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Severin

@erisven.bsky.social
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Recently found out I’m Autistic, everyone knew, but nobody cares.

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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 1h
Ruin a book by adding a word: Jane Eyre Conditioning
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 21h
“My opinion brings all the boys to the yard, and their RMSS, is better than yours, I could teach you, but I have to charge pp”.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 21h
Your mum is the reason why your dad isn’t mentioned in this fess.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 22h
“Thing”
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 22h
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Kidsho Risa's Evil Laugh
Alt: Kidsho Risa's Evil Laugh
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This was an obvious joke, I’ve never read an E.L. James book, something we have in common. I’ve seen other people post the run on sentences she loves so much.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve seen better punctuation in an E.L. James book.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Really hope the next fake assassination goes wrong.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They’re just fancy custard creams with red instead.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jeopardy!
“Which two social media platforms are the fucking worst?”
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bob Hope Floats.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Deaf, and no sense of taste? You have my sympathies.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Genuine ideas and motivation are always undermined by those who wish to make money.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rich people problems. Again.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe we should ask them some probing questions.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As long as it looks like a jaguar and has leather seats.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“We’ve got build a bear at home” Build a bear at home:
Badly made teddy bear
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Want to see a fine upstanding, productive and intelligent person turn into a gibbering moron? Make them do jury service.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Carbo-Nah-Ra
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The people doing it made a choice to do something dangerous. The people saving them made a choice to do something dangerous. They have differing motivations, but that’s what choice is.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: “You should never speak ill of the dead” Also me: “Yay, Jeffrey Archer’s dead”
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Define lazy.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU made an AI image?
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donkey in suspense Ginger on the fence
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you still live at home?
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cabinet Office Briefing Room A or Crafty Obtuse Boring Reckless Arseholes?
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have a focus. Remember what you’re doing it for. Find a safe space, and move immediately if it doesn’t feel right. Ask for help, but only if they give you reason to. Count down the time left in the largest increments you can handle. Safe journey.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss The Sundays.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They drive carefully because they’re near a BMW. No clue what you’re going to do next.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Protecting the innocent can come, at a price.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this some kind of yolk?
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More bait than a Tory fishing weekend.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone to braid your hair, and overshare.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re called intelligent people.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And….aneurysm.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone check this persons basement.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A fishing supply store has less bait than this.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It begins.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Antidepressants can give some clarity, but that big fucking stupid ball of uncertainty can still override the good intentions.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But still doesn’t make any difference to the law and how it’s administered.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Showing my age, but it’s given me ideas regarding a Deadly Friend scenario.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only £12.99 a month.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And not the one that Sting was in.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You do know “The Police” exist?
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As long as it bursts into flames during the missionary position.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I must admit that it sounds better when you put “Beechwood” in front of it.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why you lily-livered
Litter picking locker.
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Severin @erisven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Direct quote from Lionel Dahmer.
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