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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 22/09/2026
🧵
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 11/09/2026
I wish my gas provider would stop with the dark patterns
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 14/08/2026
the saturated look of my devices is getting too much to handle. macOS settings and shortcuts to the rescue. a fancier filter would process more intelligently, but this is good enough iOS has the same
accessibility settings in macOS for a less saturated lookmacOS shortcut to toggle colour filters. it can be placed in the menu bar.
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 03/08/2026
на Сони якото беше че визуално изглеждаше като дребно шишенце
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 27/07/2026
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 27/07/2026
I don't have an issue with people being wrong on HN. But the software they release after, man. Brief list. - Don't use vibrato for wow&flutter - Fe tapes do not max out at 13kHz or 15 - Dolby is a sliding band compressor - Tape hiss is nothing like quantisation - Pre/De-emphasis is always on
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 09/07/2026
Olafur Eliasson - Model for a Timeless Garden olafureliasson.net/artwork/mode...
Photo of Olafur Eliasson’s “Model for a Timeless Garden” piece: water fountains in a darkened room, with strobe lights placed directly above each fountain, illuminating the water droplets for brief moments.
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 24/06/2026
Good to know there's no generative AI in this contentious "video to sound" software, as its webpage metadata says: > "Generate and sync real sound effects — ambiences, footsteps and transitions — directly on your timeline. No leaving Premiere. No generative AI. Premiered at NAB 2026." #ai
Krotos Studio for Adobe Premiere Pro screenshotMPSE statement which doesn't call out any specific AI product
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 23/06/2026
London, I love you but you’re not built for this weather
daily temperature in London 14° above average in June
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 20/06/2026
UI is hard
Met Office weather app screenshot of misaligned weather icons and temperatures on days with amber warnings
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 18/06/2026
CRI≧80 on a halogen light bulb. what a time to be alive. #internetofshit
Image from a product page of 42W halogen light bulb showing a CRI≧80 value next to the bulb, and colour reproduction comparison between different CRI values.
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 10/06/2026
farewell DJ Steven of dance music promoter Metropolis 🖤 absolute legend. what a loss :(
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 08/06/2026
"these design improvements are just the beginning" :D if by that they mean they'll revert more of 26's abysmal looks, then I can't wait for it. already liking that the toolbars are solid again
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 30/05/2026
@bsky.app , why?
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 28/05/2026
“ultracode” this needs some epic music to reflect the scale of effort going into.. something rather basic
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 28/05/2026
perfect HN. no notes
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 20/05/2026
we can’t make a decent website but look! frontier AI
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 05/05/2026
it’s 2026 and some brands have completely lost the ability to human speak
screenshot of H&M email that reads:

H&M is elevating your membership experience.

Starting 19.05.2026, expect the latest benefit info and personalised item selections, all carefully tailored based on our relationship with you as a member, your interests and purchases.
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 28/03/2026
I got to this brainrot by going to Google, clicking on "I'm Feeling Artistic" (yes), it showed me the Rosetta stone, then I clicked ArtRemix, and then Random Mix. ymmv #internetofshit
screenshot of an AI-generated image on ArtRemix, with the prompt on the right.

The prompt reads "A natural object from the 2nd century BCE that depicts 'The Scream' by Edvard Munch, a piece of paper and a beach scene.

The image can broadly be described as failing at everything mentioned in the prompt.
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 28/03/2026
from github.blog/news-insight... basically "not yet"
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 28/03/2026
relevant news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4754...
screenshot from Hacker News discussion thread available through the link
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 19/03/2026
Today we will collectively burn extra megawatt hours finding out what 81,000 people want from AI, because Anthropic didn't bother checking how well their own page actually works. Maybe they vibe-coded it? Sure looks like. It is so easy to care. #ai #internetofshit
screenshot of Webkit Inspector on a page on the Anthropic website indicating "average CPU 103.3%", "Energy impact: Very High", and showing a timeline of constant maximum CPU usage 158 seconds in
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 15/03/2026
yes, Minimal Audio, I'll gladly interrupt my creative flow to deal with your plugin update. #internetofshit
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 21/02/2026
so prolific tho, 90+ tracks just in 2026 so far
crop from apple music page
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 19/02/2026
it also doesn't actually work when you try to reverify yourself sorry, @discord.com, this is BS
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 11/02/2026
enjoy da.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A6...
"Pigen i køkkenet", 1886 - Anna Ancher"Før kongebesøget", 1909 - Anna Ancher"Et missionsmøde", 1903 - Anna Ancher"Ane Brøndum", 1910 - Anna Ancher
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 01/02/2026
you’d never guess the book
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 31/01/2026
perfect
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 31/01/2026
maximum moomin. it's wonderful
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 28/01/2026
yep.......
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 28/01/2026
any new UI is... unapologetically iOS. what's with all the white space.
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 23/01/2026
Can we have @dieworkwear.bsky.social write a little about this photo, please 🙏
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 05/01/2026
wat
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 25/12/2025
madness of the best kind 🇬🇧 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_270
WebSDR screenshot, tuned into Radio 270 LW
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 04/12/2025
is someone rigging the next election already?? this isn’t me, i don’t live there, i sent a complaint, and they still got their postal vote application approved, and i got their documents
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 15/11/2025
thank you. TIL
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 09/11/2025
confidence
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 26/10/2025
no clue. apparently the official digital release hasn't them
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 26/10/2025
not to mention it barely resembles the original release
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 25/10/2025
dear LinkedIn, do I have to mess with your website now too? If I've said no sound effects, it means no sound effects.
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 18/10/2025
and this is why my battery always dies. it’s been like this for 2+ years. 4 photos on device.
screenshot from iPadOS system settings showing Photos app draining the battery in the background
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 01/10/2025
did Panorama crash the Beeb?
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 26/08/2025
@eon-next.bsky.social do you even use your own website? I clicked on 5 things, 3 of which didn't work.
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 24/08/2025
I think it will be lost on many that W95’s predecessor didn’t even have “close window” buttons, or a start menu, taskbar, or toolbar, let alone search, payments, or music by Brian Eno.
Windows 3.1 screenshot
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 24/08/2025
like, just read the whole thing. it’s great emergingethics.substack.com/p/why-were-n...
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 19/08/2025
YEAH, TFL #ldn
Decibel X screenshot showing 105dB(A) noise levels on the Northern Line / London Tube
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 04/08/2025
Pivot is fun fors.fm/pivot
screenshot: Fors Pivot, 3-operator FM synth plugin
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 04/08/2025
BG-Alert vs UK alerts (iOS) 1. settings are per alerting body. I like 2. can’t turn off severe threats only (amber alerts) in BG 3. UK keeps them separate. FWIW extreme (red) really means it, and severe (amber) alerts aren’t sent N times per day, so no reason to turn them off (hope I don’t jinx it)
iOS notification settings for emergency alerts in the BulgariaiOS notification settings for emergency alerts in the UK
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 28/07/2025
cool. i wonder what’s new
instagram @bitwig story showing Bitwig 6 Beta coming August 27
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g ♒︎ ♪♫ @esem.name · 25/07/2025
I appreciate the Meteoalarm in Bulgaria but in my view it’s a mistake to use it for amber alerts. Alarm going off twice in the same day will just make me ignore it more easily in the future. Frankly, I’d turn it off if I could.
Meteoalarm amber alert of severe weather and high temperatures
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