Erma Bombeck @ermabombeck.bsky.social · 19/01/2025If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. #ermastan #bombecked #football 000
Erma Bombeck @ermabombeck.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Never got to a doctor whose office plants have died. #elb #erma-ism #bombecked #humor 000
Erma Bombeck @ermabombeck.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Like politics, religion and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial. #elb #erma-ism #bombecked #humor 000
Erma Bombeck @ermabombeck.bsky.social · 06/12/2024If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits? #erma-ism #bombecked #1978humor #elb 020