iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

bluesky… i still don’t quite get you as well as i should but i hope any friend pals on here and not other platforms are doing well. 🥺

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

after being stuck in literal STINKY ASS immigration for 84 years, the lass to my left eating chocolate and the dude to my right wearing cologne is sending me to smell heaven right now. 🪽

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

it’s been a year since: “this disgrace i cannot abide!” ugh… such a LINE! love that sphene lady.

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

how do i have the sweetest boyfriend in the world who hopped on his bike in 2 degree weather to bring me my bento i forgot?? 😭

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

LEVEL 90 PICTO QUEST GOT ME CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BABY!! 😭😭

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

the two’s! the TWO’S of it all! • two more ranged DPS to level (BRD&MCH) • two more magic DPS to level (RDM&PCT) • two seperate blue quests to unlock the TWO new societal quests i have to finally start!

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

can someone explain to me how we go from a 30 minute wait on an alliance queue to an insta-pop??? wild.

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Tholia @tholiabentz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

The Wavering Blade ⚔️🌹 #FFIX25FanArt

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

back-to-back man-spreaders… crying directly in the club. 😭😭

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

i am begging and pleading men who travel on a crowded train to Please stop man-spreading. your nuts do Not need that much air. 👏

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

ADÉLA! i know that i’m like, a year late but seeing her be eliminated still made me cry. 😭😭

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

[thread] so this past sunday i went on a smell adventure and i smelt MANY things from the primaniacs and persons 3 collaboration. more here: www.primaniacs.com/fragrance_p3...

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primaniacs - 『ペルソナ３』フレグランス

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

it was like… 9PM yesterday and CC was allegedly gonna take 14 minutes to queue. idk what’s going ON in elemental!! that’s why i’ve been slithering over to mana recently! SOS! save our server!

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

what were the tourists doing that the shinkansen announcing guy had to like, YELL over the intercom to step back so loudly that he had to jump off it to yell at people directly?? yeesh… 😰

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

back from the grave to say that holy shit this bus driver today was hot AF. distractingly so??? yokohama daaamn. 👏👏

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

3:30 AM realization that i probably won’t be able to see the primals this year??? butts. 😭

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

in addition to being alive, i was a part of something so wildly fulfilling that i’m still reeling. miss this cast so much!! ❤️🤍

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

“when’re you forecasted the bloom?” KETCHUP BAG??? oh my goodness. . . SCREAMING!

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

no seat, no headphones, one two hour voyage. . . 🫠

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

ever since i saw a reel calling hooters an “american maid cafe” i’ve never looked at it the same way. 😂😂

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

one more thing before i go to bed: i LOVE kakegurui (esp. miss kirari) that i’ll give that “bet” business a go when it comes out on the 15th of may but like?? was giving the actress a white wig impossible??? idk. like… her elegance was a package deal. hair, ruffles, and eyes-nails-lips matching.

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

here i was about to sleep when i realized… BALLS i didn’t do that stupid egg event. so when i was doing it, i happened to be doing it at the literal exact same time as a sprout (an alt??), cutscene skipping and mashing through dialogue and everything. incredible.

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

i’m pouring one out for that pokemon trading card game because the semi-oshare dude next to me is leaning forward to play it instead of back and thus i don’t have to smell his stank breath (but alas, i’m still subject to this moth-ball ass smelling clothing).

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

cute dude looks at me twice as i’m making my way to and through a uniqlo. is it because… 1. i’m a foreigner/you’re not used to seeing brown-ish people? 2. you caught me taking a few extra peeks because i thought You was cute? 3. you think i’m cute too??? cute dudes DNI. 😤😤

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

that funny moment when you go and get a burrito then are happened upon by two of your cast mates, your assistant director, and your director! 😂

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Shades of Greyfell | Doing Commish Backlog @shadesofgreyfell.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Ohai Howling Blade ;3 hahaha (Also gave an excuse to draw the bod and not the jacket even though I know it's a good glam LOL) #GureiZ_Art | #HowlingBlade | #FFXIV | #FFXIVart | #FF14イラスト

A shirtless illustration of Howling Blade/Retsarra from FFXIV, with him holding his jacket on his shoulder.

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

the second i laid eyes on mr. M8 i was like, the twitter/bluesky h*rny cat community’s gonna eat him alive. i have not been proven wrong.

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

omg… new arcadian music slaps. 🤩🤩

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

MSQ done. … but at what cost!! 😭 man… the intrigue is THERE!

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

i’m gonna be a FULL ASS ZOMBIE tomorrow but i just got to the trial and i’m sitting here SCREAMING. 👏👏

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

now that we can post about it, i got cast as the cat in the hat in a local production of seussical! woo!

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

today’s the worst day in all 365 of the year for me. please keep me in your thoughts. (if you know you ABSOLUTELY know.)

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

ugh… these shirts are so basic ass and YET i still want one. i’d have to get TWO even (white mage, dragoon) and shit that is just Too Expensive. 🙏

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

cursed by having an NA service account everyday of my life. 😭 lemme get those TIX!

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

also got ninja to 100 as well. i wholly apologize to all the WoL out there in all the dungeons/raids i ran with ninja not knowing what the hell i was doing. 🙏

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

got monk to 100 the other day! 👏👏

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

you ever cough so hard that you accidentally fart? hey bluesky. what’s up?

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

google-sensei lied to me… i was supposed to boogie on down straight to omiya not just randomly stop in ueno! 😭 now i’m not gonna be on time! rude!

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

man… i was really hoping i could sneak in a nap on the ride to rehearsal today but a-f*ckin’-las, everyone’s on this goddamn train. 🙃

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

121 yen for a single egg in america right… geez. 😭

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SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

do you ever just feel… kinda mean? idk. i just feel very unpleasant right now. /:

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

you ever blast your BFF at 1:30 knowing full as well that he’s asleep just to be satiated?

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

that man must’ve out a curse on me i swear to christ cuz i’m taking a taxi home now and it’s gonna be a million goddamn yen. U G H . . . . .

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

like I GET IT. i was noisy on a train for less than 30 seconds, you absolutely Do Not need to come and sit CLOSER TO ME, SHH me, and then AS I’M TRYING TO END THE CONVO, “JAPAN” me. like no fucking shit. like. stay in your own goddamn lane. christ.

SLÆSH™️ @espourtoe.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

i read on a profile somewhere “vanilla is for lattes” and i’ve never felt so offended. 😭