Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026OMG, this is so much fun it's crazy. destroy.spritefusion.com 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I finally got a WTF configuration I'm happy with and find helpful 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026For people who like to ask me, "Would you talk that away in front of your kids?" First off, my "kids" are 28 years old, and the joke is on you; our family chat is unhinged. The real fact is I've always filtered myself more on social media than I ever did with my family, regardless of age 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026New family members. Bruce (Wayne), Clark (Kent), and John (Constantine). Didn't go to the rescue with the goal of adopting 3 kittens, but they are brothers and I couldn't separate them. 020
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A language that taught half the internet to code, runs on basically every shared host on Earth, and still powers your grandma's blog from 2009. Respect the legacy. Respect PHP. 💚 030
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My migration from `composer global require` to `cpx` has begun. 120
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wife: Have a good time at LaraconUS but please don’t come home with a bunch of conference stuff Me: No worries. I have enough conference shirts and swag for a life time … Also me: But I didn’t have a keyboard with a “Merge It” key 😁 Jokes on her. She married me ❤️ 120
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Day 1 of LaraconUS is done. Lots of walking around and catching up with friends 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Not exactly the text message you wanna get from your kid when they’re almost 3000 miles away. To be fair, my response wasn’t very fatherly 001
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Walking around Boston before some of the LaraconUS social events start. And you know I’m going to find m elePHPants in the wild. 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Looking forward to my visit to Boston and LaraconUS next week. Hoping to hang out and catch up with some friends. Make sure you say "Hi" if you see me. 040
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is going to be a little bit of a story. A story and an initial feature test. Using filamentphp and Postiz, I created one of my favorite tools. 200
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Throwback, Laracon 2016 - Louisville, KY with @taylorotwell.bsky.social and @marcusmoore.bsky.social. 120
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I'm not someone who prides himself his graphic arts skills. But I have to say, I HATE FONTS. You would laugh at me if I told you how much time I wasted trying to find a font that had a K in this style. Tried several "What font is it" sites and they all failed me. Eventually I found something close. 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026jstek.io @johncongdon.bsky.social and myself for a complete breakdown of this year's PHP Tek 2026 (@phparch.com). We'll discuss the highs, the lows, and what's in the future, as well as our normal PHP rhetoric and tomfoolery. PHP Architect YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/live/iNn7wZVReBE 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I feel so honored to be part of this @phparch.com team, and I am so proud of the hard work they put into PHP/JS Tek. It was a wild one, but I'll save that tea for the podcast this Thursday. 083
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Thanks to Savio Resende (and his wife) for these awesome magnets he made for PHP Tek. 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If you’re coming to #phptek and didn’t already know this, there is a minor league baseball team about 3 miles from the hotel venue. TheChicagoDogs baseball is worth the visit. Tickets and concessions are all reasonably priced. 110
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Chicago bond. Looking forward to see you all at #phptek next week. Not too late to purchase a ticket at phptek.io 120
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026MySQL 9's native VECTOR type lets PHP devs add semantic search & AI similarity to existing apps—no extra vector DB needed. Full-scan works great at small-to-medium scale. Full walkthrough with PHP & Laravel examples. shocm.me/posts/2026-04-30-mysql9-ve… 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026𝗣𝗛𝗣 𝗧𝗲𝗸 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗜𝘀 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵 — 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗕𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 shocm.me/posts/2026-04-13-php-tek-2… 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I’ve been thinking about this for a while. With the rise of AI, I’m spending more time in tools like Claude Code, then jumping into NVim when I need to tweak or track something down. So I finally did it. I’m stepping away from PhpStorm. At least for now. 1/5 310
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Wife and I are having some adult beverage time. 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Hockey night in San Diego with the family 020
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It's good to know someone with a good 3D printer. @johncongdon.bsky.social printed me this awesome stand for my HomePod mini. 100
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026End of an era. The Black in Ocean Beach is closing after 57 years. I lived in OB, and The Black was a landmark. A piece of San Diego counterculture that somehow survived all the changes around it. Gonna miss that place. bit.ly/3ZiQxrN 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Check out my interview about this years PHP Tek and @jstek.io in Chicago. www.phparch.com/podcast/community-c… 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 22/01/2026We’re live-streaming the @phparch.com PHP Podcast today at 𝟯 𝗣𝗠 𝗣𝗧. Bring your hot takes and your “it works on my machine” energy. 😄 Join us: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4rn6O5GAh8 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Hey, come and hang out with @johncongdon.bsky.social and me for today's live recording of the @phparch.com Podcast. We are kicking off in about an hour and a half. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kFJRTSYc5M 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Had a special "in studio guest" today. My kid brought her dog Ollie. She looked at us and said "You make Ollie look normal sized". For those who don't know me, I'm about 6'4. 070
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025@johncongdon.bsky.social and I will be doing our PHP Podcasting thing in about an hour. Not sure what we are going to talk about this week. Obvious PHP Tek and JS Tek. SOC 2 might come up. 🎙️ Join us live on our YouTube channel www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcZ5K51NmE 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Locked and loaded. Going live in about 10 minutes. Come and hang out with us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNCyf9-LnHA 041
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Just a reminder to my friends out there, this is happening today. 3 PM PT on the @phparch YouTube channel youtube.com/@phparch You can also be part of the show by joining the PHP Architect Discord: discord.phparch.com 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025FTR, they are still live streaming tomorrow with special guest @azjezz.bsky.social. All these streams can be watched on the @phparch.com YouTube channel www.youtube.com/@phparch 010
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Got a preview of @mattstauffer.com of @tighten.com recorded interview with @mikepagedev.bsky.social and @ccmiller2018.bsky.social on PHP Alive and Kicking, which will air on Friday this week. One of my favorite people in the PHP world. I highly recommend checking it out when it's released. 240
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Join me and @johncongdon.bsky.social in about 20 minutes for this week's live stream of the @phparch.com Podcast, where we talk about PHP, the PHP Community, and cool projects. See if this week is the week I totally lose it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh3zuLPRCg4 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2025We are having another one of our "Mystery Guest" episodes for this week's @phparch.com Podcast. The mystery is how we let this person talk us into letting them on the show. Come check it and hang out with us at 3 PM PST (about 35 minutes) www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlNXoKdH8jQ 112
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 02/08/2025You have to know I’m not going to a new place and not catch a ballgame 040
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I might have stolen a Lambo from @taylorotwell.bsky.social yesterday at the golf tournament 🚗 No regrets. My life of stealing exotic car has officially begun 020
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Have you ever had one of those weeks where all you are doing is waiting for the weekend to get some project done, and then the weekend gets here and you're like "Nah, I'm good" 050
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I have so many questions. 1 How did they come up with this? 2 What made them think that this was OK on any level? 3 Where can I get one? 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Kid decided to take up Ruby. I think I’ll just watch from the sidelines, thank you very much. 100
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I have to admit, this is an image I never thought I would see: Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds. www.reddit.com/r/pic... 000
Eric Van Johnson @ericvanjohnson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025If you listened to last week's podcast you have an uneventful idea what's going on. If not, plumbing issue. Now my houses sounds like an airport runway. 000