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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

What if Lindsay Graham's "sister" turns out to be Lindsay Graham in drag? I would watch the fuck out of that sit-com.

Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Boycott Chevron. In California I’m seeing these signs at all Chevron stations, not once mentioning the price of gas is up because of Trump’s war. It’s propaganda. You can call to complain at 1 (925) 842-1000 …And please share this and spread the word.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

LinkedIn is like if the 8th circle of hell was a networking party.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I wouldn't piss on that guy if he was on fire. I'd throw a blanket over him and roll him on the ground, then call an ambulance. Seriously, what kind of perverted first aid training did you get?

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I did not see "Hoppers" this past weekend, but you should. See it this past weekend, I mean. Scientists will eventually develop time travel. It will take centuries, but it will happen. Leave a note for future time travelers to come back and get you, then pop back a few days. You're welcome.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

This flu feels like I've been run over by a very soft bus.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

How did I never notice that Kirsti Noem's kevlar is a crop top?

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Pro tip for etsy sellers: If you put the word "Tactical" in front of anything, you can charge MAGAs 50% more for it.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

One of the images you're guaranteed to see if you make it to the Pop Cultured With Jimmy Pardo show at the Pasadena Ice House this Saturday! #truth #elonmuskwithadickonhisface www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Shameless self-promo! I'm lucky to be head writer for the live comedy game show "Pop Cultured with Jimmy Pardo." This Saturday's guests are Kevin Pollak, Andy Daly, and Andrea Jin. At the Pasadena Ice House, Sat 2/7 at 7PM! If you miss it you will suck! Truth! www.showclix.com/event/ice-ho...

showclix.com

Pop Cultured w/Jimmy Pardo

Tickets for Pop Cultured w/Jimmy Pardo in Pasadena from ShowClix. LIVE IN THE LEGENDARY ROOM! Ice House doors open at 6:00pm. Show Starts at 7pm. **21+ with a 2 item minimum per seat in the showro...

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

They say Trump's name appears over 38,000 times in the new batch of Ep$tein files. To give you some idea of what a huge number that is, if you said the word "Trump" once per second 38,000 times, it would take you 10 hours, 33 minutes, and 20 seconds. Go try it. I'll wait.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Oh f*** no! Not Catherine O'Hara! She was one of the funniest, most brilliant people on the planet. Just go back and watch everything from her SCTV characters to Moira on Shitt's Creek, and you. can see her comedic genius in all it's beautiful glory. This hits hard. :( deadline.com/2026/01/cath...

deadline.com

Catherine O’Hara Dies: Beloved ‘Schitt’s Creek’, ‘SCTV’, ‘Home Alone’ Actor Was 71

Catherine O’Hara, the beloved, multi-award-winning actor, writer and comedian died today at her home in Los Angeles following a brief illness. She was 71. O’Hara launched her extraordinary career as o...

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I am taking a time out from outrage for the next four hours. But I'm sure I'll get back in the game quickly enough.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Naming a naval vessel after yourself is like claiming you have a big dick. It’s only meaningful if someone does it on your behalf.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

In my secret life I am co-founder of a canned cocktail company, and yes, you can use our Grisly's Cosmic Black to make some damn fine waffles. Can BuzzBallz say that??

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Look, it's not Pam Bondi's fault the Epstein files were written in black ink on black paper.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Business idea: An AI server farm in Alaska so instead of needing hundreds of gallons of water to cool the machines you can just open the window. I'm taking investors.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I'm not buying a new iPhone until Tim Cook steps down. "But," I hear you protest, "Sure he's shamefully kissed Trump's ass, but at least he hasn't come up with a single innovation since he took over Apple and their entire product line has languished in a swamp of mediocrity."

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Jingle Bell Rock is neither. Debate me.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

In the Star Wars universe are there *actual* falcons? We've never seen one. I mean, for all we know that word means something completely different, and that ship is really called "The Millennium Scrotum."

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I'm doing my part to get this corollary into common usage.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I saw an exec say they'll use AI to make a movie in two hours, not getting that no one will go to see it. Right now all of us can use AI to generate a painting just like Picasso. If we put these in a museum do you think anyone would go see them? No. Because AT ITS HEART, AI ART IS DISPOSABLE.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

On Mondays, it's not what fresh hell is this, it's what hell went sour over the weekend that's now stinking up the whole country?

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Winning a peace prize from a soccer league is as stupid and meaningless as winning a peace prize from a soccer league.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Self-promotion! One of the things I do is co-run a small beverage company, and we're in the actual goddamn cooler at our Total Wine store. It's rare for a big chain to give up their cooler space for a small brand. It might be because the robot mothman threatened them. I'm not sure.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Let this be a lesson to all Virginia raccoons out there.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Is this the one where Garfield murders that Turkey with his teeth and eats the carcass raw?

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Well, this is going to make my football dip shopping list way more difficult.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Take my online seminar to learn how to monetize the awkward facade you're forced to show the public-- sorry, I mean "Leverage your personal brand!"

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I'm with all the people who think the 100% GOP turnaround on releasing the Epstein files smells like bad fish and bullshit. Those files are going to be scrubbed of Trump and all GOP involvement. I'd put money on it. Money I'd be happy to lose if I'm wrong.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Recommend a science fiction novel to me. I need a new one.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Wow. When Epstein calls you a bad person, that's like Josef Mengele saying you need to dial it back a little.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

God damn it! Why so I never get it right? #framedwtf

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Everyone, calm down! The problem is not Chuck Schumer. The problem is all the cowardly shit Chuck Schumer does.

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Eric Trueheart @erictrueheart.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

So now President Sinewy Sixpack is denying visas to people who are overweight? Any way we can get him out of the country so he'll be stopped at the border? Maybe tell him the McRib is back in Bolivia. www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

thetimes.com

Overweight? Good luck getting a US visa, Trump administration says

The state department hopes to deter taxpayer-reliant immigrants with costly health conditions, including cancer, obesity and asthma

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