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Tanith

@erikatanith.bsky.social
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Hyperactive photographer and chicken mama. Keep out of reach of red food colourant. Ⓥ🌈☿

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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Tempting offer, but I think I'll skip it this time
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Well this just made me cry.
Trustpilot 5* Review reads as follows: 
"Jackpot
We hit the wedding photographer jackpot when we booked Erika for our special day. Prompt, professional and generally lovely from the outset, with excellent communication.
Erika made the day itself even better by keeping stress levels to a minimum, going with the flow and still getting all the shots we wanted as the opportunities arose. She was simultaneously non-intrusive while also being everywhere and capturing every single joyful moment that happened, including the best candid portraits of our loved ones that I could possibly imagine.
The photos themselves are gorgeous; beautifully shot, with atmospheric lighting and a wonderful eye for detail. They are a precious record of the happiest of days and treasured memories.
She’s also a decent, genuine good egg with a kind soul, and charges entirely reasonable fees.
Hopefully I won’t need the services of wedding photographer again myself but would happily recommend her to anyone else in a heartbeat. ❤️"
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Tenth place out of several thousand entrants isn't bad though.
ISPWP Award of excellence, 10th place for wedding ceremony photography - Winter 2025
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Cat pecks your shins until you pick her up and pet her. She's a chicken who knows what she wants! #AvianArmy #chickens #TeamCat
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Quite chuffed with myself
Duolingo award for 2000 day streak
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I'm about to lose my patience with this lettuce. I just shouted at a cucumber. I haven't even started on the set! #FoodPhotographerThings
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Been taking pictures. Persian Munchies in Benwell if anyone's interested
Flat lay photography of Iranian kebabsFlat lay food photography of Iranian zereshk poloFlat lay photography of Iranian lamb shank with riceFlat lay photography of Iranian kebabs
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It's not that I hate change, I just hate the new Duo icons because they're terrifyingly hideous and creepy
The end screen of a duo level showing a thicc green unicorn with an owl's face. It is probably even worse than you imagineI'm not describing this,  it's too weird. Sorry.
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
have another one
Dark night sky with bare branches and a sickle moon
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Been having a play. Whaddya think?
Bare birch trees silhouetted against the night sky
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
We don't get it often, but it's pretty when we do. This is taken from my bedroom window over part of my garden
A snowy scene in NE England. A garden with lots of trees, and a good six inches of the white stuff
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Muted rainbow toenails being watched over by Tiny Kevin.
Multicoloured toes and a house chicken
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Feeling pretty low at the moment. I'm struggling to get clients, even though I'm reasonably priced and an excellent photographer. It feels like every creative is more successful than me. I try so hard; my aim is to capture emotions & genuine moments. I don't understand what's not working.
Bride, groom, and their entourage heading through the woods to get picturesWedding guests shaking their thing on the dancefloorBridesmaids choking up watching the wedding ceremonyBride and groom ducking some over-enthusiastically thrown confetti
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Just found this old flowchart I made for people to work out which of my chickens they were looking at. I think I'm funny at least.
flowchart to work out which pet chicken you're looking at. Questions are along the lines of: how big is this chicken? Is she cute or terrifying?
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Mr P bought me a herbal tea advent calendar. It arrived late, so I'm enjoying day 4 in the bath. Just done my German Duolingo lessons, and i'm about to pick up a book. I'd forgotten what relaxation feels like.
A multicoloured array of single sachet pukka teabags hung on the wall
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Okay, so an extra 5 mins has made it crispy on the outside with an explosive slurry centre! Hooray! It's actually quite nice
Crispy tofu with a gooey middle. Tastes better than it looks, I promise!
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Disappointingly it is neither crispy or contains explosive slurry. Putting it back in the air fryer in case it's just under
Boring old tofu
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Can't imagine why no one was buying these. On sale for 79p. Yes I bought a pack.
Lime green packet of "filled tofu" with "explosive slurry"
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
We called her Smeagol because she was bug-eyed and scratty. She's feathered nicely, and now I keep calling her Smiggy. I am considering giving her her own Bluesky account: Smiggy Smiggerson, chook Noir, 1930s detective. Whaddya think?
A very tiny hen with feathery feet
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
How have I just this minute learned that Walter Carlos was actually Wendy! The architect of one of my favourite pieces of all time (her Moog version of a Funeral March for Queen Mary by Purcell is sublime) was trans. Back in the 70s no less! Freakin awesome.
A Clockwork Orange: Walter Carlos's Complete Original Score
(1972) 12" vinyl cover art
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Ah yes, the well known government suppression of sunshine. Also kinda certain it's the GOP who are against stem cells?
RFK rant screengrabbed from twitter: "FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals, and anything else that advances human health that can't be patented by Pharma. If you work in the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records,  and 2. Pack your bags. "
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
STOP THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING. THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
Four tiny sablepoot chickens sitting on a bench. L - R: Smeagol, Merry, Mithrandir, and Pippin.
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I gift you one picture of four cute birds. Hope that works!
Four very tiny chickens sitting on a bench
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I wish I understood what it is that I'm doing wrong. My bookings are down but, if anything, I'm getting better at my craft.
Bridal prep, with the bride getting her hair sprayed in a dark blue roomNewly wedded couple, standing in the summer grass, in NorthumberlandA couple getting married by candlelight at Newcastle CastleA young couple, newly married, stand against a dramatic sky, with Roseberry Topping in the distance
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I don't know who the artist is, but they understand me right now
Four panel comic of a girl asking her brain for some serotonin. The brain says "oh jeez, let me just see where I put - ", and then sicks its middle finger up at her. She flips the bird right back.
