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Evan Shapīro

@eshap.bsky.social
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Cartographer of Media. Rouser of Rabble. Escapee of Twitter. Here’s my shit: linktr.ee/ESHAPTV

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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Turns out… Yes We Can. #NYC @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
What do #JommyKimmel; ABC; Orange Julius Caesar; #FCC Joe McCarrthy; the Corleones of Big Tech; and Putin-esque Media Kleptocracy have in common? Since this janky af app hates video, I’m giving you this link to the answer on (blech) #Instagram. www.instagram.com/reel/DO--ZYt...
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
#Kimmel made a mistake going back to ABC. #Disney will unquestionably toss him under the bus - again. The #FCC is now exclusively a political tool run by a political tool. Change my mind.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
#DISNEYvsKIMMEL #disney #jimmykimmel #boycottDisney #FCC
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I’ve commented that Disney suspending Kimmel, even w pressure from FCC Chair McCarrthy, was less censorship than it was corporate cowardice. Seems former Disney CEO, Michael Eisner agrees. Moreover, Iger’s chicken-shitty-ness has cost the company billions. You will always regret bending the knee.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
#kimmel #disney #freespeech @abigaildisney.bsky.social @disneyworld.bsky.social
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Snippets of my IBC keynote. Public Broadcasting is our LAST line of defense for Democracy. I’ve BEGGED b’casters for years to listen to the audiences & embrace platforms where the youngest generations congregate - to change or die. I really HOPE they listened this time.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Nepo Morons.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
“It’’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” - #CharlieKirk #RIP #ThoughtsAndPrayers
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Controversial Take. Angel Studios #movies may not be for YOU. BUT their crowdsourced greenlight process has scored a 93% avg on @rottentomatoes.com and THE highest per film BO in all of indie film. They are changing the #film biz. Tomw, they go public. And they WILL be a #Unicorn. #justsayin
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
We rest our case your honor. #TrumpEpsteinBirthday @jamellebouie.net
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
“There must be MORE to life than having everything. Donald We have certain things IN COMMON. Jeffrey YES, WE DO. Donald A PAL is a wonderfui thing. Happy Birthday-and may every day be another wonderful SECRET. Donald J. Trump” 💯 Drawn with his Sharpie. Sounds 💯 like Don the Con.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
If you don’t think Trump drew this with his Sharpie you are clinically stoopid. #EpsteinBirthday #TrumpLetter
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Who will be the next @channel4.bsky.social CEO? We have thoughts. themediaodyssey.transistor.fm
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
These are not coincidental.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Trump knowing this report was coming out is 1000% why he announced the #DepartmentofWar today.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Let me get this straight… Mango Mao wants the #SupremeCourt to SAVE the #tariffs - the VERY ones that are TANKING the economy AND his approval ratings. It’s like a man putting a gun in his mouth and BEGGING a doctor to pull the trigger to save face.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The White House has released the first picture of #Trump since rumors about his health began swirling…
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Pedos of a feather…
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
How #Portlandia came to be… A story with a Bird on it. * Unfortunately this app does not allow for long videos, so see the whole thing at the link. 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜 www.instagram.com/reel/DOBS9IM...
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Donald Trump definitely DOES NOT HAVE AIDS. Just bc he’s disappeared from public DOES NOT MEAN #DJThasAIDS. So, stop spreading the rumor that #TrumpHasAIDS. It’s unfounded and totally NOT true, even tho it really does seem like #TrumpsGotAIDS. Quit it guys. #TrumpAIDS.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I have #Covid. I also have cancer. Covid cases are rising. Our government has outlawed vaccines. Nepo-POTUS & the Nepo-Junkie he hired to run national health services want me dead. They are actively trying to kill me while making it illegal to voice dissent. They are coming for you too.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A decade from now you’ll likely be doing a job or working at a company that doesn’t exist. The industry has changed. Your career needs to too. Or enjoy irrelevance. My entire career is defined by this.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
“Jeff Shell — the former NBCUniversal boss tapped by Skydance as Paramount’s new president — has told managers to start compiling “kill lists.”” How to survive Presidents of Failing Upwards and the Nepo-Babies who run them. eshap.substack.com/p/surviving-...
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Why is Big Media such a fucking mess? Much of the blame lays at the feet of the industry’s Epic-Nepo-Fails & Chief Failure Officers. This Hapsburg Dynasty of Media Illiteracy has destroyed the entertainment business as we knew it. How to avoid working for them: eshap.substack.com/p/surviving-...
