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Skeet Wood

@essiewood.bsky.social
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e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
White ppl be like: "I'm turning Liberty Biberty into a hate symbol"
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Absolute Cinema Rigby
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
literally right below your tweet
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
genuinely curious who this move is aimed at. Like, who would believe this who isn't already a trump supporter?
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bean shower
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and Liquid Death is somehow a collaborator
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they're lying. I think that's why.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he said it before the show came out
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
he's got a new DVD videogame coming out
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GOOSE did you see that Ben Wheele's new video game has a Thalasin reference?
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
purple slut
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pff, billionaires would never call it a depression as long as they have money
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just make something so stupid and bad that 95 percent of your audience flakes off and you have your 2021 audience back.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
guy who has vitiligo in the exact pattern of blackface
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
imagine if they were born in Chicago they'd be like "my love for you reaches far like the blue line from downtown to the O'Hare airport in Rosemont"
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
returning to traditional marriage
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You're officially above Gooseworx and Chuck Tingle you're welcome
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ohh shittings multiple plotlines
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What do you mean 😭
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think people conflate the era with their own personal experiences. Of course 2016 was fun, you were 15.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
apparently blu rays are more resilient to disc rot but it still happens.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Robert Pattinson Lighthouse
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know you're offline but did you see Ben Wheele's new game has a Blue Channel reference?
BLUE CHANNEL THALASIN
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
meanwhile the disc rot slowly consuming his whole collection:
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Spice Adams Rubbing Hands Meme: Yellow & Pink Suit
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oh God they're gonna get drunk and eat the baby aren't they.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Taking a page out of Phil Fish's book
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The crazy thing is he's right. If you've driven through middle America at 1am you know.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
yes my uncle is nasa
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Angine De Poitrine Sébastien
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the TADC fandom got you tweeting like Frankie Muniz
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
child molester meets molester child
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
what if they're using the outrage generated by AI art as a smokescreen to distract from the literal AI-Powered surveillance state they're installing rn
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"sorry I was just trying to speak your native tongue"
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
assuming bird experts are pro genocide is a very funny accidental stance.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if necrophilia isn't in f tier it ain't a real list. it's a borderline Jackass prank.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
arguing about hypothetical doomsday scenarios, after a certain point feels like children larping "we unplug the ai" "the ai uses its forcefield"
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I hated the ending so much when it first came out, but I slowly came to realize that was just the scene being incredibly effective.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Please do
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
People trying to find patterns in the static, as usual.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Can we get this printed out as a book or sum when the series is over?
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Those are some demure pigs
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Also same with trucks. You chose to drive the Child Smoosher 150. Everything that happens should be on you.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I also don't get why someone driving in a car would EVER be held liable in a motorcycle accident? Like, I'm not the one who chose to drive a car without airbags, seatbelts, a windshield, and two of its wheels.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They gave trump a million dollar donation, and now they claim it was a "false flag"
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I could see myself doing this ironically
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gooseworx should just disappear and then release a bunch of golfing videos like Thomas Gore did.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Also I like how they added how they were drowning in their own literal piss and shit, cramped shoulder to shoulder in the horse. It really makes the whole operation feel like a genuinely impossible feat. Like Andy Dufresne in the pipe but times like 30.
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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When you find out your goat washed
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Skeet Wood @essiewood.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"alright enough activism for today"
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Pepo Gaming in Messy Room
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