Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025"people don't work as hard when they WFH!" bitch, it's 10pm and I'm sifting through Johnny Sales' hot mess of Salesforce entries to try to reconcile three very specific but convoluted things for an executive who absolutely will not ever look at it 120
Reposted by ShanePress Start Australia @pressstartau.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Pre-order links added! It's actually happening! press-start.com.au/n...press-start.com.auRugby League 26 Has Been Revealed Alongside A Release Date And ScreenshotsRugby League 26 Has Been Revealed Alongside A Release Date And Screenshots 051
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Vossy has become an absolute punish to listen to. The Fox Sports effect. #NRLTigersPanthers 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The 7-tackle set from a dead ball should not exist in Golden Point. #NRLKnightsManly 120
Reposted by Shanewombot 👀 @wombot.quest · 03/06/2025Imagine these mellifluous sounds are the background score to your life, that would fix me for sure. 031
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Interesting - but not at all surprising - to hear conservative media finally begin talking about the housing crisis now that their corporate party is next to no chance of being in power in the next decade. 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 09/05/2025An absolute car crash of a game from the Broncos and that's before we start talking about next week's team list. #NRLSouthsBroncos 000
Reposted by ShaneUseless NRL Stats @uselessnrlstats.bsky.social · 03/05/2025More from ‘The Fletcherning’: Fletcher Sharpe has become the 6th player in history to score 3 or more hat-tricks (or greater) before recording their first double (exactly 2 tries in a match). 022
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Truly blessed to be alive to witness the biggest bedshit in #AusPol history. #AustraliaVotes 091
Reposted by ShaneUseless NRL Stats @uselessnrlstats.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The Fletcherning continues! Fletcher Sharpe has become the 5th (and youngest) player in history to score a hat-trick on their birthday. 121
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Murdoch really getting his money's worth out of Kayo before DAZN take full control with all these political attack ads. I'm sure the "keep politics out of sport" cowards will be pushing back against this, right? 140
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025The Penrith Panthers have conceded 10 tries in the first 10 minutes of games this NRL season - TWICE AS MANY AS ANY OTHER TEAM. It's also just two fewer than they conceded in the first 10 minutes in the ENTIRE 2024 season. 2025: 10 2024: 12 2023: 4 2022: 4 2021: 8 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Tom Trbojevic hasn't won against Nathan Cleary since Round 16, 2018. #NRLPanthersManly 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 23/04/2025The Dogs of PHWOAARRR are a decent chance of getting their 1,000th premiership win this season! Roosters - 1,263 wins Rabbitohs - 1,190 Bulldogs - 992 Sea Eagles - 980 St George - 910 020
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I need Terrell May to score less than 70 in NRL Fantasy for me to win my H2H match up this week, so I'm basically fucked. #NRLTigersEels 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025It's a Toby Couchman world, we're all just living in it. #NRLManlyDragons 010
Reposted by ShaneDesert Boy @bakefreeordie.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Jacinta Price has been busy this weekend trying to scrub the evidence of her family MAGA Christmas, deleting a Christmas Day post featuring her whole family wearing MaGA hats on Christmas Day. It has now been deleted from her personal FB page. She missed this one though, wearing her cap in public. 511567
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I'm one of those psychos that will watch almost any sport but golf... I just can't understand it. Happy for you guys or whatever but geez what a punish to watch. 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Being equal last on points doesn't worry me as much as this: 170 points is the third-most the Panthers have conceded in their first six games in premiership history. Last 10 Seasons: 170 92 79 78 38 86 128 80 107 125 110
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Hudson Young has scored more weird shit tries than any other player in NRL history. This is an official stat. 020
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 12/04/2025That's a bad one. Drinkwater doesn't really change height at all in that run and Keppie still shoulders him right in the noggin. #NRLSouthsCowboys 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Ronaldo Mulitalo has been playing NRL since 2019. There really is no excuse for a commentator to be calling him "Mulatino" and not even trying to correct themselves. Can we get actual media people to do this job, please? #NRLSharksManly 140
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I almost want to see SportsBet ads more than I want to see political ones. Almost. 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Of course the Hammer chooses this week to no longer be a spud.. #NRLDolphinsPanthers 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Nathan Cleary is just 8 points away from becoming the most prolific point scorer in Penrith Panthers history. He's kept an incredible pace! #NRLDolphinsPanthers 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 08/04/2025This is the most Final Fantasy coded name I have ever seen. 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 06/04/2025This game reeks of Monday Night Football (and I love it). #NRLBulldogsKnights 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 04/04/202518 errors tonight for the Panthers. The last time we made more in a game was Round 5, 2014 against the Raiders (19). No-one to blame but ourselves. #NRLPanthersCowboys 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Well that incorrect no try call cooks us, I think. No-one to blame but ourselves for putting ourselves in this position but that was one of the worst try decisions I've seen in a while. #NRLSouthsPanthers 110
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I am still dealing with the trauma of Alex Johnston scoring five tries against us in 2017. #NRLSouthsPanthers 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Heads need to roll over this Sportsbet ad going five times back to back. Fuck gambling!! #NRLStormPanthers 090
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025We've made some great signings over the last five years but Paul Alamoti may well be the best of them. #NRLStormPanthers 120
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Alamoti is the first Panther since Nathan Cleary a couple of years ago (2022 I think?) to score a try in five straight NRL games. #NRLStormPanthers 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The Grand Final loser has won the first rematch the next year three of the last five times. #NRLStormPanthers 030
Reposted by ShaneUseless NRL Stats @uselessnrlstats.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Thanks to the Vegas matches, the Titans have had to wait longer for their first match of the season than any club since the inaugural NSWRFL season in 1908. I've measured this by the number of days since the season opener. We hope that the wait is worth it for their fans... 121
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Piastri would've been the first Aussie to get pole at the #AusGP but nooooooooooooo, everything for Lando. 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Dragons try to get the ball back off a short kick off so they kick to... Campbell Graham. 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Tyrell Sloan now with six tries in six games against the Rabbitohs. Today is his second try double. #NRLDragonsSouths 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025There has been a troubling lack of Shontayne Hape chat from the commentary team today. #NRLDragonsSouths 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025The way Cleary moves around the field is enchanting. As soon as he's passed the ball he's manoeuvring to continue the play. His moving around out the back would absolutely distract defenders and Alamoti's try is the result. It's really a privilege to watch Cleary play. #NRLPanthersRoosters 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Jason Saab maintains a 100% try strike rate against the Warriors. 10 tries in 6 games. #NRLWarriorsManly 🏉 🏉 🏉🏉🏉 🏉 🏉🏉🏉 🏉 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025The Panthers are on a 10-game winning streak against the Roosters in the NRL, their longest winning run against any team in premiership history. #NRLPanthersRoosters 000
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 13/03/2025That would've been an all-time try if he got it down!! #NRLKnightsDolphins 010
Shane @eshanes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025There are five players in the Penrith Panthers 21-player squad for #NRLPanthersRoosters that have a 100% win rate against the Roosters. Mitch Kenny (9 games) Izack Tago (7) Lindsay Smith (4) Liam Henry (2) Brad Schneider (2) 120
