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microblogging under difficult circumstances 🛵🎯🕴🏻 my music is available on most streaming platforms 🎶 if you even care 👻 💛🤍💜🖤🪆// 🧠🌶️ pronouns: never speak of me (jk, they/them is fine, just no bro or sir or mister, dude is invitation only)

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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this was mine. called my brother while walking down the street on capitol hill saying "hey i'm one of those assholes walking down the street talking on their cell phone!" had to share it w/ spouse, we were too broke to each have our own...
side by side of an ericsson flip phone closed and then open
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
poster for Costa-Gavras film Missing with Jack Lemmon and Sissy Spacek, pictured in the foreground, with the silhouette of a man's eyes in the background
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
state capitol building in olympia, wa from across the lake, under a clear blue sky, surrounded by trees
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Where I Post From:
close up of one of the handheld interdimensional travel devices from Loki
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
joseph cotten in the third man standing underneath the ferris wheel
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
my muted words screen, with Sean Feucht in the text entry field
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it was a long time ago so it's all kind of a blur, but looking at this cover i found online sparked a faint recognition for me...
fantastic four no. 82, january 1969: the FF team up with black bolt and scarlet witch and a couple other dudes i don't recognize. ben is raising his fist to clobber, and reed is pointing with a giant hand, while johnny and black bolt fly overhead, while the rest look on with concern
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
wizard in stingy brim hat, wraparounds, and a trench coat, blasting some light energy
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Post a sunglasses selfie
error crater with short back & sides wavy on top gray hair, wraparound shades, black microfiber mask, black fred perry track jacket, sitting in front seat of car
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
a small dark gray rodent sitting with its back to the camera on a white rubber anti-slip shower mat. a few human hairs are also visible
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Pink album cover with three black bordered photos of lightbulbs with faces painted on them. All caps band name and title in black font: "Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 - Strangers From the Universe"
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
THIS fuckin' guy...
fat orb weaver spider hanging out insouciantly under the curve of my stainless steel kitchen sink faucet
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
adopt a highway sign that credits central mn juggalo family
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Meat Meat Meat by The Damned
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Show me a picture that captures your essence
Error Crater, circa 1982, black and white. eyes closed for the band photo. neatly combed dark hair, collarless silk shirt
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
check this out
sign posted on the door of our local chipotle that reads "due to a lack of tortillas, we are not serving burritos or quesadillas"
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
this was my night riding bike: the 2014 trek pure lowstep. don't let appearances fool you, this bird could fly
a step through bike with a long chassis, double length chain, forward pedaling, upright handles, and a chair cushion seat
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
screen shot of my muted words and phrases with "Curtis Yarvin" in the text field
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
if you see this post your mentor
tom baker aka "scarf doctor" from doctor who
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
why do they lie? if you have to spend $5 it is not, by any definition, "free". it's $5. Plus tax.
T-Mobile push notification ad that says "(from Popeyes) Free chicken sandwich with $5 spend"
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
set to go on at 6 am tuned to oakland channel 2 playing marvin gaye's what's goin' on
JVC Videosphere, a black and white TV that looked like a space helmet, with a flip digit alarm clock in its base
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tom baker, doctor who #4, looking very disappointed in you
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
couldn't resist. and this is a confession, not an accusation
image of starship enterprise circling a planet with the bold yellow star trek font saying "MY FAVORITE TV SHOW IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY"
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Quite with a fictional band that’s not Spinal Tap
black and white promo photo of buckaroo banzai and his hong kong cavaliers onstage guns drawn
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone
christina hendricks in a black blouse with a heroically plunging neckline spinning records at a fully loaded dj deck
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
screen shot of my add muted words and phrases screen, with "cheeto" in the text entry field
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
live shot of robert pollard, lead singer of guided by voices, doing one of his trademark flying kicks, looking a little winded
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
post a random cool car photo you took on another year, with no explanation
unknown car, possibly a mid 60's dodge dart, jet-like aerodynamic design, silver-gray, parked on a strip of grass in an alley, surrounded by run down yellow painted sheds. photo taken 2019
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
oh you like purple flowers then dig on my favorite shrub from my hometown of berkeley - the brazilian glory bush, aka princess flower, aka Pleroma urvilleanum
a bush with electric purple flowers and fuzzy leaves
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
bowl of soup with kale, vegan sausage, and cannelini beans
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
upside down elon
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state.
the do-it-yourself dune ad where you can type in your own text and have it rendered in the dune font. mine is
"DUNG - what's brown and sounds like a bell"
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
big lol
my 2026 word: sultry
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
post a picture of yourself as a doctor
The Doctor, with an amused expression
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
repost with your first crush this post is a rerun
lady aberlin from mister rogers' neighborhood, touching noses with her friend henrietta pussycat
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Drop something RED!
a bowl of my vegan picadillo with a spoon resting in it
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
post something random to have an awesome april
on a grassy slope in front of a nondescript building, a 35 MPH road sign with an added town name sign of Frankenstein
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
ta-nehisi coates on nbc saying "wow, that was really racist"
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
movie poster for WIZARDS: A Ralph in Bakshi Film. a mysterious figure in a red space suit holding a blaster rifle riding on a creature with two birdlike legs, a scaly globular body, and a horselike head with drooping ears
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
detail from the watercolor painting that is the album cover art to duke by genesis: a slump shouldered figure in a green suit gazes out an open window at a crescent moon in a blue sky
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
When you see this skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
tom baker as doctor who holding a sword and grinning evilly
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you? [not saying which one is me]
princess leia: "you smell like weed."
han solo: "i am weed."
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
feeling nice energy right about now
iOS battery status icon at 69%
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
how this showed up in my feed:
above post, followed by a post by ancient egyptian prayer bot:

Reposted by Dog with Glasses Plushie

"Fuck it man. Fuck you. Fuck off and fuck you in particular. I'm going home.
I'm done. Fuck you." - Sun Tzu, "The Art of War" (5th Century BCE)

Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot

I know my heart, I have gained power over my heart, I have gained power over my two hands and arms, I have gained power over my feet, I have gained the power to do what pleaseth my Ka. (BDB)
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i also am very late to this game
dune font parody that reads "dung - what's brown and sounds like a bell"
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
a cropped version of the same photo inverted, that makes it look like musk is hanging upside down from his ankles
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
sean connery as jim malone in the untouchables (1987) saying "oh what the hell? you gotta die of something."
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
self-care
a "dagwood" sandwich on a plate
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
my father's legacy
a hand held battery tester BT-168 with a black plastic chassis and red plastic caliper
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Error Crater - big oops @errorcrater.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
a pair of legs with shiny black carolina zipper sided jump boots and burgundy trousers rolled up at the bottom so the entire boot is visible. apologies for the dirty floor
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