Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 14/10/2026White ppl be like: "I'm turning Liberty Biberty into a hate symbol" 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comAbsolute Cinema RigbyALT: Absolute Cinema Rigby 010 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026genuinely curious who this move is aimed at. Like, who would believe this who isn't already a trump supporter? 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026GOOSE did you see that Ben Wheele's new video game has a Thalasin reference? 1353 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026pff, billionaires would never call it a depression as long as they have money 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026just make something so stupid and bad that 95 percent of your audience flakes off and you have your 2021 audience back. 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026guy who has vitiligo in the exact pattern of blackface 040 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026imagine if they were born in Chicago they'd be like "my love for you reaches far like the blue line from downtown to the O'Hare airport in Rosemont" 040 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You're officially above Gooseworx and Chuck Tingle you're welcome 160 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think people conflate the era with their own personal experiences. Of course 2016 was fun, you were 15. 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026apparently blu rays are more resilient to disc rot but it still happens. 010 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comRobert Pattinson LighthouseALT: Robert Pattinson Lighthouse 1150 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I know you're offline but did you see Ben Wheele's new game has a Blue Channel reference? 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 01/09/2026meanwhile the disc rot slowly consuming his whole collection:static.klipy.comSpice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink SuitALT: Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit 170 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026oh God they're gonna get drunk and eat the baby aren't they. 0170 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The crazy thing is he's right. If you've driven through middle America at 1am you know. 010 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comAngine De Poitrine SébastienALT: Angine De Poitrine Sébastien 110 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026the TADC fandom got you tweeting like Frankie Muniz 020 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 19/08/2026what if they're using the outrage generated by AI art as a smokescreen to distract from the literal AI-Powered surveillance state they're installing rn 011 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"sorry I was just trying to speak your native tongue" 040 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026assuming bird experts are pro genocide is a very funny accidental stance. 1270 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026if necrophilia isn't in f tier it ain't a real list. it's a borderline Jackass prank. 2240 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 08/08/2026arguing about hypothetical doomsday scenarios, after a certain point feels like children larping "we unplug the ai" "the ai uses its forcefield" 070 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I hated the ending so much when it first came out, but I slowly came to realize that was just the scene being incredibly effective. 0200 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026People trying to find patterns in the static, as usual. 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Can we get this printed out as a book or sum when the series is over? 100 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Also same with trucks. You chose to drive the Child Smoosher 150. Everything that happens should be on you. 010 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I also don't get why someone driving in a car would EVER be held liable in a motorcycle accident? Like, I'm not the one who chose to drive a car without airbags, seatbelts, a windshield, and two of its wheels. 110 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026They gave trump a million dollar donation, and now they claim it was a "false flag" 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Gooseworx should just disappear and then release a bunch of golfing videos like Thomas Gore did. 000 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Also I like how they added how they were drowning in their own literal piss and shit, cramped shoulder to shoulder in the horse. It really makes the whole operation feel like a genuinely impossible feat. Like Andy Dufresne in the pipe but times like 30. 1121 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026static.klipy.comWhen you find out your goat washedALT: When you find out your goat washed 010 0
Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"alright enough activism for today"static.klipy.comPepo Gaming in Messy RoomALT: Pepo Gaming in Messy Room 000 0