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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns!

@esc4p3-66.bsky.social
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From Tw*tter. Socially Awkward! I say the right stuff in the wrong way, so if you block me, you misunderstood what I meant. Compliments and morale support are 💯 honest.

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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can smell that breath...
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey! In "Groundhog Day," at least there was one REALLY BIG donut...which he ate in one bite!
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
...and didn't I read, over the weekend, about Trumpelstiltskin leaking FAKE (see what I did there?) information, provided by France and Ukraine, to Putin? And for the record, diesel fuel in the San Francisco Bay Area was $8.69 per gallon over the past weekend, and it's trending upward.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sounds like Trumpelstiltskin needs to keep his hands off other people's toys. He has more important things to take care of than making sure his name appears on everything.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It looks like the dining hall at Hogwarts...
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Blower's cramp"
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got the boot from tw*tter several weeks ago and decided not to go back. It was my third strike, and I guess they decided I was out. They called it "inauthentic behavior," but they couldn't/wouldn't tell me what "inauthentic behavior" is. I guess it's a catch-all. I'm glad to see you're over here.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
His father was Cuban. His mother was American. He was born in Canada. He should STFU!
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I didn't see that one coming, but PERFECT!
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Isn't that kidnapping? Or at the very least "unlawful imprisonment"?
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
That pup's name should be "Banjo" the way the guy is strumming his tummy. Great video!
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Dust. *Maybe* a dead fly. You know... we call them "snacks".
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Well... two things... 1. They have the legs for it. 2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland. Just sayin'.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Boo-f*cking-hoo. Truth hurts. I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Um....is she wearing a kimono?
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
...and apparently ordering NASA to destroy weather satellites...
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
So...uh... how is that any different from disaster relief currently? Is anyone getting any? Where is FEMA?
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Can't someone boot his chair and take the mic so he can't speak?
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
The dog is trying to tell him he should try Yoga... Down Dog specifically.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
What would have been hilarious is if they dipped the banner so the cat jumped over it...or maybe even ran through it. I would have needed oxygen if that had happened!
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Has anyone checked the Epstein documents for Garland's name?
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
But let's not stigmatize mental health issues. H*tler didn't stop there. He murdered them. After all, why leave a job half-done. They may come back at him later on. And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character from south park wearing a chef hat and apron
ALT: a cartoon character from south park wearing a chef hat and apron
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
He's lying, of course. He already has it, and he's just waiting to find out what he can get from her in return before he signs it.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
He looks like a PEZ dispenser.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
BIFF! POW!!
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
<cough>Lindsey Graham<cough>
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
She won't live long enough to testify. She'll have an accident, there will be a fire, she will disappear, or she'll commit suicide. Uh huh... sure. If this were Russia, she'd go sidewalk diving and die from deceleration shock.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I once clocked out 4 minutes early (no priors) and was shown the door. These people are clocking out 2 months early...
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
They will liquidate her before they let her testify.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Is there any beneficial food value to this method of eating ice cream? Asking for a friend.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Well....he went for a well-publicized jog in Disneyland, so 3 seconds of cardio is a lot for a guy his age...
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Sometimes the look of pure terror is a resigned stare. This man "knows" deep inside that he'll be killed any second, and there's not a thing he can do but sit there and wait for it to happen. That look on his face and watching them beat him is heartbreaking. He's defenseless under their assault.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hang on to copies. If they get all the documentation together in one place there will likely be a suspicious fire or shredder accident.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
He looks like Nosferatu.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Agree 💯 Unfortunately, Magrats are lemmings, and they'll follow him off the cliff-of-the-day. Even the recent, well-documented pedophilia/Epstein facts only caused a momentary disruption in the force before Trumpelstiltskin deemed it all another HOAX™ and MAGA breathed a misguided sigh of relief.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Is Lindsey Graham on the list, or did Epstein only have young girls on the island.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Magrats want immigrants out of the way because they're smarter than most tR*mpists, and they fear the immigrants will expose them.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Trumpelstiltskin's like that awkward guy nobody wants around, but he follows around the a-team trying to be relevant. In any of the pics with the tR*mp-puppy following Pukin around wringing his hands for scraps, you could replace Pukin with Epstein and the look would still be accurate. NOT A LEADER!
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
It will take someone brave enough to do it, with all the Magrat crazies. Sadly, I can't think of ONE person in power brave enough to take it on. Those powerful enough who are not already on Trumpelstiltskin's payroll STILL don't want to cross him in case they need something from him in the future.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
That's painfully subtle. Well done!🤣
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It looks like he's in a prison bus...
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"Loomer delivers searing warning: Epstein could ‘consume’ Trump presidency" Talk about an unhealthy diet. Someone needs to notify RFK Jr.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Thanks Jessi! In that case I won't panic. Now, can I take this bag off my head? 😁
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Well, it looks like Trumpelstiltskin doesn't qualify for burial at Arlington... (www.ecfr.gov/current/titl...) ...so we can bury him next to Ivana on his beloved golf course.
ecfr.gov
32 CFR Part 553 -- Army Cemeteries
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
“He’s a lot of fun to be with” It sounds like a quote about the person who brings snacks to a party, not a pedophile describing his conquests.
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I knew I was going to do that eventually. Hopefully I won't get banned.🙄 Thank you for correcting me. I'm going to put a bag over my head and sit in the corner until the embarrassment passes.😵‍💫😆
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I guess he didn't get the hint when he lost the primary?
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Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns! @esc4p3-66.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
That she's been reunited to her humans makes my heart happy beyond description.🥰
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