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Erik Pitzer

@erikpitzer.bsky.social
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Senior Creative Manager. Dad. Darter. High handicap golfer. Go Dukes.

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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Moira Rose: Disgruntled Pelican
ALT: Moira Rose: Disgruntled Pelican
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*taps sign* Abolish VAR
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
VAR is evil. No goal can ever be purely celebrated as long as it exists.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Awful decision here.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Mattson is such a Western PA gem.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
No better way to learn Sacramento State is in the MAC.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He wisely opted for the toddler t-shirt instead of the cone of shame.
Sleepy doggo wearing a t-shirt
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Gah! My 10-year-old pup just came out on the (thankfully very positive end) of a procedure literally last week. I'll meme the shit out of him for another 5+ years!
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wait, what is this sudden influx??
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
*plays Chris Stapleton - Parachute* Go Dukes. #CharitibundiBowl
Donation of $21.16
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The promise of a Sentenceagami account is unlimited.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Now do Cris Collinsworth!
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
And Bob Griese!
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If you don’t listen on Winamp, I’m not sure it should count.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Haha, I’m so mad there are 50+ likes on this. He has ruined SNF for me.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Duke Dog close up with the threat “i am chaos” overlain.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
In hindsight, the Armed Forces Bowl was only special for JMU given the "first-ever bowl" nature. A CFP run is special for everyone, including the departing coach. I'm completely fine with Chesney staying through the season if he's truly willing. Mutually beneficial.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Me waiting to see @statsowar.bsky.social's Net Success Rate graphic for JMU/App State.
Sickos guy
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Okay, Pennsylvania sky.
Pink and green northern lights in Pennsylvania
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You had to say it.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
One nice thing about this ESPN drought on YTTV is remembering that @cbssports.bsky.social has incredible studio shows and segments for both college football and basketball.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If I hadn’t watched the Akron game, yes.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Build the statue!
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
An immensely entertaining read from @chaseakiddy.bsky.social for @jmusportsblog.bsky.social: jmusportsblog.com?p=12077
jmusportsblog.com
JMU at Liberty Preview
The Basics Matchup: JMU (1-1, 0-0 Sun Belt) at Liberty (1-2, 0-1 Conference USA) Kickoff: 3:30 p.m. ET, Williams Stadium in Lynchburg, VA Weather: 80 and Sunny. If you were hoping for a little late…
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
As a GeoGuessr nerd, can confirm.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Not perfectly comparable, but this instantly came to mind:
U2 album “Songs of Innocence” forced upon Apple devices.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman is crying and laughing with the words literally crying laughing above her
Alt: a woman is crying and laughing with the words literally crying laughing above her
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a young boy in a blue shirt is talking into a microphone while a woman looks on .
Alt: Laughing crying kid
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Even weirder: No Skenes start during that stretch.
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James Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Greg Brown said it oddly, but it appears the 2025 Pirates are the first NL team since the 1906 Cubs to score 37+ runs over a 4-game stretch while holding opponents to 4 total runs.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I feel like the @sickoscommittee.org needs to be alerted to this.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The darts are live on Peacock at MSG and it is GLORIOUS.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
There’s a lot of worthy NYT criticism out there, but this seems nitpicky. The protests are third in the hierarchy behind two other massively newsworthy stories, and still getting a ton of coverage.
Screenshot of NYT mobile app with U.S. Protests headline and a photo of a massive crowd.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
🥰
HAPPY SON! COYS!
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Nothing says “I’m speaking for the people” like two aggressive corporate m-dashes.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This could be good. Let’s get NERDY with this. Someone drop crowd density stats and some Google Map satellite measurements.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Opening day of #MarchMadness be like
Happy bus guy at 12:15 PM, sad bus guy at 2:15 PM
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Venmo feeds tonight be like 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
YES. 🥌
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Gross omission in the WBB tournament field. How is this not a tournament resume? barttorvik.com/ncaaw/team.p...
barttorvik.com
WBB T-Page for James Madison - Customizable College Basketball Tempo Free Stats - T-Rank
T-Rank College Basketball Ratings and Rankings. And fun.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Disappointing. Princeton has losses to Quinnipiac, Portland, and Duquesne. Their best win? Home vs. Villanova. (Who JMU beat on the road!)
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Checking in on @nmtchoops.bsky.social 👀
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Conference tournament games at home arenas are incredible.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is so good.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: Jeb! Please clap
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This just unlocked a memory of these TMNT desert pie things with green slime filling.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money .
Alt: a baby is throwing cash out of a window with the words "TAKE MY MONEY!!!"
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
TGL is perfect for random winter weeknight sports TV. Enjoying it so far.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
*freak winter thunderstorm belting out hail and a barrage of lightning* Ah, well, surely this is a good sign for 2025.
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Erik Pitzer @erikpitzer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Hell yeah, Red Panda!
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