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i’m a roll. give me your tired, your poor, your morally gray villains, your etl

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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
on the other hand, a/b/o could also have a field day with this
“The new research finding shows that the human brain consists of two ancient nervous systems cleverly packaged together — a more primitive part that regulates our hearts' beating, our breathing and other functions, and another that makes us distinctly human, capable of poetry, mathematics and wondering about our own origins.”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dew it!
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
evergreen predicament sitting in my drafts 🥴
draft from 2 months ago reading: “struggling a bit at the moment with wanting a dopamine hit from socials while also seeing the most heinous shit I've ever seen”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HE LOOKED OTHERWORLDLY, BUT NOT IN THE HOLY SENSE
He looked otherworldly, and not in the holy sense.

His eyes were dark, streaked with flickering chaos, and his hair was a tumult of sable waves sticking out like thorns around his face. His lips were parted and pink, slightly swollen, with a faint smear of her blood on the bottom one. It was utterly sinful.
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
hades/persephone AU, i am rattling the bars of my cage!!! 🫠
Fic quote: "You smell incredible," he says roughly, puffs of air brushing her neck, the skin around her choker tingling with sensitivity. "Like a fresh breath of spring. I could devour you."
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
streetfighter but make it zutara
Katara and Zuko face off in an arcade game called “Avatar Legends: The Fighting Game”Zuko and Katara attack each other with fire and water bc they’re mad they can’t kiss
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the struggle is real!
excerpt from ghostie’s fic: “Curse her for not being a hideous witch. Keeping his distance would be so much easier if she was a hideous witch.”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
NYT writing as if women asexually reproduce. my dude we are not a parthenogenic species like some shrimps or lizards seems to me that are couples delaying having children, maybe because the everything is unaffordable. are about half of all 30-year old men also child-free?
NYT article snippet that reads: “Utah is a leading example of a demographic transformation that is sweeping the United States and other rich countries, as young women increasingly delay childbearing. As the trend deepens, the worry is that more women would forgo having children altogether, a choice that could have serious consequences for the country, economically and politically. For the first time, about half of all 30-year-old women are childless.”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
oh nooOoo!
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
amazing burns in here 😂
Specifically, the water is more or less the color of a sour apple Jolly Rancher now. It looks like they're brewing Yodas in there. It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that it feels inevitable that video will soon surface of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. splashing around in it with jeans on.Picture of the reflecting pool full of algae with the caption: ‘RFK Jr. just pounding a pint glass full of this stuff. "It's got parameciums," he says.’
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
lucifer never beating the sexy allegations
Comic titled: young John Milton in Sunday school

Teacher: teacher today’s lesson will focus on Satan. Would any of you like to share your thoughts about Satan? John?

John, looking entranced: brooding antihero.

Teacher: …no

John: dangerous yet compelling hunk

Teacher: NO
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
needed to pull the whole quote again because oh my heart 😭🥺
From Siege and Storm by Leigh Bardugo: 

“Why won't you leave me alone?" I whispered one night as he hovered behind me while I tried to work at my desk.

Long minutes passed. I didn't think he would answer. I even had time to hope he might have gone, until I felt his hand on my shoulder.

"Then I'd be alone, too," he said, and he stayed the whole night through, till the lamps burned down to nothing.
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Susan Kay was a real one
Text from Susan Kay’s Phantom: “I'm beginning to realize just how much of a child she really is, how terrifyingly immature and vulnerable - even unstable. There's a fatal flaw running through her, like a hairline crack in a Ming dynasty vase, but that very imperfection makes me love her with even greater tenderness. I don't suppose for one moment that [Raoul] is aware of the never-ending care she'll need. Whoever marries Christine is going to have to be prepared to play the father as well as the lover; if she lives to be eighty, she may never be more than a child at heart, a lost and frightened little girl bewildered by the demands of reality.”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hello again, my first age-gap/dub-con romance 😌
Phantom of the Opera playbill with a rainbow across the top for PrideWandering Child, Andrew Lloyd Webber

PHANTOM
Wandering child
so lost, so helpless
Yearning for my guidence

CHRISTINE
Angel or father
Friend or phantom
Who is it there staring?

PHANTOM
Have you forgotten your angel?

