iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

“So l open my door to my enemies And I ask could we [figure out some way for you to repair the harm] But they tell me to please go fuck myself” pretty much what happened

Excerpt from Pink Floyd’s “Lost for Words:”

So l open my door to my enemies

And I ask could we wipe the slate clean

But they tell me to please go fuck myself

You know you just can't win

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 01/10/2026

When I do my exercises, I always think of that one Futurama scene

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 16/09/2026

“Sorry I was two minutes late to therapy, my bra broke” is kind of a flex tbh

The hook part of my bra, torn clean off by the might of my bazooms

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 30/08/2026

allez chier, stí des colons / suck it, losers

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 11/08/2026

quote the energy you bring to bluesky

beer can with tasting notes printed near the rim: “plump & unfiltered”

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 09/08/2026

Sarah was my heart dog; she was basically me. All she ever wanted to do was run, sleep, eat, sleep, fart, sleep, snuggle, and sleep. Always dramatically.

A brindle-coated whippet / Plott hound mix. She’s lying on a couch cushion, and she’s folded herself into a tiny bundle.

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 13/07/2026

The cherry and wine colours are a little too close to each other, but drop one of ‘em and it’s an enjoyable palette.

My astrological signs represented as Pantone colours, somehow.

Scorpio sun, Black Cherry. Pisces moon, Deep Mermaid. Libra rising, Airy Peony. Scorpio Venus, Wine Velvet.

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 10/07/2026

Strange, that’s really close to what my rapist’s girlfriend told me: “There’s multiple perspectives on what happened that night”

skeet from Dianne Ames:

“Regarding Platner: I say the TRUTH is somewhere in between
Platner and his accuser.”

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 08/07/2026

Wow, give that chud the Andy Bernard prize for reading the vibe

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 08/07/2026

Library: “If you don’t come get this book in the next half-hour, we’ll FINE you” The book:

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 20/06/2026

Ok first, as others have said, if you ever see a “CAPTCHA” telling you to press random keys, it’s malware and don’t do it. Second…

Homer Simpson “Where’s the Any key?” edited so that he’s asking about the “Terminal” key

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 04/06/2026

pick a selfie from your gallery & turn it black or white

Silver-toned photo of Erin rocking curtain bangs and breasting boobily in a black scoop neck tee

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 24/05/2026

(agree with you but couldn’t resist the meme, I’m sorry)

Rosario Dawson recreating Rockwell’s Four Freedoms (source of the “guy stands up to talk” meme). Caption reads “It’s social media, not soapbox media.”

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 08/05/2026

Montréal, je suis en toi

Woman reclining on a bed, her hair splayed across the pillow. This photo could have been taken anywhere, but trust me she’s in Montréal

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 07/05/2026

you can remove a full disadulation from your account with one of these

One Schrute Buck from The Office. It resembles a US dollar bill, and it features Dwight Schrute’s photo with the words MOTIVATIONAL TOOL underneath

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 07/05/2026

estrogen is good shit (2008 vs 2026)

Left: some scraggly dude in a turtleneck

Right: silver-haired curvy goddess in a mesh top over a bra, pussy necklace nestled between her boobs

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 03/05/2026

Same! Changes are _still_ happening, and I just passed the eight-year milestone

Collage from last year of Erin at 0 years HRT through 7 years HRT. There is quite a bit more change after year 3 (the upper-right pic) than before. In the final pic, she hasn’t even bothered with makeup.

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SCARIN’ Paget @erindees.me · 02/05/2026

Found out the hard way: Hamilton has more than one train stop. Hoofed it and made it, tho. IN HEELS. One old guy to another, “Whoa. WHOA. Tall woman.”