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Ernie's Shoe

@erniesshoe.bsky.social
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I might just be a shoe but I'm still better than a billionaire

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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just admit you don't want to spend time with your kids. At least that's more honest.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only because it was moved up. It was supposed to be released the following year and they scrambled to re-place it to catch some Day O'Connor fanfare.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know an alum who was excited to pay $150 at a presale for tickets. For Northwestern football!
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Gonzalez saying he's so proud and happy for Watson just shows that Woke 2.0 can't come soon enough.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't often see a game listed as rescheduled from later than the current date.
Doubleheader - Game 1 - Rescheduled from Sept 27th (today is Sept 25th), Chicago Cubs at Boston Red Sox.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is so good to see @reportermatt.bsky.social, who was in like 80% of my classes in college, become the most influential reporter in Massachusetts. He just loves the place, and you can tell in everything he does. A truly wonderful man making the whole state better.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe don't push your AG to allow Trump-adjacent billionaires to consolidate the main stream media even further.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bush's only ambition was to be president, not to do any actual presidenty things (which is why Cheney just did whatever the fuck he wanted) and certainly not to be in the limelight post-presidency, so he was happy to fuck off to his "ranch" and paint without being bothered.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bullshit. The population of ppl who was on the fence or planning on voting GOP until they saw that the Democrat was anti-trans either doesn't exist or is tiny. Plus just like every case of a Dem tacking to the middle, it doesnt stop the GOP from outright lying in ads about the Dems' views.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I pay money to watch the players play, so is it surprising that I want the money that I pay to go to them and not a cabal of billionaire dipshits who keep charging me more and more to see those players? If the players asked the owners to lower prices, the owners would say no.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sad to see Kylie's brother be a piece of shit
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I first saw him across the trough urinal and fell for him quicker than a Javy Baez no look tag" is probably not the show the dipshit Ricketts would sign off on.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm with you there. First time in my life I won't be a member of a temple and doing a private reflection/prayer on my own.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"By accident"? No, because GOP voters are incredible racists. That isn't an accident, that's what right wing politicians want.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The question presented is such bad faith also. The worry that a trans woman will harm someone else in the women's prison? The only response to something stupid like that, besides hanging up, is asking if they have any evidence that a trans woman is more likely to assault someone. No? So fuck off.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On the "good, better, best" spectrum, I'd say this reel is "best".
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anyone who actually goes to games knows that the majority of long-term fans either don't know about these made up controversies or generally support the actual players, not the grifters and politicians bad faith efforts to destroy a successful women's sports league. Online outrage isn't real.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Unfortunately he's been a regular on the right wing grifter scene and was the GOP nominee for Senate in MN in 2024
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In fact, the arseholes behind that movie originally wanted to make a documentary but realized rules in place meant the scenario was impossible, so they made a piece of fiction to push the bad faith arguments that they knew were falsehoods.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not to "well actually" this but Sidepiece and Mustard are playing on a different stage and both will be done well before the Pumpkins come on stage, so unless they are playing to the TV audience, they'd have no idea.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'll be honest, I'm worried about the GOP pulling a lot of bullshit, but anything that involves needing to worry that Couchfucker would win not only one presidential election, but two, isn't high on the list to me personally. Dude has no charisma and will not be able to unite the GOP behind him.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No, my wife ignored him and a flight attendant redirected him back to first class.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My wife was flying with our then two year old and the little guy was struggling with the change of pressure and a dude came out of first class (10ish rows away) and aggressively demanded that my wife take the kid to the back of the plane.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don't think it's working. Israel, hire me! For $50 million I can't promise that I'll change the American people's opinion, but I'll make up a bunch of charts and polls that say that I am.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thanks!
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Share the brand plz?
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Or, if every player was a free agent, any tab that decided Love would be a valuable addition to their team could compete for his services and he could pick which team values him the most.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Marx is also an insane liar, the kind of candidate who used to get 7% in a primary from people who were pissed at the status quo but is now is considered a "normal" GOP candidate.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kirk's mind would have been blown by those comebacks. Or at least his neck.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It's very simple, one effects the justices' wealth and the other doesn't. Very strict originalism.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How are you at Remembering Some Guys?
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's always a bad sign when they can't show any footage from the movie to make you want to see said movie.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
As the second round of the NBA Draft starts, only 3 of 30 picks have not already been traded at least once. Half have been traded at least twice.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
הרב הגאון ג'עלן ברנסן
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Surprised the guy on the left in the last cell doesn't have a woody as he stomps the other dude.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Me: This grievous insult will not stand. The blood of your descendants will darken these floors for generations. Waiter: Sir, if you'd like more parmesan, you just need to ask.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I have this same issue on Firefox, but on the consensus King of Browsers (Edge), I can read everything find when I'm logged in.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Denver on there twice for 2009 and didn't even make the Finals.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The campaign sucked but the whole 10 line (Dr Pepper, Canada Dry, 7Up and Sunkist) were incredible low sugar versions of pop.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Have you thought about selling the secret to turning piss into gold?
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Complaining about the "pathology of victimhood" when he has helped move the ADL to claim all anti-Israel speech is inherently anti-Semitic is quite a bit of irony.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Are we sure that Newsom's son even exists and isn't just the son of Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends?
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Does no one on the right read the Bible? The fire from heaven consumed Elijah's sacrifice, showing God's favor for him. It specifically did not go near the prophets of Baal.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#Flyers goalie always knows if Dracula is in the room because he has a Vladar
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It seems like you have a lot of problems with Windows, something that I, someone who uses Windows exclusively, does not. Perhaps you should look at eating more paint chips, as I do, so you welcome mediocrity.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
No question, I'd prefer they dispense with the theatre and go full automated balls & strikes. But that's a failing of MLB not the umps, who unsurprisingly put their concerns about job security over what's best for the game.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Seems a little harsh. Is it that umps were insisting on calling strikes as balls or them not wanting to acknowledge the difficulty of being correct when pitchers' velocity and movement increased as it has?
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Yeah man, Hamas isn't stopping Israel from fulfilling the requirements of the cease fire. Why don't you read the story instead of obstificating.
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Ernie's Shoe @erniesshoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm just here for the rotating sandwiches
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