistic and we’re not friends. Be cautious of people who don’t value learning history, but we don’t judge kids for not having learned something yet
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Convo when I declared a history major: Friend: what’s the point? You just learn when things happen Me: 😒 yeah, that’s it Friend: so name something that happened in 1812 Me: the war of 1812 Friend: well uh yeah that was an obvious one, name something from 1814 Me: treaty ending the war of 1812
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s this horrible dichotomy of I do want people to be represented. But I want them represented by someone who cares about their interests. If they aren’t going to have that, might as well keep being the guy who can’t show up to hurt their interests. And mine.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reboot muppet babies!!!
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And then thankfully rectified it by getting him back!
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Clearly normal and fine because me too Oh. Wait, that’s actually a bad sign. Sorry!
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🥹
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
YES (do not fucking jinx it)
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We need to go back to majority/minority leader and whip being two separate roles. Make Jeffries the party whip.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A new study shows that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and over $1 trillion every year. The new research out of Yale shows that reductions in administrative overhead, lower pharmaceutical prices, less fraudulent billing, and fewer emergency care trips would lead to huge savings. /1
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Yale Study: Medicare for All Would Save Over 114,000 Lives and $1 Trillion a Year | Common Dreams
"Do not tell me we cannot afford Medicare for All," the senator said. "What we cannot afford is a broken healthcare system based on greed."
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What would it take to retire the Aaron Rowand clip from Phillies broadcasts?
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hashtag Phillies
2 people texting about the Phillies game 
Person 1: well if you had the second batter hitting the home run, you would’ve won. Whats the definition of insanity again?
Person 2: Turning the game on night after night after night?
Person 1: LOL
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Does anyone know how to talk to a human at FedEx? Their AI keeps hanging up on me.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And if they don’t, it’s because the rules I learned in t-ball about not running thru second or third no longer apply
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
And players all have to wear it like Jimmy Cigs, too
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Refusing to deliver ballots because a state declines to hand over voter information would directly interfere with the voting process and raise serious concerns about voter access, election administration, and federal overreach into state-run elections.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Maybe prosecute the guys who drove of the reflecting pool before it was refilled.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
All on 2 outs
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🤷‍♀️
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sometimes you’d just decide to win the game all on your own
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
But if he had, I 100% believe he’d demand children beg him not to let them starve or die from preventable disease.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Whip and leader are two different jobs though. The current House minority whip is not Hakeem Jefferies - and if that’s the job he wants, he’s in the wrong one.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I mean, same for Trump. Let him keep running away.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Next newsletter: in defense of ideas that stink (literally and figuratively)
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Speaking from experience?
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So the most of anyone where one month is a calendar month and not a random 30-31 day period.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yankees, Mets, and the 1993 Blue Jays specifically
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
All of these are people who already entered the country legally, too! I’ll admit it’s been 15 yrs since I worked in immigration law, but unless something drastic has changed, you can’t get a GC unless you originally entered legally (though legal status might have lapsed)
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In short, this admin is trying to erase a key DEFAULT method of getting a green card for over a half a century by taking the word "discretion" in the law and trying to turn it into a loophole big enough to effectively end a process Congress expressly permitted by law.
Screenshot of the memo: Congress, in establishing the nonimmigrant admission and parole processes, made it clear that aliens are expected to depart the United States when the purpose of their admission or parole has been accomplished. Generally, when a nonimmigrant or parolee fails to depart as required and instead seeks adjustment of status, it contravenes these Congressional expectations, though USCIS acknowledges exceptions including nonimmigrant categories with dual intent and immigrant categories where only adjustment of status provides a pathway to permanent resident status.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I graduated from there in 2005, our speaker was also lame. The president of another university.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Elmo gets what Elmo wants.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Genuinely curious why migraines seem to be such a concern with the team this year? Isn’t that three different players now?
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Orion Kerkering isn’t a star, he’s the whole damn constellation! # Phillies
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
#SOI26
Zamboni in bottom right corner cleaning the ice at the Prudential Center in Newark during intermission at Stars on Ice. Zamboni has images of red and green M&M guys.
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Stubbs sighting! [crowd cheers but is so tired]
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
(And their Achilles heel, the ability to score more runs)
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Your voice matters. And if you can’t use it to tell the truth and to speak for those who do not have that voice, then you’re in the wrong business.”
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eszmutko.bsky.social @eszmutko.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I have been waiting a year for this - thank you!
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