Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You can smell that breath... 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey! In "Groundhog Day," at least there was one REALLY BIG donut...which he ate in one bite! 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 21/09/2026...and didn't I read, over the weekend, about Trumpelstiltskin leaking FAKE (see what I did there?) information, provided by France and Ukraine, to Putin? And for the record, diesel fuel in the San Francisco Bay Area was $8.69 per gallon over the past weekend, and it's trending upward. 040
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sounds like Trumpelstiltskin needs to keep his hands off other people's toys. He has more important things to take care of than making sure his name appears on everything. 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It looks like the dining hall at Hogwarts... 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I got the boot from tw*tter several weeks ago and decided not to go back. It was my third strike, and I guess they decided I was out. They called it "inauthentic behavior," but they couldn't/wouldn't tell me what "inauthentic behavior" is. I guess it's a catch-all. I'm glad to see you're over here. 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 02/07/2026His father was Cuban. His mother was American. He was born in Canada. He should STFU! 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I didn't see that one coming, but PERFECT! 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Isn't that kidnapping? Or at the very least "unlawful imprisonment"? 070
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 31/08/2025That pup's name should be "Banjo" the way the guy is strumming his tummy. Great video! 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Dust. *Maybe* a dead fly. You know... we call them "snacks". 020
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Well... two things... 1. They have the legs for it. 2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland. Just sayin'. 110
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Boo-f*cking-hoo. Truth hurts. I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims. 031
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Um....is she wearing a kimono? 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025...and apparently ordering NASA to destroy weather satellites... 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025So...uh... how is that any different from disaster relief currently? Is anyone getting any? Where is FEMA? 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Can't someone boot his chair and take the mic so he can't speak? 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 28/07/2025The dog is trying to tell him he should try Yoga... Down Dog specifically. 140
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025What would have been hilarious is if they dipped the banner so the cat jumped over it...or maybe even ran through it. I would have needed oxygen if that had happened! 020
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Has anyone checked the Epstein documents for Garland's name? 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025But let's not stigmatize mental health issues. H*tler didn't stop there. He murdered them. After all, why leave a job half-done. They may come back at him later on. And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared. 020
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character from south park wearing a chef hat and apronALT: a cartoon character from south park wearing a chef hat and apron 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025He's lying, of course. He already has it, and he's just waiting to find out what he can get from her in return before he signs it. 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 25/07/2025He looks like a PEZ dispenser. 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 23/07/2025<cough>Lindsey Graham<cough> 100
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 23/07/2025She won't live long enough to testify. She'll have an accident, there will be a fire, she will disappear, or she'll commit suicide. Uh huh... sure. If this were Russia, she'd go sidewalk diving and die from deceleration shock. 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I once clocked out 4 minutes early (no priors) and was shown the door. These people are clocking out 2 months early... 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 22/07/2025They will liquidate her before they let her testify. 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Is there any beneficial food value to this method of eating ice cream? Asking for a friend. 110
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Well....he went for a well-publicized jog in Disneyland, so 3 seconds of cardio is a lot for a guy his age... 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Sometimes the look of pure terror is a resigned stare. This man "knows" deep inside that he'll be killed any second, and there's not a thing he can do but sit there and wait for it to happen. That look on his face and watching them beat him is heartbreaking. He's defenseless under their assault. 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Hang on to copies. If they get all the documentation together in one place there will likely be a suspicious fire or shredder accident. 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025He looks like Nosferatu. 110
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Agree 💯 Unfortunately, Magrats are lemmings, and they'll follow him off the cliff-of-the-day. Even the recent, well-documented pedophilia/Epstein facts only caused a momentary disruption in the force before Trumpelstiltskin deemed it all another HOAX™ and MAGA breathed a misguided sigh of relief. 031
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Is Lindsey Graham on the list, or did Epstein only have young girls on the island. 110
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Magrats want immigrants out of the way because they're smarter than most tR*mpists, and they fear the immigrants will expose them. 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Trumpelstiltskin's like that awkward guy nobody wants around, but he follows around the a-team trying to be relevant. In any of the pics with the tR*mp-puppy following Pukin around wringing his hands for scraps, you could replace Pukin with Epstein and the look would still be accurate. NOT A LEADER! 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025It will take someone brave enough to do it, with all the Magrat crazies. Sadly, I can't think of ONE person in power brave enough to take it on. Those powerful enough who are not already on Trumpelstiltskin's payroll STILL don't want to cross him in case they need something from him in the future. 131
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025That's painfully subtle. Well done!🤣 110
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025It looks like he's in a prison bus... 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025"Loomer delivers searing warning: Epstein could ‘consume’ Trump presidency" Talk about an unhealthy diet. Someone needs to notify RFK Jr. 110
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Thanks Jessi! In that case I won't panic. Now, can I take this bag off my head? 😁 120
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Well, it looks like Trumpelstiltskin doesn't qualify for burial at Arlington... (www.ecfr.gov/current/titl...) ...so we can bury him next to Ivana on his beloved golf course.ecfr.gov32 CFR Part 553 -- Army Cemeteries 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025“He’s a lot of fun to be with” It sounds like a quote about the person who brings snacks to a party, not a pedophile describing his conquests. 010
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I knew I was going to do that eventually. Hopefully I won't get banned.🙄 Thank you for correcting me. I'm going to put a bag over my head and sit in the corner until the embarrassment passes.😵💫😆 120
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I guess he didn't get the hint when he lost the primary? 000
Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 15/07/2025That she's been reunited to her humans makes my heart happy beyond description.🥰 010