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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve never related to Scott Jennings harder than just now on CNN when he made a reference to Chance the gardener and nobody else at the table got it

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yesterday morning people were speculating as to whether Senator Eric Schmitt would be a good fit as JD Vance’s running mate. Then came his wipeout in the Jack Smith hearing and everyone was like, “Oh yeah, he’s definitely dumb enough.”

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The president says if we just expect tech companies to self-police their A.I. it will all probably turn out fine. Also while we’re at it he thinks if we could just make the Constitution a self-policing thing that would be super convenient for him.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love 30 Rock the way I love one of those dioramas in a museum’s miniatures exhibit. I’ll often think back to the artistry of the detail work on that one little credenza but the work as a whole doesn’t colonize my soul like one of the great paintings in the gallery upstairs

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Shame on you,” the murderous indicted fraudster said to the UN General Assembly. Later he’s scheduled to address the Council on Grotesque Irony.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If the president wants the media to report that he does good things, he should consider trying to do good things.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Marcy Kaptur was attacked by her opponent for her purported support of trans folks. So her campaign came out against trans folks. Now instead of about half of the electorate being mad at her, 100% of the electorate is mad at her. So mission accomplished, it’s a nice round number.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

President Trump has barred the White House to anyone who makes him look bad, including CNN, Politico, and reality.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well, fine: if that’s how they feel I won’t even submit to the Yale Drama Prize next year, that’ll show them. (If you’re in the sliver of my online friends who gets that joke, good luck with your continued playwriting endeavors.)

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“I worry about the dangers of AI.” “It’s not a big deal.” “AI agents go rogue and hack systems.” “They’re just following flawed prompts.” “Donald Trump says the existential threat of AI is a hoax.” “Oh shit. Really? Okay it’s definitely real, time to panic.”

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Okay I would like to work for Katie Dippold

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you don’t think Trump can do comedy, consider how he hosted an enormous convention celebrating how much more alert and awake he is than Sleepy Joe, and then basically went straight from there to a somber 9/11 memorial where he promptly and publicly fell asleep. The setup! The timing!

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Was bantering with the barista and in response to something I said he laughed and said “That’s a really good joke” and long story short this is the biggest tip I’ve ever left.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Yes the president offered to give everyone $5000 if the Republicans win the midterms but I don’t know if it legally counts as vote-buying bribery if he’s totally lying to us

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Trump’s desperately spending taxpayer money on ballrooms and arches so he won’t be forgotten by history. In response, history looked at all the people he killed and said “Don’t worry, bro. Won’t forget.”

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Take it from someone who watched “Report to Murphy” all six times it aired: no lies detected

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

In memoriam, today fish will be flying their bicycles at half staff.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Yes, Coyote vs Acme is clever and funny and visually ingenious and catnip for Gen-Xers, but it also includes at least one genuinely moving moment which is more than I found in this season’s Nolan or Spielberg. Well-played, Wile E.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The president has won the trade war with Canada by changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America. And he’s won the actual war with Iran by changing the meaning of “failure” to “success.” Please make a note of it.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Darline Graham has won the Republican runoff to complete the Senate term of her brother, Lindsay, and she’ll be very excited to proceed as soon as someone tells her what the Senate is,

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The same people who heard Jimmy Kimmel’s words and thought he was making fun of a murder now hear Jon Ossoff’s words and think he was smearing Natalie Harp, we gotta open the schools.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If you thought that aide’s letters to Trump apologizing for existing were cringe, just imagine the ones she’s writing him now apologizing for becoming the lead news story.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

President Trump would like to let everyone know that everything with the country's going great, no issues, no concerns, but oh yeah just one little thing, does anyone happen to have a spare $40,047,426,000,000 he could borrow?

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Recent dispatches from the White House: * Vandals sabotaged the reflecting pool * Vandals killed the grass on the National Mall * Vandals pooped the president’s pants

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’ll admit I never expected to feel nostalgia for President Biden’s alertness and agility.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The bad news is that Iran continues to pose a deadly threat to American service members. The worse news is that Pete Hegseth poses an even deadlier threat to American service members.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Probably ICE agents are hoping that if they just keep saying that everyone they meet is trying to hit them with a car, eventually one of these times maybe it won’t be a lie.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The Trump presidential monument will be finished as soon as someone figures out how to sculpt him huddling inside a catering container

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Recent polls indicate that Americans are just about as skeptical of President Trump’s cognitive abilities as they were of President Biden’s. When reached for comment, the president responded “potato salad.”

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

True, the latest jobs report was dire, but don’t worry, President Trump’s on top of it. He’s already directed his justice department to find a US Olympian to blame it on.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Granted, his WHCD monologue was a disaster. But to be fair, we didn’t elect Trump to be a comedian. We elected him to raise prices, start wars, and spread disease.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Warning me that a film adaptation isn’t faithful to its source is like warning me that a car isn’t blue. It’s a problem if I prefer a car to be blue but as it happens I neither need nor expect it to be.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Find yourself a lover who's as obsessed with you as Rand Paul is with Anthony Fauci.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I noticed there’s some discourse happening about comedy in theater and I just wanted to single out B Street Theatre for doing it right (and @newplayexchange.bsky.social for spotlighting their work). Comedy tonight and also comedy tomorrow, why not.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Just got out of seeing The Odyssey and boy am I hungry for some cave cheese

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

As a non-Michigander I don’t have a dog in this fight but why does this look like a bus bench ad for Bob Loblaw

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

FDR gave us the New Deal Reagan gave us the end of the Cold War Trump gave us explosive diarrhea

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I applaud the Republican Party for striving to diversify its population of representatives serving in elected office. Am surprised the demographic they’ve decided to accomplish that with is “Deceased.”

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I don’t know y’all, I’m starting to think this fella in Maine may not be one of the nice Nazi-tattooed rapists.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Taylor Swift’s wedding had about 1,000 guests and about 5,000 people who are mad about it for some reason

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Sure, Trump has been personally profiting off the presidency in a majorly audacious grifting scheme. But technically for it to qualify as a conflict of interest, doing his job in service of the well-being of the American people would have to be one of Trump’s interests.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The Supreme Court has decided that trans kids don't get to participate in school sports. But don't worry: Republican activists who identify as judges still get to participate on the Supreme Court.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

That’s a wrap on the Supreme Court’s 25-26 season, folks! Brett says everyone’s invited to Squish’s house for celebratory boofing. And if the night goes well maybe you can corner the 14th Amendment in a bedroom and have your way with her.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

He promised to end foreign wars but started a foreign war; he promised to lower prices but raised prices; he promised to fix the reflecting pool but broke the reflecting pool. So it figures that he promised to get rid of illegal immigrants only to make more illegal immigrants.

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Updated cognitive assessment test for presidents: • How many pallets will it take to send the $300 billion Trump’s planning on giving to Iran’s terrorist government?

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Eric Pfeffinger @ericpfeffinger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The scene at the White House today just keeps getting awesomer and awesomer

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