CHRISTINE
Angel oh, speak
what endless longings
Echo in this whisper

PHANTOM
Too long you've wandered in winter
Far from my fathering gaze

CHRISTINE
Wildly my mind beats against you

PHANTOM
You resist

BOTH
Yet your/the soul obeys
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
same man
magnet that says: “Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe calm down.”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
when he shows off his leg it reminded me of this 😂. inspector rey is overwhelmed
Comic titled “Javert is in slash fiction.
Panel 1: Jean Valjean looking sultrily at Javert and says, “so, Javert” 
Panel 2: Jean Valjean preens like a cat and follows with “you FOUND me” 
Panel 3: Javert stutters out “yes well Valjean you are under arrest for—“ and Jean Valjean interrupts “handcuff THIS”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Post a meme made by you
man looking at a butterfly meme, where the butterfly is labeled “soul crushing angst” and the man saying “is this a rom-com?”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
this article describes the structural exploitation of the workers who make the internet “safe”— snippets below where it hits the nail on the head thinking about how this persists because the mental trauma is invisible. you can’t point to missing limbs or cancer or some physical harm to prove damage
“What I found confirmed something I've been circling in my writing for a while now: the story of making Al "safe" is fundamentally a story about class, about which humans absorb the costs so that other humans never have to think about them.”“This is a class system. It operates through geography, through outsourcing layers, through NDAs, through the very language we use ("Al safety" centers the technology;
"human trafficking in traumatic labor" would center the workers). And it is not an accident or an oversight. It is an architecture, deliberately constructed to keep costs low and liability diffuse.”“Dr. Sarah T. Roberts, author of Behind the Screen: Content Moderation in the Shadows of Social Media, calls content moderation "the most consequential labor issue in the technology industry that almost nobody discusses." Her research, spanning nearly a decade, documents how the industry has systematically treated psychological harm as an individual wellness issue rather than a structural labor condition.”“Fourth, and most fundamentally, we need to stop treating the psychological cost of content moderation as a wellness problem and start treating it as what it is: an occupational hazard created by a business model, no different from black lung disease in coal mining or repetitive strain injury in manufacturing. It demands regulation, compensation, and structural prevention.”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
what 😂
A quote from a CNN article saying “ during the show, Gleeson – an Irish actor, best known for starring in the Harry Potter movies” to my general confusion bc Star Wars
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i always have to post this when someone’s talking about sexy satan
A comic entitled: young John Milton in Sunday school. 

(First panel) Teacher: today’s lesson will focus on satan. Would any of you like to share your thoughts about satan?

(Second panel) Milton: Brooding antihero
Teacher: …No
Milton: Dangerous yet compelling hunk
Teacher: NO
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
omg the tags 😂😂 i can’t wait to see what happens when someone scrapes this for their LLM
Additional Tags:
Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse,
Unrequited Lust, Murder,
Mating Cycles/In Heat,
Referenced Couchfucking, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack, Satire, Improper Use of Catholic Rituals, Catholic Guilt, Catholicism, Omega JD Vance, Alpha Jorge Mario Bergoglio | Pope Francis I, No Beta, Fuck AI, Poison the Dataset Challenge, By definition fucking the pope is daddy kink, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, You Have Been Warned
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
woman yelling “NO” at her computer screen multiple times
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
anyways i never bought the graphic novels, but i loved the paired covers, and an animated version could potentially be lovely
the covers of volumes 1 and 2 of the Twilight graphic novels. bella and edward are laying in the meadow almost holding hands
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
they delivered perfect a hurt/comfort episode and I’ve now watched it 3 times
cartoon of a red-eyed feral creature with their precious blorbo clenched in their teeth, and a second image of them derangedly shaking blorbo so fast it’s a blur. the ultimate meme image of feral joy
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
he’s giving surprised pikachu
pikachu with his mouth open in surprise. no thoughts in that brain
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
his face!!
a Windows warning box that says “brain.exe has stopped working”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
damn you’re going in swinging
The gown had been baptized not by holy water, but by storm and sorrow, transformed from a relic of purity into a testament of choice.
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
hell yeah 🥲
EJAE: I wanna say just my hope maybe for Rumi: get married to Jinu. He'll come back in some way and they're happily married with so many children that are mixed.
Wouldn't that be amazing?
Beautiful children.
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
hell yeah
I stood among my valleys of the south
And saw a flame of fire, even as a Wheel
Of fire surrounding all the heaven: it went
From west to east, against the current of
Creation, and devour'd all things in its loud
Fury & thundering course round heaven & earth. By it the Sun was roll'd into an orb,
By it the Moon faded into a globe
Travelling thro' the night; for, from its dire
And restless fury, Man himself shrunk up
Into a little root a fathom long.
And I asked a Watcher & a Holy-one
Its Name; he answered: "It is the Wheel of Religion." I wept & said: "Is this the law of Jesus, This terrible devouring sword turning every way?” He answer'd: "Jesus died because he strove Against the current of this Wheel; its Name Is Caiaphas, the dark Preacher of Death”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
i got u
front page of a newspaper exclaiming “THE RATS ARE WINNING” with a picture of a cute fuzzy rat face
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
doing well, thanks n! excited for the change in seasons. how are you? this is the stationary system i have going for me right now, i turn the squares into a daily to do list as needed
Japanese paper from Jetpens that’s divided into six sections: Sun-Star Miorin Loose Leaf Paper - Study Summary - B5 - 26 Holes - 30 SheetsSlim Japanese-style binder bought at Jetpens: Maruman Clean Tone Slim
Binder - B5 - 26 Holes - Light
Blue
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Screenshot of an article titled: “NRA Accidentally Forgets to Rise Up Against Tyranical Government” with pic of a man holding a gun. Picture caption reads: “An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do.” 

