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Erik Krietsch

@erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
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Sr iOS Engineer @ Expedia Dad to three smaller humans Meat popsicle Chicago-ish [bridged from hachyderm.io/@erikk on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
We had a BLAST at the Chicago NSCoder / RevenueCat #Shipaton IRL event. So many good presentations, great conversations, and exciting apps coming to the App Store. Big, big thank you to @revenuecat for sponsoring the event and supporting independent developers 🙌 […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
LFG :blobfoxhyper2:
A message from my county’s election office:

Today 8:33 AM
Erik K, This is a message from
the DuPage County Clerk -
Election Division. Your ballot for
the upcoming election is in the
mail to you. Normal delivery
time is 5-7 business days.
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
A real comment on a PR: I’ll take “Tests I Never Thought Would Be Necessary”for $1000, Alex
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
This is revolutionary
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
This feels like a rite of passage kind of moment
A rejection of my app Carrot Kids chore tracker from App Store review
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
I finally killed the gnat or tiny fruit fly or whatever it was that had been flying around my desk for the past week. Praise be!
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
I’m not even sure who to be mad at about this awful Slack notification. Let’s just say Outlook. Outlook is always the problem.
Outlook (bot)
*Guests:* You _(organizer)_
now
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
The CEO of CoreCivic, the for-profit imprisonment company, is named Swindle. Can’t make this shit up. www.npr.org/2026/08/08/nx-s1-592388…
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Got a good group tonight at NSCoder Chicago! #shipaton swag teaser 😇
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
I'm not even really sure how to ask what I'm asking, but is there a way to get Rich Message Previews without sharing a web link? You might ask, "but Erik, what would you be sharing?" And my answer is, I don't know! I'm trying to figure that part out, and I think my answer depends on what's […]
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Currently working to convince Claude I’m right about something. As if the persuasion tax wasn’t enough already.
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
I'm cooking up something called Carrot Kids, aiming for a release sometime this summer. Stay tuned for updates! #carrotkids #buildinpublic
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026
“Surely this time should do the trick,” I reassure myself after hitting this button for the 293rd time this month on the exact same call/message
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
On re-reading the Murderbot Diaries, it’s a little concerning how much I can relate to someone who has difficulty coming to grips with their own self-worth
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Two words, two words, two words. Maybe three words.
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
@curtclifton saw you facilitating a couple labs this week—great job! You made it look easy!
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
My god the irony of daring fireball being impossible to read on the world’s most popular Apple device
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
I hate when Ezra Klein has topics/guests that I am genuinely interested in overcast.fm/+AAoiPXj9eAk
overcast.fm
This Is Why I Find Pema Chödrön So Essential — The Ezra Klein Show — Overcast
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
My kingdom for Slack to indent code properly when pasted
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/05/2026
Fear of failure. We become so afraid to fail as adults that it prevents us from trying. We only will accept a job or endeavor if we believe it will end in success. We think that trying and failing is a measure of worth. In a cruel twist of irony, this also prevents us from enjoying success.
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026
Many companies today are attempting to ship their software to multiple platforms at once. Goals and metrics which drive their organization are set by leadership who mostly only care about whether they can make good money number go up. Making good, idiomatic design decisions per platform becomes […]
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026
Unsubscribing from political texts is like fighting a hydra
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
Does it make me a bad Chicagoan if I just never really got into The Lawrence Arms?
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
omg what happens if I click that red badge??
Icon from a macOS desktop with a "Macintosh HD" label and a red badge ambiguously indicating deletion or removal
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026
Just now trying on my shirt from this year’s @DeepDishSwift. Wow, this thing is comfy! Thank you @joshdholtz and crew—it seems like a small thing but this is just their typical attention to detail. A+++ would conference again
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
I’m so used to how terrible Zoom is, I’m always genuinely surprised at FaceTime’s a/v quality.
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
FUCK. YES. dillingerfour.bandcamp.com/track/do… /cc: @nateb
dillingerfour.bandcamp.com
Don't Happy Be Worry, by Dillinger Four
track by Dillinger Four
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
@seanwolter I am not very good at listening to podcasts when they come out, but I was listening your tribute to the Mac Pro overcast.fm/+ABTUCbjGnU8 and the phrase you were looking for was “designed [themselves] into a bit of a thermal corner.” It was also the computer that brought us […]
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026
If Trump happened to die soon, would they name more or less things after him
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025
I set up monthly payment. You can too! social.growyourown.services/@FediTi…
social.growyourown.services
Fedi.Tips (@FediTips@social.growyourown.services)
Almost all the servers on Mastodon and the wider Fediverse are run by unpaid grassroots volunteers that pay their server's bills out of their own pockets. They don't sell your data or carry advertising, and they don't get any share of the donations given to the Mastodon etc software developers. Please consider donating to your server admin, they usually have donation links on your server website's "About" page. You can also ask your admin directly about how to donate. #FediTips
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025
Today’s Wikipedia page is “Robber Baron.” Any of this sound familiar?
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2025
We are sorry to see you go
Your Disney+ subscription has been
canceled
Sep 18
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2025
This is some crazy error messaging. I can't think of a single way to interpret this line as setting a value.
a line of Swift code reading:
if editMode?.isEditing == true { // some code }

