Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Every day I race my friend on NYT mini crossword and whenever I beat his time I send him a gif of Max Verstappen and steal 1000 aura from him. (I don't know what aura means) 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Dudes be like "rules were meant to be broken" but won't jaywalk, like okay fed 010
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I was on a flight with my dad and I was gonna say "I'm gonna blow up the bathroom on this plane" then realized I'm on a plane and probably shouldn't say such things 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Approximately 93% of all sandwiches are made at half past midnight and eaten while standing in the kitchen half naked. 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 30/03/2025This guy sitting next to me on this plane has the reading light on, and through my peripheries he looks exactly like a scholar in a Renaissance era painting. Brought a tear to my eye. 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Man I must've had a double serving of the stupid juice in my sleep I can't think at all today 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 16/03/2025"My heart goes out to you" Put it back in your chest man 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 01/02/2025they call me F4 the way my bitches be alt 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Eating cinnamon toast crunch with no milk, just to feel something. 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Do millennials know how good Dr Pepper Strawberry and Cream is 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I love my friends. They all live in my phone. Sometimes I wish they weren't just in my phone, but even if they are, I'm happy I found them. 000
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Que sera, sera, or as the French say, "Fuck it" 020
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I believe it was Shakespeare who said: "SEIS leches? En esta economia?" 010
Bingus Dingus @error502badgateway.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Jester's privilege was my silver bullet, but no matter how annoying I was no one was there to shut me up by kissing me on the mouth. Now I am left with no alternative. I must become evil, and my plan to destroy the world can only be stopped by kissing me on the mouth. A perfect plan. 031
