Eskaven 🎼🎶
@eskaven.northsky.social
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Masters of Entertainment Industry Management student @ Carnegie Mellon. Video game composer (commissions open, rates negotiable, please DM) PTCG player • RPG liker • Touhou brainrot • I repost a normal amount of Serperior
![Mental gymnastics meme with Pokémon TCG text overlaid
Alakazam Toucannon Mental Gymnastics.
A performer is standing still. "Aerial Draw: I draw a card."
She walks forward. "Feather Rondo"
She spreads her arms while still standing still. "I take 2 Prize cards."
zam but no Toucannon Mental Gymnastics. Team Rocket's Articuno looms in the background
A different performer swings from the uneven bars. "Move Fezandipiti ex to the Active Spot. Then, Cruel Arrow"
He jumps from the bars by his legs to a trapeze. "Electromagnetic Sonar for the Enhanced Hammer again"
He lands on a balance bar. "Evolves Dunsparce to Dudunsparce ex"
He dons a jetpack and flies over a burning car. "attach Telepathic Psychic Energy to a Dusknoir and use [P][P][C] Shadow Bind](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2cu2waqfnvky33adzyd5w4i/bafkreia2gqccejpowxhtb3timw7bdsmb6rq3jq4g2neqne7a6qd2n3vtjm)
![excerpt from Roald Dahl's *The Twits*:
Why would that happen? I'll tell you why.
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it.
[A sequential drawing of a woman getting progressively more mean and ragged-looking]
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
[A drawing of a jolly, overweight, smiling woman with crooked teeth]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2cu2waqfnvky33adzyd5w4i/bafkreiakitq5opfzx4kgzocvagqtx4onu77vesb7c3ubiiogw6nkmpfham)
![custom Pokémon TCG card, depicting a clown with a Fire Energy instead of a round red nose:
Clown [R] Energy
Special Energy
While this card is attached to a Pokémon, it provides [R] Energy.
For each Clown [R] Energy you have in play, if you would flip a coin for an effect of an attack, Ability, or Trainer card, instead flip two additional coins simultaneously. Treat the result as heads if more coins land heads than tails, and treat the result as tails if more coins land tails than heads.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2cu2waqfnvky33adzyd5w4i/bafkreig6lfx6ree33w5z7tw4ehu252v3goqgan5mb4fm3rp5mu4fdcxewe)
![Wo-Cien from Surging Sparks, with attack "[G][C] Hazardous Greed: 20 damage. If there are 3 or fewer cards in your deck this attack also does 120 damage to 2 of your opponent's Benched Pokémon. (Don't apply Weakness and Resistance for Benched Pokémon.)"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2cu2waqfnvky33adzyd5w4i/bafkreift2h5gqhzn3vdog3scp7wvnqrkzinsfhdrybyjsyqgtpk5ir4rfe)
