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Jorge Escalante

@escalante.bsky.social
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NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee

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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 2h
Very first Saints coach in franchise history
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 16h
Surprised the American didn’t force a trade for Charlotte.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wine? Or win?
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He also lost his rivalry game with Western New Mexico in the Green Chile Bowl.
WNMU
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HOMECOMING
Oct 10 (Sat) / 2:00PM MT /
WATCH ON
FLO|COLLEGE
LSC
VS
Eastern New Mexico
Green Chile Bowl
W, 61-55
• Box Score
• Recap • History
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Checking in on Art Briles at Eastern New Mexico. I’ll be honest, I’m liking what I’m seeing here with him being winless.
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Overall
0-6
PCT
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Conf
0-4
PCT
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Streak
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Home
0-2
Away
0-4
Neutral
0-0
Q
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The true Trolley problem
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok good. Whew.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They were limited edition??? Oh I have regrets
LIMITED EDITION
SOUR BRiTE
Cawlers
GUMMI CANDY
6.7 Oz (178g)
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I should have also bought the Trolli Mountain Dew gummies.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Actually really damn good
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Driving 1200 miles in less than 48 hours. Make the gas station snacks as unhinged as possible.
RAINBOW BITES
OREO
Chicken
FLAVORED COOKIE AND
Waiiles
3LON
TWIST LICK
Nutrition Facts
Servings: 1. Serv. size: 1 pack (58g),
AVOR
R
HOIMONS
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They must feed on another in game defensive coordinator firing
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they must get another coach fired in game
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🪓
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I may know some details on that but 👀
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gotta hit him with the bonk hammer 🔨
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Add this one
Kamala Harris
George, I want to see you tonight
Monday >
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quarterbacks that started for Mike Ditka in his three years with the Saints. Billy Joe Hobert Billy Joe Tolliver Doug Nussmeier Danny Wuerffel Congressman Heath Shuler Kerry Collins Jake Delhomme RIP Mike.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a bumper sticker.
I DRIVE LIKE THIS BECAUSE I'M CRYING to NOAH KAHAN
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve really angered my knees with all these morning walks. They’re really mad at me today.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I watched this game on my 13 inch big ass box Samsung TV in my room
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can I send my daughter up there for a game?
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Tony Soprano Says Oh Yeah
Alt: Tony Soprano Says Oh Yeah
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I ain’t fraid of no ghosts
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I had to guess my kiddos colleges at this time - my 9 year old is Big Sky pilled and will go to NAU or maybe New Mexico (Lobos or Aggies) and the 3 1/2 year old is fully Rutgers pilled. She really enjoys saying Rutgers. I’ll have to hope she gets distracted in the next 14 years.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They should!
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My 3 1/2 year old has been listening to “Ghostbusters” but instead of saying Ghostbusters she sometimes says Go Rutgers. I’m going to take the blame for this one.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn it so close
From Do Do Do, From Da Da Da

Video • The Police
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey happy birthday! 🎉
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d be on injured reserve after a play
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah I’m good. See y’all next year.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 5 98🔥 99🔥 96🔥 97🔥 84😁 Final score: 932 I was actually in the right country for #5
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had this idea in the 90s. Cannot wait for the road rage now.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poor substituTION
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-5*
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The twerking ghost has been put up outside. Don’t mind the muddy grass, we got 4 to 4 inches of rain the past few days.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been having a blast so much fun(Except for ULM) but otherwise it’s been so amazing despite all the forces trying to ruin everything.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn’t post here on the personal count at all yesterday 😂 having way too much fun on the other accounts. Wild ass Saturday and I’m still finding things out that happened like this while doing my writing.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m gonna have to listen to Pitt football in Spanish from now on. You haven’t lived till you’ve heard Narduzzi in Spanish.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feels like this inevitable Playoff expansion talk is like all the talk about ai being inevitable
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do they want me to picture their blog as a pair of truck nuts with Brutus’ face on both? Too late I already did.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had no idea this was the name of Ohio State’s 247 blog and yeah that’s fits
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SPORTS
Bucknuts V @Bucknuts247
OCBS
SPORTS
Your home for Ohio State Buckeyes Football, Basketball, and Recruiting News on @247Sports of @CBSSports.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah where would they put their cleats
Gela soccer team logo. A shark with cleats
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 1 100🎯 86🎓 100🎯 82🌟 82🌟 Final score: 878 Haha what a start to the month 🥴
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No wonder South Carolina struggles
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to resort to putting my kiddo at QB at flag football practice. I didn’t intend to do it but he’s like a coach on the field. A real student of the game. He’s also the first one in and last one out.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Odd choice making a biopic of Digger Phelps
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dog whistle years
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As much as everyone hates Liberty Bibberty, I’m just glad that’s not the insurance company I work for. Although I did interview with them.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 30 93🏆 100🎯 94🏅 87🎓 81✨ Final score: 885 lol got lucky yesterday with #5 but damn not today.
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