ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 22/04/2025@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social Found Jack's secret account 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Magical non-linear thinking for president tho! 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Stressed? Because "reasons"? Try Jesus! Or boobies! 010
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Religion is a narrative that creates a community where you enter a kind of willful suspension of disbelief that creates an alternate reality based on the narrative of your choosing. 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Leftists like to say the founding fathers had no conception of how powerful guns would be in the modern world so we need to revisit 2A—but I think they could imagine bigger & better guns. What they couldn't possibly imagine was the fucking Internet and maybe we should revisit 1A 020
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Hmm. Well in the last 60+ years they have at least come around on hating the "very rich". Give it another 500+ years and they'll come around on the others too 🙄 030
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 11/03/2025At first I thought it was Archie Bunker, but that was published before All in the Family was on the air. I wonder if Norman Mailer based Archie on this Hunt fellow 🤔 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I didn't immediately think this was fake. Am I stupid or are we that cooked? 🤔 …Prolly both 100
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Well you're right, but it's a 2D pixel art game—still manages to be pretty graphic tho lol 110
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 10/03/2025For what it's worth I wish we could bring back those chickens Biden killed off and feed them exclusively to MAGA. No need to look into why they were killed 240
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Well I'm convinced. Where do I send the money? 110
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Based on vibes I'd put Mike Johnson on the primarily evil side of things. Otherwise it feels right! 010
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Honey, you need to pace yourself. We're only in the second month of it 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Meme Retard: I believe in God because humans are too stupid to build the pyramids. Crying Mid: God isn't real! There's no evidence to prove it! Enlightened: I believe in God because it's the only way to explain why some people are so retarded they don't think humans built things humans built. 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 08/03/2025...even the jerks who wrote the bible felt the same. that whole thing about God hardening the heart of Pharaoh 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I believe in God because some people are so stupid it must be in response to a supernatural force 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Currently vibrating between morbid nihilism & petulant defensiveness 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Post woke: too much of a shit poster for progressives; too woke for MAGA 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 01/03/2025When people say someone 'plays games,' it's never meant to be positive; but when magicians say the universe likes to 'play' that's supposed to instill a sense of whimsy & wonder 000
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ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Blowing up half of the Brooklyn bridge because my super powers reacted badly to an experimental power source created by some shitty tech company 000
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 22/02/2025MONITOR wants YOU to turn the world into A FASCIST* ORGY *certain contexts apply. For Entertainment Purposes Only. 010
ERISunveiled @erisunveiled.bsky.social · 20/02/2025not all humor is offensive, and not everything that's offensive is funny... but there's a valid overlap of offensive humor 000