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Erik Morrison

@erikmorrison.bsky.social
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🧙33, they/he, bi / @erikmoreover elsewhere / TTRPG lich and scribbler for @chicagogenius Icon: a drawing of Erik with reptile eyes, big eyebrows, glasses, and green hair Cover: a conspiratorial, roguish wink

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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New artwork alert! 🖥️👾🌙 I had the sublime pleasure to design the cover for @bryanonion.bsky.social's upcoming novel CLEAN MY ROOM, out spring 2027! So excited to share this project with him and now the world!
A moody, purple-tinged illustration of a messy desk with a 90s-era PC. The screen has yellow text in the style of a text adventure that reads "CLEAN MY ROOM" and the faceplate of the PC reads "BY BRYAN CEBULSKI" in place of a logo.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Vivi <(:
A small-scale painting of Vivi Ornitier from Final Fantasy IX, made with paint markers. He's looking wistfully upwards in front of a patterned green background.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm screaming
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
In case you're wondering I'm still on one about the horse girls
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
strange-foe-at-ohno-plateau.jpg
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
My therapist: You need stop fixating on “Rosy-Cheeked BG3 Death Shepherd.” It's not real and it can't hurt you. Rosy-Cheeked BG3 Death Shepherd:
“Baldur’s Gate 3” screenshot, highlighting a scary skeleton enemy ‘Death Shepherd’, whose portrait in the UI looks like it has adorable rosy cheeks for some reason. It looks like elementary school photo day for this skeleton
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
St. Baldursgate Tav’s Home For Cult Escapees And Other Adult Orphans
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I had a really good day today! I went on a date even! It went well and I felt cute in the photo I took before!!! (shout out to my ttrpg shelf for being such a delightfully risky flex on a dating app)
Erik stands in front of a bookshelf, prominently featuring how many RPGs they have and smiling gently. Is it a risky flex? Yes. please dear god play an rpg with me 

Erik has silver hair. They are wearing glasses and a black denim jacket, and a rad ‘The Green Knight’ tee.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Oh sick, just got a shipping confirmation email, can’t wait to get my
Natural wizard shorts
Size: L
Price: $40.00

(Screenshot of email. Photo of shorts: natural cotton beige with a wizard design.)
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
wow, okay edie
strikingly lit iPhone photo of a ginger tabby cat with orange-yellow eyes
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Repost with your favorite meme you’ve made
A fake spammy internet ad, for folks who are horny for their alderman. Lots of ugly .jpg compression, 5 different fonts.

LEFT: a gently smiling older white man in a suit in front of a US flag. A green bubble on the photo reads “Online - 3 wards away”

RIGHT: “Like Elected Officials? Local aldermen *desperately* want you.” Below, a blue “3D” button with monotext type: “Chat Now! >>” A message at the bottom: “Warning: these aldermen are HORNY!”
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Cut-Me-Own-Throat “C.M.O.T.” Dibbler, notorious street food vendor from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Hey, you should go check on your novelty wizard-in-a-geode decor, mine just got out
a novelty wizard-in-a-geode decoration, now out of the geode (also pictured, right). the wizard is holding an orb
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Tits or ass? Bro the way he was Incorruptible 🇫🇷🩸🔪
Maximilien Robespierre
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
oh are we getting the youth clarinetists together???
A young Erik shreds through a B♭ bass clarinet solo at some point in middle school jazz band in 2006. They’re wearing a fedora which would be “yikes” except they’re *also* wearing sunglasses and a black suit and they look pretty cool tbh. Pretty rad solo too, if I remember correctly
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I for one am having a very normal* walk home *well,
A closeup photo of a lawn decoration (?) in front of someone’s house at night. A *lot* of massive potted plants behind it give a lush backdrop. The chipped & faded ceramic sculpture is on a metal table at hip height. It is a stack of 3 smiling, round cartoon animals. From bottom: bulldog, housecat, owl
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
I gave edie a lil bit of whipped cream for her bday 🧡
Edith, orange tabby princess. She licks her nose after having a few choice tastes from a little saucer with a dollop of whipped cream on it, pictured.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
i could fix him
a painting of the character Christopher Carrion from Clive Barker's YA series Abarat. 

He is a gaunt, skeletal figure. He scowls at the viewer. His nose is partially absent or even decayed. His lips have scar marks. Around his head is a translucent glass collar filled with a red liquid. Tubes emerge from the back of his skull and flow into the collar; yellow, snake-like tendrils emerge from the tubes and float in the red liquid.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
IT’S EDIE’S BIRTHDAY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDIE
Edie, a ginger tabby, is curled into a tight ball on a sage green couch. In classic Edie fashion, she appears to be FURIOUS, despite being very cozy. She glowers to herself.

There’s a gray decorative pillow opposite Edie, featuring a 1565 woodcut of a fish-like grotesque creature from “Les songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (The Droll Dreams of Pantagruel),” likely artist François Desprez.Moments after the other photo in this post was taken:

Edie, a ginger tabby, is sprawled out on a green couch, with legs going in all directions. She’s the picture of cat-like joy and relaxation.

There’s a gray decorative pillow opposite Edie, featuring a 1565 woodcut of a fish-like grotesque creature from “Les songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (The Droll Dreams of Pantagruel),” likely artist François Desprez.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for “The Last Voyage of the Demeter” (2023). 