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Put some decor out to attract the trick or treaters. I'm hoping that the Blair Witch style handmade wreath complete with rat skull is actually creepy. If you shake it, you can feel the dessicated brain rattle around inside.
Homemade autumn wreath hung on a wooden door. The wreath is made of grass, bracken, sticks and a rat skullRat skull hung from a wreathCute porch complete with carved pumpkin, rat skull door wreath, and vase of dead sticksCarved pumpkin on a brick gatepost
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Incitatus is broody again. She's cute when she's angry (volume up for cute growls) #AvianArmy
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Why did nobody tell me how big wombats are? I've been blindly assuming my whole f-ing life that they were the size of a fat house cat and then this bastard turbs up weight 40KG!
a man holding a wombat that is bigger than he is
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
It's so hard. i miss her so much
tiny chickin snoozing
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Rimmer has come in for a snack and a cuddle. Another who didn't lay enough eggs for her human overlords, she is now a fancy lawn ornament. She's a smeghead on occasion, but we love her #AvianArmy
Fancy Polish chicken looking down on us all
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
The banties got locked out of their shed one night when high winds shut the gate. Everyone else settled near the coop, in the open and getting wet, but not Killi. Killi went to the fatty coop and nested in a safe, warm corner. See: smart #AvianArmy
Curious killi
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Silkies are an ancient Chinese breed, but didn't make their way to the UK until the 1800s when they often appeared in sideshows as a cross between a chook and a rabbit. Killi is very smart, but likes to play dumb. If she ever saw a rabbit she'd probably lure it to its death, and profess innocence
Very soggy teenage killi
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Silkies have fibromelanosis: black hyperpigmentation of the skin and... everything. Muscle, bones, heart, she's black to the core (so metal). Other than that, Killi is a softie. She likes lullabies, scrambled egg, worms, and going to bed early like an old lady #AvianArmy
All the boys fancy her
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Killi a.k.a Mister Kilmeister, was our very first chook. We think she was hatched around Dec 2016, and was unwanted because she wasn't "show standard". She's a bantam beardless silkie with 4 toes instead of the standard 5. She loves being a mama and raises independent babies #AvianArmy
A young black silkie chicken, who knows how fabulous she is, posing for the camera. Her choppy hair-do and sassy expression tell you that here's a chook who knows what she's all about.
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Killì seems to be responding well to her meds. Our longest standing flock member and she still hates human floors. Likes kisses on the back of her neck, queen of the screaming, jumping run-fly #Killi #AvianArmy
Beautiful black silkie chickie
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Cyril still hates having her photo taken, but she's fluffed out nicely since moving in
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Longest standing flock member Mister Kilmeister has an infection. I told her off. Too soon baby girl! Besides, it's her 9th birthday in January, so she has to stick around for cake #AvianArmy
Fluffiest and blackest of silkie chooks, Killì is eyeing up a plum on a low hanging branch
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
The first ever pictures of Noot! You can feel the sass! Turns out we got her on the 11th of December 2020. Almost four years #TeamNoot
Cyril, K2, and Noot NootWith her friendsSuper sassy, straight for the cameraThis is my good side!
Ron in the background.
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
I just found a feather in my office and I'm a soggy mess again. I also found this old pic of Le Noot when she was in her prime and shouting for treats from the kitchen table. My tiny Queen ❤️ #TeamNoot
A youthful Noot looking very red in the comb
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Her absence is still so keen. All the little things we did together aren't happening. All the things I did to make her happy are pointless. Today has been hard #TeamNoot
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Last night was awful. Every spot is somewhere she isn't. Our morning routine was me getting coffee, and following her to the mirror chicken for a communal preen. But not today. For no more days. At least I have memories of many happy times #TeamNoot
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
She was so perfect. I can't stop crying #TeamNoot
Noot with the mirror chickiesSunny office NootGrass eating NootShoulder Noot
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Mr P suggested bringing Marshmallow Fluff in for hugs as we're so sad. She is angry at being loved
Angry chicken in a blanket
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
I'm heartbroken guys. She's gone. #TeamNoot
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
We have some new meds to try, but I'm not holding out much hope. Enjoying the hugs while I can #TeamNoot
Poor sickly chickie girl. Noot (the best house chicken ever) under a red towel, being super cute
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Just as we thought she was getting better. Noot has just started passing blood. I'm scared this is it guys #TeamNoot
Best chicken ever
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
In my defence, retouching was minimal because he had great skin and the lighting was on point
Acting headshot (uncropped) of a guy in his early 30s, white skin, dark hair, looking to camera
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Calm as a mill pond here, but the beeb says 5929knots. I think it's a bit off
BBC forecast showing light rain and impossibly high winds
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
It's been just shy of 5 years since we lost Chico Santana. She was my bestie. We found her, took her home, cleaned her up, and loved her. I still miss her ever so much. The first pictures on my camera roll are of her #AvianArmy
Chico the chook pecking the lensChico in the grassChico wondering if those beans can be stolenChico asking to be picked up for a cuddle
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Tanith @erikatanith.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Hey #TeamNoot. Ya girl went to the vet this morning. She's had a crop stimulant, and reassurance that I've been doing everything right for her. It's good to know, but they're isn't much else we can do. Advised to give pineapple juice, so fingers crossed for her ❤️
A very sick, very special chickie
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