And an error message reading:
Cannot assign to property: 'isEditing' is a get-only property
Optional type 'Binding<Bool>?' cannot be used as a boolean; test for '!= nil' instead
Replace 'editMode? isEditing' with '((editMode?.isEditing) != nil)'
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2025
it's one of those weeks
A message I posted in Slack that reads, "I'm about ready to walk down to the river and use my laptop as a canoe"
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2025
You guys stop it mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/11474…
mstdn.social
Please stop sharing this picture of JD Vance. The Vice President is not happy that it's going viral. JD's wife told reporters he is so upset that he hasn't left the couch all day. He's so distraught that he won't even let her go in the room.
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2025
"A gunman opened fire outside a suburban Detroit church, injuring a security guard. The gunman was killed after he was run over by a congregant in the parking lot and then shot by church staff" should have been a story read by a newscaster in Robocop (1987), not an actual event in 2025 […]
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2025
Super annoyed that one of my main motivations for wanting a Switch 2 is to play GameCube games
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2025
Move over, Like Cage—I’ve got a new catchphrase
A teabag package that reads, “SWEET CINNAMON SPICE”
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2025
Okay, hear me out: The HIG, but in EPUB format so I can read it offline.
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2025
This AI slop I found on Facebook… I’m sorry, but this is just really fucking funny to me.
An AI generated image meant to be of a woman holding a birthday cake, crying. The caption reads, “my 50th birthday, no husband, no kids, I baked the cake myself.” As though she took the time to bake the cake, light the candles, and pose for the photo of herself crying, only to post it to social media
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2025
This feels significant mastodon.tz.is/@khaost/114438785753…
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Khaos Tian (@khaost@tz.is)
Attached: 1 image Okay App Review approved this approach for now
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2025
To all the folks who I didn't get to say hi to at #DeepDishSwift, I'm sorry–but for those of you who are local or around for one more night, feel free to come see us at NSCoder tonight @ Expedia! www.meetup.com/nscoder-chicago/even…
meetup.com
NSCoder Night, Wed, Apr 30, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
NSCoder is back again! Join us for an evening of presentations and discussion related to Mac and iOS development. Whether you started on WebObjects or you just opened Swift
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2025
I caught this talk on the DDS live stream—I was blown away for the same reasons! mastodon.social/@mattiem/1144170791…
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Matt Massicotte (@mattiem@mastodon.social)
I didn’t fully understand how far @dlewisdev@iosdev.space has gotten in such a short amount of time. So impressive, and she’s just getting started!
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2025
Oh my god this is so much better mastodon.social/@ZevEisenberg/11437…
mastodon.social
Zev Eisenberg (@ZevEisenberg@mastodon.social)
Imagine a world where reading Swift JSON decoding errors didn’t require a Ph.D. I’ve seen newer developers encounter the description of a DecodingError and just assume it could not possibly contain useful information. Let’s change that. https://github.com/swiftlang/swift/pull/80941
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2025
Even if you’ve missed the sale, Wipr 2 is worth paying for mas.to/@mipstian/114370748157611602
mas.to
Kaylee’s Apps (@mipstian@mas.to)
✨ Wipr 2 is 40% off today only! ✨ I’d say “snatch it now” but it looks like you’ve noticed 😅 Enjoy! 💜
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2025
My best score is 1 mastodon.social/@nicklockwood/11435…
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Nick Lockwood (@nicklockwood@mastodon.social)
Flappy Swift: a Swift Webassembly game by Simon Leeb https://sliemeobn.github.io/flappy-swift/
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2025
Haha I just sent Obsidian into infinite recursion by accidentally embedding a reference to the file I was viewing
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2025
I was messing with Swift Charts for the first time this past weekend. Boy, if you thought discoverability for SwiftUI was rough, let me tell you about Swift Charts. I *think* it’s a brilliant approach to making just about any kind of chart you can imagine, but I’ll be darned if I can learn how […]
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2025
Cory Booker going off youtube.com/live/-tQnm19ZTD0?si=yBy…
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Erik Krietsch @erikk.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2025
Tucker Carlson, don’t look!
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