The “Plot” section contains only a quote from the studio for the movie, Universal Pictures and Amblin Partners. (A section is highlighted - in asterisks for alt text):

Strange and horrifying events befall the doomed crew as they attempt to survive the ocean voyage from Transylvania to London, stalked each night by a merciless presence onboard the ship: a legendary vampire known as Dracula. *When the Demeter finally arrives off the shores of England* it is a charred, derelict wreck. There is no trace of the crew.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
I’m so glad that this was google image result #2 for “asterion blingee” thank you internet
Asterion from baldurs gate 3 with a bunch of image edits. The word “babygirl” is at the bottom, in pink, with lots of sparkles
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Screenshot of Shadow of Mordor showing the “arena” mode which is basically the Roman coliseum but for orcs
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Tiq I regret to inform you that my character concept for bg3 is “the hottest orc that ever lived. The Gaston of orcs, but he’s a sweetie”
Erik’s baldurs gate 3 character Garmadh, a broad-shouldered orc fighter with green skin, face tattoos, and an asymmetrical hairdo. He’s wearing an old-school fantasy peasant shirt, with his impressive pecs visible in the V of the collar. He’s crossing his arms and frowning at the NPC wizard Gale, who is doing something pointless and showy. Gale is in a flashy purple robe and has a luxurious brown mullet. 

Gale: Be with you in a moment!

DIALOGUE OPTIONS:
1. What are you doing? (Highlighted)
2. Neat trick.
3. All that wizardry makes me uncomfortable.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
reskeet with a pic and your age 31 and 𝖇𝖔𝖌 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
Erik looks at the camera and frowns just enough for it to be a little hot. 

They have green hair and glasses. They’re wearing a baseball cap backwards (cool) and a white long-sleeved WIZARD OF EARTHSEA tee (cooler).
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Oh no
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
who wants to start a discord called “The Ping Barn” and then get these tats
Knuckle tattoos that say “PING BARN”
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
orange tabby ladies! Edie appreciates both Gemma and Eva
Edie, a ginger tabby with orange eyes, looks at the camera. She KNOWS she’s beautiful and rare
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
For discussion: I’ve had this table in my phone for years
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
It’s Link (hyrule warriors specifically)The sleepy time tea bear. So cozyGonzo and Rizzo from A Muppet Christmas Carol. Sadie is both of them and so am IKate Bush in a hawt outfit, belting 🖤
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
⚔️ 🔪
Erik shows off two blades: a druid’s knife from @sadieposting and a rapier purchased at the Renaissance fairway last year
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
no raff all chaff
rice chaff
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
hey I’m getting so excited for being in my core element at renfaire who else
Erik reclining on a unicorn-themed throne. Goblin ears, medieval tabard, kohl eyeshadow. VibingErik and their friend Matt looking fine af with VERY REAL elf ears. Erik has green hair and glasses, Matt has curly brown hair and a beard. Matt has a toy dragon on his shoulder.Erik “stirring a potion” inside the cauldron of a statue of a witch. Erik is dressed in medieval period garb, crouching in a goblin-esque pose and smiling evilly at the camera. A Renaissance Faire-ass sign that says “Land of Kush” in a gothic font
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
I think about it all the time!
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
worm
Ginger tabby cat stretched out in a way that looks very uncomfortable, but she’s clearly in hog heaven
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
what
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Oh???
Erik’s TTRPG bookshelf, groaning under the weight of unplayed games and various arcane tchotchkes
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
“The band with rocks in,” from Terry Pratchett’s Soul Music. A fantasy dwarf with a sax, a rock troll on drums, and of course Imp y Celyn on strings
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Can confirm re: san soo gab san - it’s criminally close to my apt and sometimes I can even smell it 😌
A delicious Korean BBQ repast @ san soo gab san in Bowmanville, Chicago
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
And some more ttrpg goodies bc I love drawing swords and spooky shit #art
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
I contain multitudes: I also do design + jokes at @chicagogenius.bsky.social #art
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Posting some #art bc I think it’s pretty sick tbh 😎 — first up is some of my work for @exeunt.press mörktober RPG art challenge last year!
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
I looked good tonight!!!🌵🏜️
Erik poses for a cute wedding bathroom selfie in a suede boot-stitched jacket and a bolo tie
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
bsky exchange:

@portdrift: hey is it hornier than usual 

@ohkafuimykafui: Yeah but my pronouns are she/her not it.
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
doing my western-wear grandparents proud
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Hosted a session 0 tonight and my god, the players are going to scare the shit out of some townsfolk
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
pray for me: I have T-48 hours until a wedding, no outfit, and a billion ideas. The biggest idea is this jacket:
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
I looked like this going to Barbie movie today
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Erik Morrison @erikmorrison.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Looking for a new bank? How about an Ơ̷̛͖͚̯̭̇͑̿̒l̴͍̺̹̝̒͛̏̆d̶̘̱̱̙̬̠̤͉̠̀̈́̔̋̀̒̉͂̄ ̵̠͖̠̗͙͍̳̞́̃͂Ó̸̧̤̤̲̫̮̝͋͐n̷̢͓̥̠̖̖̻̖̓̈́̈̿̂̃͠e̶̡̝͙͋͒͐͗͘
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