maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Seattle is so beautiful because why did my coworker just clock my therian tattoo and ask me what my theriotype was on the elevator 1150
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love it when the cashier says "good choice" like thanks I picked it myself 040
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sometimes I read the packaging and go hm if I ended up working at a marketing firm somehow I probably wouldn't make it. In the general sense 020
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dudes will binge watch the entire final destination franchise then ask why they have anxiety 030
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They're making the annoying anime catboy gamer my supervisor 090
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes dinner is the typa shit u would eat after 3 hours in the public pool on a sweltering August day at 12 years old 021
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We peaked as a species when we invented apple cinnamon. It's all been downhill from there 040
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I only encountered him briefly at parties but he seemed like a wonderful soul. Sorry for your loss :( 000
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Having really cool neighbors that you engage in favor economy with is so awesome 030
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Android always be on some shit in my notification bar like "remember when you were a twink 7 years ago? yeah here's the receipt" 150
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Motherboard? Well maybe she should get a hobby then 061
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026im just gonna start saying "how's Monday sound" every time someone asks if i wanna go to vegas 010
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i love how cop movies consistently portray the judges as being obnoxious bureaucrats because they wont sign a warrant and meanwhile this is how modern policing works 04011
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Trying to read my OBD1 code and my assistant is just eating peanuts 070
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just program the missiles buddy it's NOT my problem don't ask me nothin 040
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i became important at work and it's ruining my entire life 090
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It was a starter car in need for speed underground (2003) and the impressionable youth did the rest 020
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Portland is awesome cus you get to say shit like "computer do the dishes" and "computer please vacuum the floor" and computer is your 33 year old unemployed nonbinary roommate 090
Reposted by maxinePiper! 🔜 LVFC @piper.wtf · 09/09/2026Sheryl and Kel -- the folks behind Sakari's Place -- are absolute angels. I can say for certain that they pour ever ounce of love in their hearts to the wolfdogs. I told them just how loved Sasha is by us and they were overjoyed. Again, if you can, please consider donating. 🐺❤️ gofund.me/7e6228d5bgofund.meDonate to Support The Farm at Sakaris Place, organized by Sheryl LawrenceAbout this fundraiser The Farm at Sakaris Place is raising support to continue … Sheryl Lawrence needs your support for Support The Farm at Sakaris Place 0177
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just dropped a boiled egg on the floor in the break room and said "fuck my stupid chud eggcel life dude" out loud I think I should kill myself 0111
maxine @estrogenicmutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i suck at letterboxd i keep giving everything 5 stars 160