smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*fix me lol. like i don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth but OPL only works by FOSS standards 2/2 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a PS2 (slim) ODE that just runs PS1 and PS2 games no questions asked would fix 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026can’t even jokingly or rhetorically do the “is he stupid?“ bit for dan gheesling because the answer is unassailably and absolutely yes 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i’m really enthralled by this signature from the SA 9/11 thread archive. melee wasn’t even out yet 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026sometimes i think about describing my preferred characterization for samus but then i realize i'm just thinking of birdy cephon altera 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 17/09/2026lol at the party that was declared the decisive winner of the culture wars in january 2025 asking for a rain check in the midterms 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(hh gregg voice) best fire emblem game forty two dollars 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026but i am seriously glad the lore drops in this game are concise as they should be in an action game (mostly thinking of nu doom giving you entire wiki articles) 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it’s killer gap moe because rihoko otherwise looks like the softest and friendliest girl ever. she looks incapable of malice 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026choosing to believe the machine uprising in pragmata happened because 3D printers got tired of making ugly articulated dragon toys 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the video game ecosystem is fucked up because this content is coming from an officially sanctioned game and not garrysmod dot org@punkitt.bsky.social@punkitt.bsky.socialyou would have seen this image all over forums back in the day 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 16/09/2026your backing band quitting the tour is some milhouse level stuff 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026great gif i found in the searchstatic.klipy.comrihoko violenceALT: rihoko violence 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i just noticed it has a police cruiser-style bull bar on the front. weird 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i hate to admit it but the ikea and skyrim cross promotion is pretty funny 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026-if you grab a ledge more than once in 60 seconds electrodes in the controller apply 30V to your hands 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this is where they host wikipedia, the free encyclopedia anyone can edit 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026by the end of my FE13 playthrough severa was killing one million guys per map 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026(smiling like a dumbass) wait then who was all the previous stuff for then?@tailschannel.com@tailschannel.comBreaking: A new #Sonic animated series for "an upper pre-school audience" is in development for Netflix, the streamer jointly announced with SEGA today. #SonicNews 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“delivery update” is bezosian for “there is no chance in hell you are ever seeing this package” 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026all i remember about it is 1. i futilely tried to play it like the preceding games and made myself mad and 2. it was the first time i ever noticed bad audio mixing in a game 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026periodically gripped by the urge to go back and finally finished the dark and gritty advance wars reboot from 08 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026watched a friend who hasn't internalized every quirk of the source engine play portal and didn't get annoyed award 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 14/09/2026local drywall punching falco player (green bay packers) chokes again 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comXxiisoul Thanos Glowing GauntletALT: Xxiisoul Thanos Glowing Gauntletsmk 🦿@essemkato.bsky.socialeven if the OoT remake sucks the malon cowkini pictures will make it a net positive 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the universe is really trying to make me not care about this sport, all my teams are bad 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i really do not have the faintest clue what monster hunter fans are talking about complaining about the new games watering everything down but playing rise also did not turn me into a monster hunter fan so they’re probably right 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026it is interesting how the gamecube version of twilight princess has entirely usurped its wii counterpart in retrospective discussion, because at the time nearly no one cared that it was also a gamecube game 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026feel appreciated as you buy the ugliest shirt ever made for 30% off 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the gamecube has the same problem as the dreamcast where it was a strong response to the PS1, unfortunately it in reality was going against the PS2. but at least the PS2 was actually out when the gamecube got shit on by it 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026happy 25th birthday to the gamecube, the most confused and rudderless console that somehow still managed to have a shitload of really good games 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026every time i think of buying the official wireless NES controller i remember they insisted on packaging two of them together 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026super metroid has this still really unique feeling of controlling a very massive (as in having a lot of mass, not volume or weight) character in low gravity that they just ditched that from fusion onward and it pisses me OFF 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ooyodo kancolle kinda is a modern classic of glasses girls 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 13/09/2026they the nailed the late 80s/early 90s OVA that assumes you have already read the manga and wastes little time with setup vibe 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026in spy x family season 4 twilight will disguise himself as a podcaster in utah 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026how the fuck are you gonna be a republican president and not even keep gas under $3 like it doesn’t make any SENSE 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026like as someone without a horse in this race this is what i imagine it looked like when retro said they restarted prime 4 000
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026this is fucking bizarre@wario64.bsky.social@wario64.bsky.social"StarCraft" announced (open world shooter) - coming 2030 200
smk 🦿 @essemkato.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i’ve seen enough. make rutgers and purdue play each other in the postseason just to see what happens 200
