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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BennyBennyBennyBenny
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he is 12 today
BennyBenny's birthday
Tuesday, Oct 6, 2026
All-day
Repeats yearly
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THAT'S SCARY…
I DON'T KNOW...
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Marge saying to shoot the sheriff
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my favorite saying
IT'S 100 FLOORS OF FRIGHTS
THEY'RE NOT ALL GONNA BE WINNERS
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alternatively, there are always Stardew Valley mods
Slightly worse grandpa bedPlaying table tennis on Slightly worse grandpa bed
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“well of course he’s a grifter, i know this”
Well of course
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it definitely does not naturally invite cozy vibes, especially when this is one of the more prominent memes
MAHJONG
CAUSES GREAT DAMAGE TO THE HUMAN SPIRIT
WITHOUT A SINGLE BENEFIT.
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
from 12 years ago?
Macklemore
apologises for 'Jewish caricature' costume
• 20 May 2014
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mr smith goes to Washington
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
blue eyes
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a decade later and it’s still relevant
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TRUMP
AND WANT HIM TO RULE US LIKE A KING
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
so rude
hand crossed squirrel
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Raul Julia as M Bison
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
can’t wait for my “user was blocked for this post” moment
Your reminder that Jared Kushner is not an employee of the US government.someone should tell Hakeem Jeffries that
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the San Francisco 49ers were named after the Scooby Doo Villain, but that’s not a movie
Miner 49er
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My dialect map
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
))<>((
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
these look aspirational now
Biden I did that
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
state fair this morning
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know it’s the whole joke but
Nanao from RAD
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social finally, my jong
My character at the Mahjong Vendor
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
when I do go to sleep on time and it works
Don’t like it
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
real
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
does this one count
I'm in Love with the Villainess
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
sad
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
there is a lot of shit like this
Meetings
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
season 3
Season 3
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I mean kind of but like also
Meetings
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
get your screenshots in now
Twins Wild Card
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
nirvanna the band the show the movie
ONE...
LAST...
PLAN.
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
when they ask what must flow
SPICE
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Floreda
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Most people rejected His message.
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because
He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
yes
Kirby tasty
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
unrelated gif of a funny moment from wild wild west
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we’re living in the fake universe in “reverse the curse”
Ted moves in with his father Marty when he develops a fatal illness. To keep him happy and alive, Ted enlists Marty's grief counsellor Mariana and friends to fake a Red Sox winning streak.
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the rest of the crew
Ice books
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Two copies of It Took Luke
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Most people rejected His message.
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because
He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
no one has made this joke before?
ball worship sacrilegious
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
F-ZeroNormalF-Zero XShocked
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
DAAAANG!
THAT LOOK GOODI
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jared Yates Sexton e
@JYSexton
I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
10:37 AM - 11 Jul 2017
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
in case anyone doesn’t remember the old commercial
Make 7 Up Yours
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this book title has been stuck in my head for a long long time
I’m Just Here For MORE FOOD by Alton Brown
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your bloody scare-ic 🧛‍♂️⚾️🀄️ @ericplais.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
Mitch McConnell proof of life photo
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