Original article is from The Shovel: https://theshovel.com.au/2020/06/04/nra-accidentally-forgets-to-rise-up-against-tyrannical-government/
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
not me tearing up today in rush hour traffic 🥲❤️
demonstrators on an overpass with a sign saying: “be brave ❤️ you are not alone”
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
the way i sat up in my chair for this little bit of the video
probably Clark Kent from the new Superman movie in a white button down with his sleeves rolled up in an office chair
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
Daisy Ridley’s husband is going to star in the movie adaptation of The Love Hypothesis?????!!???
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
et tu, The Mini?
a nytimes Mini crossword clue “Left-leaning social media site” where the answer is bluesky
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
trying these out!
Nolty Block Checklist Planner; Pentel Hybrid Mattehop Gel pens in all the purple and blue colorsPic of the Nolty block checklist layoutMaruman slim binder with 4 dividers Maruman Mnemosyne notebook with graph paper in landscape format
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
whenever i see F1 on tv now i do the leo meme for your book
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
everything is terrible but we saw the Oscar Mayer weiner truck on the bridge
the elusive Oscar Mayer weiner truck
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
ben the moment she steps out
black cat with wide eyes and the buffering symbol on his head. no thoughts he’s rebooting
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
was looking at a cookie recipe and discovered the most American political bs ever, which started because Hillary said she had a job
This recipe came to The Times in 2000 during the Bush-Gore presidential campaign when Family Circle magazine ran cookie recipes from each of the candidates' wives and asked readers to vote. Laura Bush's cowboy cookies, a classic chocolate chip cookie that's been beefed up with oats, pecans, coconut and cinnamon, beat Tipper Gore's ginger snaps by a mile. Here is an adaptation of that winning recipe. — Marian BurrosContests pitting the baking ability of potential first ladies against each other began in 1992 when Hillary Rodham Clinton got everyone shaking and baking with her infamous cookie comment, discussing working as a lawyer while her husband was governor of Arkansas.

"I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas," she said. Her remark created a reactionary cookie contest, the brainchild of Family Circle magazine, which published her chocolate chip recipe and one from Barbara Bush.

In 2000, this recipe went up against Laura Bush's Cowboy Cookies.
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
oh my god this is the prettiest book — ‘heavenbreaker’
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
madge madge maaaadge I finished your book and I loved it!!!! @madgemaril.bsky.social
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
oh wait actually it objects to all arts 😰
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
went to figure out what the government is objecting to and apparently it’s… being a black American in the 20th century??
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
very much this
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
cut open a baguette and revealed the soul locked inside 😨
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
(googling this) oh so this only happens during catastrophies 🙃 amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/...
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e @erroneous.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
i can’t believe the puppy dog eyes he gave her here, babygirl needs to explain himself bc i need answers!!
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