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Gani 86 47

@eseating.bsky.social
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Old dyke with a warped sense of humor

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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
🌱 #UglyGarden. A bed mulched with wood and leaves chipped when trimming for power line safety. Volunteers: dill, columbine, nasturtium. Drip line under mulch b/c drought! 2 tiny watermelon starts at the far end. Also some flower starts, a weedy bed with mini roses, peonies, &a mangy maple.
A metal raised bed covered with woody debris. A galvanized wire mesh hoop is visible on the right. At the close end is a tile with a drip line ending in a quick connect resting on it. Beyond the raised bed is another growing only weeds and very tall grass.One corner of a painted metal raised bed.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Oh. I thought this was him.
Jerry Lee Lewis, smiling.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I love purple asparagus. That's a tablespoon, not a teaspoon. I like the green ones too, but not raw.
Mostly purple asparagus, some of it quite stout. Tablespoon for scale.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I wonder where Bennie went…
A rumpled, fleecy, dark brown blanket has light brown and white dog front legs and chest hanging out
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Find the dog.
A very lumpy gray blanket with a pinkish dog nose peeking out
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is an oldie. RIP Quita.
A scruffy long haired white dog with a mostly pink nose. Some of her long hair is twisted into horns. Her name is Princess Poquita Pawpaw.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Reposting with alt text. Thanks to original poster @tmwillia.bsky.social
A Black woman wearing a white baseball cap, and sucking a lollipop, how a sign which reads "Don't forget: white women voted for trump." She stands ahead of several white women in pink pussy hats.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Gimme!
Star nosed mole, a dark brown rodent... I think it's a rodent, in profile. Has a small dark eye, and numerous pink  tentacles --22 if I remember correctly -- on its snout.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Dreadlocks amaranth. The “locks” can reach the ground. So pretty. It’s for the birds. 🙂
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
🌱 Welp, a weird year for tomatoes. Here are some conjoined (Aunt Ruby’s German green) tomatoes with their normal siblings. Sungold tomatoes, which are usually a tsunami are a pretty small wave this year. The sunflowers are fun, the green beans are great. Long beans soon.
Four green tomatoes. They are ripe. Two of them are huge as they are conjoined twins. In the background, sunflowers growing through a metal mesh hoop , a shed and a metal raised bed painted in blocks of blue and yellow.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Fuck ICE! Gonna be 104F today, so the other kind of ice, may be needed! Descriptions in alt text.
Dragon, tongue, green beans, growing on a wire mesh hoop, with a suspended baby watermelon on the left.Asparagus ferns, some with red seeds with a strawberry plant understory.Marionberries foregrounded, an insanely tall tiger lily next to a dwarf mulberry tree. There is a short black fence which serves to keep the dog who loves mulberries out of that area. Grape arbor with a bench in the background.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Off topic, but it made me think of this.
Anthony Hopkins in facial shapewear.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Today in the #garden 🌱 Sungolds, dragon tongue beans, straw-, marion-, mul- & rasp-berries
A white bowl containing string beans that are light green mottled with purple, orange cherry tomatoes in a dark blue bowl, and mixed berries in a side plastic container.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
These are blush onions. This year was a good year for the onions hand trowel for scale. Some of them are huge!
Some very large reddish onions with a hand towel for scale.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
We have bypassed the human's berry ritual. We are eating most of the ripe strawberries in the yard.
A medium sized white dog in a tiny bed, and a small brown dog with with a narrow white stripe between his eyes in a larger bed, look up at the camera.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
This is the goofy white dog. He asked to be covered up, and I put the blanket on him. Later he decided only his head needed a cover.
A medium sized short haired white dog curled up on a big dog bed, with only his head covered by a dark grey blanket
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Thank you. So fun! Hope this is weird enough.
Scruffy white female dog sprawled on her back.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Well done! No cat pictures, because I have dogs, but here are a couple silly paintings by one of my siblings as a consolation prize.
Two postcard size art pieces depicting cartoonish birds in bright colors
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Mystery: Something left a tiny pile of tiny gravel at the base of an interior wall of my house. This is the gravel. For reference, the paper is on a 2x6 board. First of all — gravel? It was in the bathroom, which is tiled, but nothing has grit that size in it 1/
A small pile of tiny gravel on a 3 x 3 inch piece of paper.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Asparagus! Even a mediocre gardener can grow some food. I always wait too long to pick them. So I cut off a little bit at the bottom and peel the lower part of the stem. Still tastes good! Almost done, but it’ll be back next year, I hope. 😁 #gardening
Purple and green asparagus spears with a knife. Some of the spears are huge, like as big round as a thumb. Umm, no, bigger.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Punks, er, pinks!
A bouquet of flowers, mostly pinks with some red and yellow Columbine and one false dandelion, in a globe shaped yellow smiley face mug.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Bennie the burrito boy and the Cue-ball in typical pre-breakfast mode. See alt text.
A boopable dark dog nose at the end of a light snout and one squinting eye peek out from under a gray blanket in a black and brown tiger striped pet bed. To the left of that, a white dog with brown speckled ears curls tight in his favorite too small light blue bed. His nose is tucked out of sight, his eyes are watchful.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
#gardening #uglygarden planted last night. 3 tomatoes & 6 squash plants. Drip line down over paper, topped with old straw. I’m in the pnw, and already watering 1/2
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
These are up. Purple asparagus is sweeter than green. I’m not showing the weedy bed they came from #uglygardening
Asparagus in purple and green with a hand for scale holding the two largest spears. The largest stem I can barely wrap my fingers around. The smallest is no bigger around than a pencil. The longest ends outside the picture.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
He's very reserved, except when he's in a slutty mood.
Small male brown sitting with front feet up, leaning far back over the legs of his person, exposing his belly.
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I didn't mean to cheat, but this is a series.
A lumpy blanket behind a couch, on a wooden floor. A lumpy blanket behind a couch. The blanket is getting taller and a brown and pink nose peeks out the end of it.A small brown and white dog, upright and moving, ears back, looks directly at the camera. His back half is still covered by a blanket which is being lifted by his tail. Since this is a still photo, you have to imagine the blanket is wagging
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I've seen a lot of posts of this image with no alt text. Here's one with, so more people can enjoy it.
Advertisement at a London buds stop. Image of Elon Musk standing in a Tesla vehicle with the roof open, raising his hand in a NAZI salute. Text below the image reads "TESLA THE SWASTICAR"
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I didn't figure out how to alt text a repost, or download the image in it, so here it is, as cobbled from the interwebs. Feedback from experienced alt texters welcomed.
Text over image of a young European appearing woman in a relaxed pose, leaning on a mantel. Text reads I have never faked a sarcasm in my life
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Gani 86 47 @eseating.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Quita, the devil dog. To cleanse your post by fire. 😁
Long-haired white dog with some fur behind her ears twisted into spikey horns
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