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Temporarily been known as @Sven Transitioning from an active life to severe disability due to ME/CFS Proponent of genuine human connection Fediverse veteran since […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ chaos.social/@esureL, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
If your take is snarky and/or spiteful, maybe it isn't a worthwhile take.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Throwback to when a physician wrote an e-mail after a call thanking *me* for the in-depth discussion. 😄 #Throwback #ThrowbackThursday #tbt
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Oh, wow. 😬 (Translation in alt text.) #Insects
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"Insects: The Return of the Heavyweight

New Zealand’s weta are the heaviest grasshoppers on Earth and are among the most massive insects of all. This makes them a popular prey. Yet one species is defying extinction."
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I just took inventory and I think I casually ate like 40 different plants yesterday. 😅
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Exchanging tips on geriatric tools with a friend – at least 40 years too early, sadly. 😬 #SpoonieLife
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Chatting with Amazon feels like having a chat with the very first person after having taken people hostage. There's more - Don’t worry! - Your enquiry is very important to me! - I’ll look into it straight away! - Please don’t worry! - I don’t want to let you down! - Sorry to have kept you […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
[Deutschrap] Nicht nur haut Dendemann eine neue EP (Mixtape) raus, er packt das auch einfach *nicht* auf die Streaming-Plattformen, sondern auf eine datenschutzfreundliche Single-Purpose-Seite? Krasser Scheiß in dieser durchkommerzialisierten Welt. 😄 meinstream.org #Musik […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Given that I'm very reliable, I feel personally insulted that I just received three reminders for my one appointment tomorrow.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
»Gangnam Style« was released 14 years ago. #GangnamStyle #KPop #FeelingOldNow
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I played a lot of regular #basketball in my youth, but never really enjoyed watching it for long, at least not on TV. I also don't like how highlight videos are presented. In football (⚽), you can (sadly) get away with just showing important scoring attempts, but in basketball, it just feels […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
What would've been nice today: A (preferably excited) text message about the in-game footage of the Zelda remake. #VideoGames #Zelda #ZeldaOoT
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
10 medical appointments in a little more than two months. Here we go. Starting off with the easiest one: dentist. #WaZiFuBo
Photo of my legs in blue jeans. Sitting position, one red shoe is visible in front of a dark-brown floor.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Dialled down on my social media use again. So if you post something important, please tell me directly. 😄
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
In a visualisation I was asked to imagine a shore and the first thing the came to mind was an eerie beach from Death Stranding. 😅 #VideoGames #DeathStranding
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
We got a bunch of foreign sweets, one of them being (tiny) Oreo chocolate bars from China. If I understand the translation correctly, it emphasizes multiple times, that the product contains at least 9% of *foreign* cocoa. The way it's presented makes me assume that it's some kind of quality […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
Saw a video of a receptionist asking: Why do people book hotels that are obviously not suited for them? Their example was a woman with a walker who went through with a reservation even though they told her that it's an old building with no elevator and no rooms on the ground floor. I think the […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Pretty much every day needs to be a rest day for me, but then there are days where I'm effectively awake since 2:30 am, so they transform into 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀. #SpoonieLife #MECFS #Sleep
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
"Yeah, I agree. 'Kidney' is a better description of this shape than 'very chubby boomerang'."
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Woke up at night thinking: "Oh wow, I'm starting to get recurring dreams." Then thought about what I was actually dreaming. Turns out, I was dreaming about having recurring dreams. I can't remember what the recurring dreams in my dream were about, though. Brains are wild, man. 😄 #Dreams #Dreaming
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
[Diagnostische Studie in Berlin sucht noch Teilnehmer] Die Charité sucht für eine diagnostische Studie noch gesunde Personen für die Kontrollgruppe. Ihr erhaltet umfangreiche Diagnostik (unter anderem MRTs von Hirn und Herz, Diagnostik der Augen und des Stoffwechsels) und eine […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
All other studies: "Do you want to participate?" "No." "Well, I have bad news for you then. 😈" #Science #Research #MedicalResearch
"Exclusion criteria:

