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The Dark Prince of Donair

@erisianrite.com
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Tech shitposts Boston // Athens Coder, writer, weightlifter, metal dive bar enthusiast

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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 04/10/2026
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 03/10/2026
Melt-Banana forever
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 02/10/2026
This genius was so smart that they blocked a rando instead of me at first.

I don't agree and I work with Al a lot too. It looks like it's thinking but it is never exercising judgment. Predicting what a person with good judgment might do it say is not the same thing as exercising it. And the outcome is not accountable. The person using it is.
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 01/10/2026
The Met’s armor galleries are sick, and they have a whole gallery covering all of Asia which I highly recommend
Suits of samurai armor from different periods
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 01/10/2026
Context
I was trespassed from a Panera Bread recently for screaming at a bunch of pro ICE old people that they should go home and off themselves and I don't regret a second of it.
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 30/09/2026
I'm in this photo and I don't like it
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 27/09/2026
hehe you said
Seaman
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 25/09/2026
Second
Tatsu Mikami of Church of Misery playing his Rickenbacker in his infamous lowslung style way up on the neck
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 25/09/2026
I mean come on
Al Cisneros of Sleep, Om, and his dub project playing his Rickenbacker in a gray tee shirt
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 18/09/2026
Other fields are also doing insane(ly cool) shit. To solve the problem of human neurons grown in rodent brains failing to integrate (the rapid maturation of the rodent brain ends up crowding out the transplanted human neurons), this group made a rodent variant that just doesn't grow the cortex or
Left - normal rodent brain labeled 'control'
Middle - Engineered brain where cortex and hippocampus don't form (labeled "apallial"). It looks notably smaller and almost deflated compared to the control.
Right - apallial brain with human organoids transplanted on it, showing a hybrid cortex and structure (labeled "XCX")
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 17/09/2026
Replace the second panel text with that post
3 panels from King of the Hill:
1 - Hank and Dale are leaning out of a red truck in front of a gate. Text says "Are y'all with the cult?"
2 - Cultists are getting into a school bus. Text says "It's not a cult. It's an organization that promotes love and--"
3 - Back to Hank and Dale, text says "This is it."
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 13/09/2026
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 08/09/2026
More fanfic
It had not occurred to me that we're now dealing with an entire generation of people who are convinced the Computer Loves Them because they weren't allowed to play outside
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 08/09/2026
Another one, from a self-proclaimed therapist (not like their professional standards are high but SHEESH)
These guys have such a shallow and frightened sense of self. They are so jealous of the creative capacity of other humans that they prefer to worship a machine. There's probably some psychological term for it but its a kind of ego collapse and substitution of another for self.
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 08/09/2026
Since this person is only engaging via QPs in a weak attempt to start a dogpile, here is their removed post
I mean, Al is only being pushed by genocidal maniacs that are mad that they can't treat humans as livestock, so yeah.
Al devs are subhuman because they're just slavers.
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 06/09/2026
You all missed out
Street Trash onstage. On the left is a fully naked guitarist, bassist with a skullet and head tattoo, topless drummer, silly string-spraying vocalist, and second guitarist on the far rug hit. In the foreground is a tombstone and silly string
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 06/09/2026
It might’ve rained all last night (very peaceful under the tent) but now I start packing up to leave my favorite event of the year: RPM Fest. Insane bands, lots of friends, even more [REDACTED], and I’m a bit sad to leave today but I am exhausted and ready for an indoor shower.
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 04/09/2026
¡Quelle surprise! 54% match Massachusetts generally with my top city matches being Portland and Boston.
A dialect map showing my extremely New England accent
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 30/08/2026
“Most of the same people who came after you in 2010 for downloading an episode of The Simpsons from Bittorrent are now feeding vast troves of intellectual property into LLMs without compensating the owners in order to replace all human creativity. Irony is dead.”
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 29/08/2026
The fungus gnats were FEASTING on this young chicken of the woods. I wish I had my knife on me to take a little bit
A young pale cluster of chicken of the woods covered in gnats next to the tree it is digestingA closer view of the CotW, its 6-legged residents, and smaller clusters in the background
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 25/08/2026
As a self-centered gym bro, this horny cope rules. (did you guess that their profile says they're divorced?)
"we eat pussy way better too. no self centered gymbro can come close to matching it"
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 24/08/2026
I think I might be a convert to records with obis, this new Squid Pisser record sleeve is purty with it (also if you like weird noisy spastic punk like The Locust, you'll love Squid Pisser)
Squid Pisser's Throat Slave album with an obi strip across the top. The cover art is black with what looks to be a colorful gelatinous facehugger standing on liquid with similarly colorful gelatinous tentacles sticking out of the water.
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 24/08/2026
I'll give you a little hint
Ben Garrison cum edit
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 24/08/2026
*Coastal elitism intensifies*
A map of the united states showing that I haven't ever set foot in the middle east
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 22/08/2026
Absolute cinema
Willy Contreras just after flipping his back holding his arms up, all just after launching the longest home run at Fenway this season
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 19/08/2026
Metallica’s Master of Puppets, depicting a grave-filled graveyard with hands holding strings connected to the gravestones
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 16/08/2026
This site
Tweet that reads “You like Radiohead because you aren't smart enough for Ween.”
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 10/08/2026
I'm shallow and the type is pretty correct
My main type from some test featuring some pretty women
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 07/08/2026
Mine has the icq logo?
A gorgeous hand holding a black oral b toothbrush head with a flower printed on its base
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 05/08/2026
Models have more self awareness than this guy