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
HOWEVER, if you continue to hide behind masks, “fiscal conservativsim,” or “restoring our republic,” we will know that in fact, you’re not a Fascist, but rather a scared, flaccid, weak child, looking to your Orange Woobie for the love you never got from your parents.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
HOWEVER… IF you DO support this newly self-annointed Dictator and his American Get-Stop-Oh, all I ask is that you openly declare that, by changing your party affiliation to Fascist. The red hat ain’t enough. Buy the armband. Get the full regalia. Openly announce Fascism as your core ideology.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
If you are ok with all this, then technically speaking, you are a Fascist. This is not an insult or an opinion, it is simply fact. If you ARE a Fascist, that IS your right. Seriously. Go for it! This is (was) a free country.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
A failed TV game show host has commandeered our country’s national theater and highest artistic honors, to try and convince us that his chode still works and that his daddy did actually love him (he did! quit it!); and his partners in blackmail from Oracle are airing it on what will now be State TV.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The Bible salesman, who dodged the draft and french-kisses the Stars and Stripes, is now using a Barbie wannabe to threaten American Governors and Mayors with arrest, should they oppose his plans to use their citizens to go to war with other Americans.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The “party of small government” is now deploying your brothers and fathers in cities around the country, putting them in danger, in their quest to create the May Day paranoia of their dictatorial hero in Moscow.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Small-penised men who demeaned mask wearing during the epidemic, are now using masks to hide the identity of the low rent brown shirt army they employ to break into homes and businesses to kidnap people, without warrants or legal authority.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Stop whining about be bought sold already! Geesh. Also enough with the Holocaust! Get over it!
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
YouTube + Netflix > ALL BROADCAST COMBINED. #YouTube + #Netflix > ALL PAY TV COMBINED. By this time next year: YouTube on TV will be > ALL BROADCAST COMBINED. That is all.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
🚨BREAKING!🚨 @msnbc.com, who just rebranded to MSNOW, has just revealed their BRAND NEW logo.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
To thrive in Media, you will need to retire antiquated measurement methods still utilized by today’s Big Media and gauge your your business through the eyes, actions, and engagement of your most valuable consumers." The Affinity Economy & The Key Passion Index. eshap.substack.com/p/the-new-kpi
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Mention “Howard Hughes,” today, and you ONLY remember that he went insane. In the future, when we mention “Elon Musk,” the world will ONLY remember that he went full ketamine-fascist-batshit and tried to destroy democracy, because his dad never loved him. Change my mind.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@deltaairline.bsky.social
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Trump: CRIME IS OUTTA KKKONTROL IN DC! Facts: CRIME IS AT A 30 YR LOW IN DC! Trump: IMMA TAKE KKKONTROL OF THE DCPD! History: Trump’s Mass Gaslighting campaign was designed to create a series of “Reichstag Fires” and allow him to make emergency decrees, cementing him as America’s first dictator.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The Media Universe: 2020-2025 Get Maps for each of the last five years here: open.substack.com/pub/eshap/p/...
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Five years ago this week, I first mapped the media universe. Today I dropped a Fifth Anniversary Edition. Why? What’s it mean? Take a trip at the link: eshap.substack.com/p/fifth-anni...
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Imma just leave this here.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Nepo jerks RFK and Andy dick, out here shittin’ on daddies’ names.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
BREAKING: EX-SUPERMAN’S NEW IDENTITY IS “ICE LARD!”
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The ESHAP New Normal World Tour kicks off with a bang this fall. www.tvtechnology.com/news/evan-sh... Spitting facts and taking names. Hope to see you in Amsterdam for #IBC!
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I no longer read their news. But, from a purely business-centric standpoint, The #NYTimes is the ONLY successful example of the transformation of a Traditional Media company for the Modern Media Era. Ever. www.linkedin.com/posts/eshap-... #Podcasts #Gaming #LifestyleBundle
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
It's time for humans to vote with their wallets. If Christo-fascists like “JK”continue to inspire hate crimes with their bullshit — no dept store clerk ever “help fit bras on teenage girls” — a boycott of her terrible, plagiarized books, and all the ancillary crap, seems appropriate. No?
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
"Neo-fascist failure takes helm of the Ozempic of Robin Hoods." Linda’s big strategy? Sue anyone who doesn’t lose weight.
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Evan Shapīro @eshap.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
But he totally DOES NOT cheat at golf.
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