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Jon Nikolai

@esperjn.bsky.social
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Finding balance in life can be a difficult challenge. But with time and patience, you can live a happy life… …Still doesn’t stop the people you love from driving you bonkers.

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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tomatoes get a bed rep. And I don’t know why. Tomatoes add a lot of flavour.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
“All minds are connected, in a way.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
“Terrific parent my ass”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“Huh?” he steps into the freezer of his diner and looks around “…Thought I heard something.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
// I just realized
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Add Julie to the DO NOT SERVE list at the diner, right next to Yuri and Taro Magico.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
he sits at a booth at a bar, listening to the music and tapping his foot “……I may have shown up on the wrong night. I thought it was trivia night. Either way. I needed a night out. Kids are with the sitter right now.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“Assuming I can actually see my family again one day. …and assuming Toby doesn’t hate me. Wonder what he’s doing? I wonder how he’s doing?”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
he closed his eyes and thought of days long gone he can still see everyone so clearly he remembers the good times. The bad times. The times he can’t quite associate a proper emotion to. “……….Clowns of the 20th Century…….” Jon chuckles “…Cheeky geezer…”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“I can hear internal screaming”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
“Apologies if I constantly smell like grease.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
“God, I remember when everyone lived in Gotham. I mean, to be fair…it’s shockingly cheap.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
“Do speedsters have shortcuts? Isn’t everything a shortcut? You can literally just run in a straight line and vibrate.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Don’t mess with a telepath
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I don’t know what’s going on half the time either. From what I can tell, Dracula is sucking Dick, a future kid…Deja vu…is giving apples to bats owned by Dracula, demons happened, symbiotes happened, flirting is happening, the Titans are all screaming and I think Warren White is married to Trigon?
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
“I’m glad the demons are gone. Am I guilty of not heading over to help? A little…but you know. …got something more dear to my heart right here at home.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
“Alternate timelines are tricky and we’re damn lucky we didn’t get erased. I still don’t know how that happened. Something about some dohickey field generator exploding. I don’t know. I just count my blessings. All three of them.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
From Keystone City, he watched the news unfold, holding his twin children tightly “…I…can’t leave them…” #TheDemonicTakeover
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“……I wonder if my super suit still fits? Probably not.” shrugs “…Meh. Got more important things in my life anyways”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
as he turned around Jon was there, but his voice was still heard from behind Joel “Don’t drink and steal. Or play with guns….also drop by for a burger some time.” He suddenly faded away
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
he raised an eyebrow. Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit “Hm. Interesting.” the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
// you see it’s funny because both are from the future but not the same future because wibbly wobbly timey wimey
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
…You see, if you got it you would get it. But you don’t. …Anyways thanks for the gun.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Ha. Trust me. I do. It’s just people of the modern day haven’t caught up to my wit yet.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
From my perspective, you’re the random creep. And I don’t think I’d sleep well if I found out you blew your brains out…
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
You can do that. Once you leave the gun on the floor.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Well, in all honesty you aren’t proving that fact wrong. I’ve met a lot of morons. Had a moron brother, so I sort of know how they act.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Oh wow. Brilliant comeback. Now how about this? You hand me the gun and I’ll give it right back to you later. Maybe even get you a free burger. What do you say?
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I could say same about you. You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself. I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins. So how about you play nice?
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Now that’s incredibly stupid of you. Gonna have to ask you to hand it over.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Fair enough. As long as you don’t misuse it yourself. And as long as they don’t find you. Trust me. They can be a real pain in the ass.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
…Risky move, doing that.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Snorts Yeah. Okay. You started the trend.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
You have no idea.
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“Time travel is…I mean, I’m not the one who can explain it. My brother in law can. Wherever that asshole is.” puts a dollar in the swear jar
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“Business is booming…or at least it was”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
“It’s important to train the body and the mind. Especially if you’re a psychokinetic.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“Haven’t attended one of these in ages. Not since I was with the GCPD” #GothamGala
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“You know what’s the cool think about psychokinetic powers? Technically you don’t have to hit someone. If you’re clever and creative enough, you just have to make them think you did
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
meditates while levitating several frying pans
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“Would make things so much easier. But, you know. Self control…the thought is always there though.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“Using mind powers is always tempting.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“Holy spit. I still have this book?” he holds up a book called ‘Clowns of the 20th Century’ “Jay Garrick gave this to me once… …hold up. Was he roasting me?”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
“I fought in a tournament once. It was called “Which Sibling Gets The Last Cake Slice” ………. “Jaimie fucking cheated.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
“I wonder if my old super suit even still fits me?”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
// Stella was probably a good cook. Or at the least COULD cook. Jon got the skills Toby has anti-skills. He made burgers once that looked more like jello with cream. No idea how that happened. On a related note, Jaimie, Jackie, and Max know how to cook
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
“Not…bad. Although I was hoping on banking on The Flash’s name. Granted, for legal reasons, I may not be able to do that anyways.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“You know, as much as I love my diner, I really wish I could expand it. In the sense of menu. Like, I can make other things besides burgers and fries. And sometimes chicken. …I could try adding fish to the menu. Fish and chips.”
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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
// ha ha very funny Jon now get to that reply you fuck
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