Had people say stuff like "hey, I put what you said into ChatGPT, and it said you made some really good points, you were right actually."
Like OK wow you realise how offensive all of that sentence is?
I miss them. I miss who they were before they gave up.
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 03/08/2026
Look what showed up this weekend! Get @grimalkina.bsky.social’s book it’s gud
A red book entitled The Psychology of Software Teams by Cat Hicks
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 27/07/2026
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 26/07/2026
54s first try gg
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 26/07/2026
Now do
A bottle of HELL energy drink
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 26/07/2026
I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 25/07/2026
Completely unsurprising, even though too many of the questions weren’t about preference but seemed to read about describing reality.
12axes.vercel.app political compass, I got the best match with Transhumanism, most compatible country Massachusetts, and most compatible guy Nicolas de Condorcet
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 24/07/2026
Latest addiction
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 23/07/2026
Now I'm doing the stuff I was doing for CV cos for a frontier model arch company (half time) that's very mathy and this is me every day
old meme of a golden retriever doing some kind of chemistry with beakers and lab goggles and the caption "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING"
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 22/07/2026
This reach could make it past the asteroid belt (nowhere does the quote say anything about "Mexicans being made for it" and really is a neat insight into that poster's interior racist thoughts)
a literacy-challenged poster claiming a quote about bad jobs is "...also a horseshoe theory for racism against Latinos who are doing the work now, like what are we doig talking about how roofing is 'shoveling shit in hell' as if the Mexicans doing it are made for it"
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 21/07/2026
The copyright stans get so mad when they find out someone who knows how copyright works (mostly) actually gets income from copyrights on work they've made because people actually want it.
"lol go fuck yourself they stole all of their work for a product they fucking charge for, you know you're a disingenuous lying sack of shit"
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 20/07/2026
I can bet I've created some multiple of things this person has. I wonder what it's like to live in their fantasyland where nobody has any actual principles.
Some anon account saying "'IP is theft' this is something said by people who've never made anything of their own"
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 19/07/2026
The nice thing about hot wieners/coney dogs is how photogenic they are
A hot dog covered in κιμά, onions, and one stripe of mustard
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 18/07/2026
So apparently MKT is the Roman numeral for “wicked expensive”
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 15/07/2026
submitted final draft of the book!
Frodo it's done
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 08/07/2026
Loud “ally” Chris Kluwe mansplaining software engineering culture to a woman software engineer. 

* Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social • 16h
• Al Hater
(p) Made over 30 replies yesterday
(p) Replies over 20 times per day on average
Joined May '23
( Crunchified
Bluesky Elder
And you're the people, are you? Confident that no one else in my mentions has contradicted your point of view?
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 06/07/2026
George Bush second tower meme
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 03/07/2026
Fuckers badass ain’t it
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 03/07/2026
Sorry jets are fucking cool (still in DC)
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 02/07/2026
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The Dark Prince of Donair @erisianrite.com · 01/07/2026
(chuckles) I’m in danger
RPM Fest lineup flyer uh just trust me it’s a ripper
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