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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Coots look SO cool, with their white beaks and facial features, those blood red eyes, and their legs & feet that give off an almost skeletal vibe. Coots are also dumb as BRICKS and will attack their own reflection.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

trying to think of a halloween name but the UK folklore isn't giving me TOO much to work with

Tiddy Mun

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Tiddy Mun was a legendary bog spirit in England

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My foes can't stop this woman from thriving and it's really embarrassing for them

A smiling woman inbround glasses and a burgandy top.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

hey samus feel free to come take my powers please i have adhd and i'm really good at spreadsheeting, it's really gonna help you if you come take my powers through whatever means neccessary

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"hey can you watch the vaguely scary elf child for a few minutes, he keeps trying to get into the dumpsters"

a picture of young link from the Ocarina of Time remake staring straight forward with a blank expression

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Took this for fun as a non-american who has been told more than once that I sound like I'm from Boston, apparently I "talk like somebody from New York" but picked mostly Floridian answers, go figure. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

A heatmap of the US representing where my dialect matches up most with. For me, the East Coast is lit up in red to depict most similarity, with it being brighter as it travels down south towards Florida. There is also a hint of red on the West Coast, specifically in Calafornia.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Going watching Looney Tunes

A woman in a long hoodie, long striped gloves and black tights

The same woman, also wearing large black boots

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

absolutely LOVE the gremlin scooter vibes

a picture of Eggman from Sonic riding a small sit-down scooter. The subtitle reads: [Eggman] Fuckin' out of here!

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i'm so CARNALLY attracted to Adeline Mistria

A screenshot from Fields of Mistria with Adeline smiling with closed eyes. Her dialogue box:
"And I'm handling our tax documents for the season! Sorry to hog the really fun work, everyone!"

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

PIP THE POSTY TEXTS #2 - PR Talk ft. Pip, Envy

Pip: Hey Envy, Momo is being Momo.

Envy: Do you mean in a NEW way? Or in a way that I already pay you to deal with?

Pip: Look, she's just... posited a question that I need clearing up.

Pip: I spoke to her professionally because I figured you don't want me organising smoke sessions with our clients through our official messaging chats.

Envy: Ehh

Pip: And she took issue with that-

Pip: what do you mean "Ehh"

Envy: Listen. Pip. I'll level with you.

Envy: I hired you because you have something that I lack. Charisma. People skills. You have a powerful personality that tears through people's walls like a wrecking ball.

Envy: So whenever you do away with that personality and speak in PR mode, it's like a lich came and squeezed the soul out of your body.

Envy: Not an ounce of sauce on your PR mode.

Envy: Sauceless ass shit.

Pip: We here at Early Bird Couriers appreciate constructive criticism! Please rest assured, we will seriously take this on board and use this feedback to improve the service delivered to yourself, and to others!

Envy: lol

Envy: look, i don't give a shit how you speak, just don't get the company chats subpoena'd and treat the clients how they wanna be treated

Pip: Okedoke! Thanks boss!

Pip: I'll save the PR talk for if Momo is annoying me.

Envy: seriously, how the hell do you DO that, is that AI?

Pip: Oh no, it's all me. I just don't have a soul, actually!

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The only a*genda* I have... is keeping the people vigilant. Because New Yorkers look out for each other. And we watch out for any threats - be it blatant misinformation, OR the machinations of that web-swinging masked menace!! Get another caller on the line!

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Caller, I've cut you off. Let me make something clear. YES. We are talking about a threat to our fair city of New York, YES, we are talking about a nuisance who interferes with the fine work of our heroic officers. But Spider Woman is a *WOMAN*, and I won't tolerate misgendering from ANY call-ins.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Okedoke so this webpage exists where you can create text chat memes with your OCs and I've decided that I will absolutely be plugging all of the OCs from my fantasy courier universe into an Alternate Universe where they have a group chat. so begins an entire sage of this

A picture of a mobile phone text screen with the following messages:

Pip: Hi! Thanks so much for agreeing to receive text communications on your phone from Early Bird Couriers! As a premium account holder, this is just one of many perks that you can enjoy! Please, feel free to let me know if you have any questions!

Momo: hi i have a question

Pip: What's up?

Momo: were the cookies that you sold your soul for nice, you corporate worm?

Pip: ????

Momo: i literally spoke to you about thirty minutes ago like a human being

Momo: and now look

Momo: look at that shit you just sent. didn't know you came with a business mode

A continuation of the first phone text chat meme:

Pip: I just thought I'd probably need to be professional??? In this official chat???

Momo: and i think i just felt a tumbleweed blow through my pussy

Pip: Ok, so like, this chat is SUPPOSED to be for me to let you know how your packages are doing or if there are any delays, or you can ask me about that and stuff

Pip: I don't think it's SUPPOSED to, like, rock your fucking world and moisten you up. OK???