- refusal to participate"
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
[Medical stuff] Phew. Quite a stack of medical appointments I got there. - August: Blood work, neurologist, GP - September: Dentist (check-up) & dermatologist (outpatient surgery) - October: Multiple sessions of an experimental treatment (transcranial pulse stimulation) - November: Vaccines […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
I've recently watched videos of people playing #Peak and #CrashoutCrew. Looks like #AggroCrab makes some delightful co-op games. If I was physically able to and had gaming friends, I'd probably try to make some playthroughs of these happen. 😄 #VideoGames
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Things I've been complimented on most in my life: 1. My exceptional kindness 2. The beauty of my veins
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
I recently learned that it's quite easy to grow sprouts yourself, so this is my "harvest" of mung-bean sprouts. After less than six days, this is the yield from 40g of mung beans, grown in a beverage carton. :) I'll probably only make half that much next time. 😄 […] [Original post on chaos.social]
A bunch of mung-bean sprouts on a wooden cutting board, basically filling it up completely.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
One annoying neighbour can make people move away, but one quiet & considerate neighbour won't make people stay. Few loud people can drive away people from spaces in a way that easily outcompetes the pull of the reasonable ones. Or, in a more general and more dramatic way: It's easy to poison a […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
In my mind, the daily business of a family doctor and their staff includes educating people on the benefits of lifestyle changes to improve their health. Maybe even helping or motivating to realise them. More movement, better diet, less smoking, situation-specific changes, that sort of thing […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
Alright, here's the photo that you should've gotten last week. 😄 #WaZiFuBo #NewShoes
My leg from a sitting perspective. Blue jeans, black socks and red shoes.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
If the new neighbour has to speak that loudly on the phone every evening, she might at least have the courtesy to speak a language I can understand. After all, I might get invested into the exciting stories!
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Given that they've been around for a while now, what's the general verdict on quoots? My timeline has been clean of people who deal in snarky remarks or cheap dunks for a while now, so my experience is heavily skewed. 😅 #MastoMeta #Quoots #QuoteBoosts
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
If you care too much about what strangers think of you, remember that peopleare terrible at judging things in the first place. Remember, back at school? "Oooh, look at this girl! Paying attention, studying and learning for her ✨education✨. What a loooooser!" 😄
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
It's weirdly unsatisfying to have a major thunderstorm travel through during summer but not seeing the temperature drop.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Got two parcel announcements from DHL on Monday. One for Tuesday, one for Wednesday. Didn't want them separately, so thought I'd play it safe and set both delivery days to Thursday.¹ Today, only one of them has been out for delivery. Or was, really, because this one didn't even make it. 😄 […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
Random question from some while ago: Why is it called »(to) marinade«? Spontaneous thoughts: 1. Does it mean to send your food to sea? 2. Was this originally/mainly done by mariners? 3. Was it originally done with salt/sea water? Turns out, its origins are French (of course) and #3 was […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
Let's all have high expectations, let's also make an effort to meet them ourselves. :)
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
I'm living on the first floor with fly screens everywhere, so imagine my surprise when, for the first time ever, a big grasshopper showed up in our bedroom today. 😄
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Matthew Hallonbacka @mallonbacka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Lots more small birds from the neighborhood and this time it looks like each one gets their own individual hotel room. #birds
A photograph of two pieces of temporary metal fencing, like are used around building sites, in front of a brown wooden apartment building. Almost every square of the metal grid in the fence has a single, tiny, light brown bird sitting inside.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
I know it's diabolical to tease you like this, but new shoes are on the way. Right in time for the next WaZiFuBo on Wednesday. 😎
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
I didn't expect that strong of an effect, but putting a thermal blanket in front of the sun-lit window has kept the bedroom cooler by probably 3 °C today.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
In theory, microblogging should be one of the best ways to form meaningful connections online. It offers a lot of regular low-stakes interactions, it's bidirectional and a text can be composed quickly and easily. In practice, regardless of platform, it seems that most people are already at full […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
If times are bad, you gotta see a doctor for transtemporal medicine.
Screenshot in German reading:

"Holiday Information

Please note that our practice will be closed from 1st of January 2024 to 2nd of January 2023." (sic)
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
[Die Finals, 3x3] Am Ende die erwartbaren Gewinner, aber trotzdem viele gute Spiele und ab den jeweiligen Halbfinals dann auch echt gute Übertragungen bei der ARD. Venue war wohl auch gut, auch sehr schön besucht und das Publikum ging auch gut mit (leider auch nichts, was man im DBB-Stream […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Given that most adults seem to lack even basic skills self-awareness and emotional-regulation, maybe we should start teaching those in school.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
I wouldn't have thought of "birds" as design motive for new Euro banknotes, but I love the designs they made out of them. I mean, look at this. Cute, yet sleek and elegant. Love it. :) #Euro #Euros #Euroscheine #EuroBills #Eurobanknoten #EuroNote
Front of a 10-Euro bill. Red colour with a kingfisher on a twig in the front.Back of the same bill. A building with the EU stars on top of it.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
You know how every recipe online starts with a personal autobiography? Even if you have never used Google, its SEO mainly drives how most sites are presenting themselves these days. In a way, I feel like the same has happened with the "social" web. Regardless the platform, many people have […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
You'd think that house cats are more expressive than their wild counterparts, but somehow tigers and lions take the cake.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
Bromance? In this economy?! 😔 #loneliness
Screenshot from a podcatcher. Episode of "The Happiness Lab": "Men don't just need friends. They need bromance."
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
Oh, Bo #Burnham is new English prime minister? Looks like his »Inside« special made him more famous than I realised.
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
In 2010, a telephone survey was conducted of English-speaking residents in Indiana (USA) about what constitutes as having "had sex". Penile-vaginal intercourse? 95%. I guess everyone online and/or in customer-service jobs can confirm that even obvious words mean nothing to ~1 in 20 people. 😄 […]
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Sven 🛌 @esurel.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@katharoutina/11693… ~How it started~ Wife: "Dates with chocolate coating would be nice. Quite expensive, though." Me: "You do remember that I showed you date bark in the past?" ~How it's going~ My wife ismaking custom chocolate bars. We're now at […]
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