Momo: then find a happy medium, i've smoked shit with you. shit i grew in my back garden that doesn't have a recognised scientific name

Momo: i don't need this corpo talk

Pip: God. I'll go ask my boss. I'm not sure what sort of tone I'm supposed to have, she just asked me to manage the chats.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Siifrin In Stars And Time is on my Tomodachi Life island and they need to be stopped

A screenshot of Siffrin from In Stars and Time as a Mii in Tomodachi life. He is wearing a maid dress. He is saying:
Stars, I bet InsertDisc5 smells really good, blindingly... That's not s weird thing to say, right...?

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Can't make money but might make do

A woman in a TV Girl shirt standing nect yo a metal fence. The fence has a "LADIES TOILETS" sign, and the diagram of the woman has a cock and balls drawn on it.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"I need to update my audio equipment." *Cocks gauntlet* "I have updated my audio equipment."

A picture of a Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave character holding a gun.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

*My* trainer ID is of no relevance to you, because I will not coddle you, and I will not give you the trades you need, you incompetent JUNKIE.

A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, screaming with anger.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Well jeez, Mr. White, maybe if you had, y'know, told me that from the beginning, we wouldn't be in this situation, BITCH. Hows about you load up your game an' tell me if YOU can get the Cranidos?

A picture of an angry Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

JESSE YOU NAIVE, INCOMPETENT BUFFOON. YOU'VE SPENT FOUR HOURS LOOKING FOR A CRANIDOS FOSSIL WHEN YOUR TRAINER ID *CLEARLY* DICTATES THAT YOU WILL ONLY FIND SHIELDONS. HOW COULD YOU BE SO FOOLISH?

A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad looking angry

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

two hours into The Mermaid Mask with my Game Clearing Gang and immediately we have met an all time character

a character from The Mermaid Mask called Symmetry (a thin girl with long blond hair, wearing a white outfit with a golden eye necklace).
Her dialogue box says:
I am but midway through. Prithee, spoil it not!

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

First Half Argentina before they kicked our asses legitimately instead of literally

a screenshot from Pokemon Sword & Shield of some characters in a football pitch.
Klara, a pink haired girl, is saying:
Seems like a great chance to show off just how toxic we can be!"

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

speedrunner siffrin can't see colour but all his splits will be GOLD

a screenshot from In Stars and Time of Siffrin saying "I will now figuratively and metaphorically run from this situation."

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

the amazing digital circus episode 9 - Remember (2026)

a picture of Tomodachi Life Living The Dream of a Mii that looks like Jax with long black hair. On screen is the sentence: It seems Jax missed her chance...

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Well, ain't that odd. Verrrry odd. I guess you must've had other things on your mind that day.

A picture of Columbo, pointing to his own head, with half of his face dramatically shadowed.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Hm? Isn't that... the day of the murder? I hardly see how that is appropriate to ask, Columbo, but I believe I solved it in three guesses. Why?

A picture of a Columbo villain appearing pensive.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

OH, wait, jus' one more thing - how did you do with the Wordle on, um... da 21st of June, 2023?

A picture of Columbo, smirking and looking at the camera.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Ahh, dat's it, Crane. Dat's the word. Good starter word. A classic. My wife is more of a "house" kinda lady, an' me, well, I just start with whatever word comes to mind. Funny dat. Well, I'll get out of your hai-

A picture of Columbo, smirking, with a hand at his chin in thought.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I-It's crane, Leutenant, I always start with crane, if you must know, now if you'll excuse me-

A picture of a smug looking Columbo villain.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

But you, well, you've always got 'dis system, 'dis way of doin' it. You start with a word, don't ya? Every day? What word was it again?

A picture of Columbo gesturing/pointing towards the camera.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Oh, jeez, well, you seem to be so much better at this Wordle gizmo than me. I swear, I get so caught up in figurin' out the vowels dat i'm five guesses in by the time I even know which way is up.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I'm cured of every mental ailment, the tortoises cured me

A picture of a woman feeding giant tortoises with carrots on a metal stick. The woman is smiling.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Partner took me to go touching grass and also made me look really wise and learned

A photo of a woman wearing a blue cap and round glasses, taken from behind the shoulder. She is staring at a lake in the distance.

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

irl social plans for the first time in seven weeks

Dark Souls "restored" text altered to say "Legs Shaved"

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Jam @erindromeda.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I know only the front he poses in the demo, but I have fast-tracked Betz onto my island and my populace will flourish from his presence I'm something of an artisan, a crafter of many a mii blorbo simulacrum #TruthScrapper #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream