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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I'm starting to understand the appeal of adding my name to things I had absolutely nothing to do with! I gotta say, the lads were a great help to me on this album. Couldn't have done it without them!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Jonathon Brandmeier and Paul Talbot give helpful turkey prep tips. Thursday November 25, 1982.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

The sun is gone by 4:30 PM now. And I fully endorse this course of action by the sun.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Hey, that's great. We can't afford groceries, and owning a home is a wild pipe dream fantasy.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Now'd be a good time to pick sides. And surprisingly, as an atheist, I'm on God's side.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

A toon I drew in October 2002. On this I feel like me and Trump are on the same page. (You can get high quality toons like this delivered right to your inbox everyday when you subscribe to my Patreon below...)

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Again, if you take medical advice from RFK Jr, you're too stupid to live.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Don't you fucking dare!!! Don't take Dolly Parton, and leave us with that orange shit stain on humanity in the White House!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Jasper enthralled with “Manos: The Hands of Fate.” Henry, not so much.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

We've got Patreon, there's PayPal, CashApp, even a P.O. Box.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I'm not the only one who thinks Justin Bieber looks like the uncle you wouldn't leave your kids with, right?

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

800 episodes! 337,000 listens/downloads! $297.67 received in ad revenue over the last 8 years. (Or $3.10 a month, if I mathed right. 😕 )

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

It's a good thing a businessman who knows how the economy works was elected president instead of the laughing black lady. Remember how ya'll voted for Trump cuz you were duped into thinking he was good for the economy? An economic collapse of epic proportions is coming.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

We told you this shit would happen, numbnuts, but you were all, “MAH EGGS!!! HER LAUGH!!!TAX PAYER FUNDED TRANSGENDER SURGERIES AT SCHOOL ON OUR KIDS!!!!” Well, YOU fucked up, and now we all have to suffer! Fuck, and might I add, you.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I'm sorry, did Trump say The Smithsonian is bad because it shows "How bad slavery was?" This is your guy, Trumpers. Apparently he thinks there were good parts of slavery that nobody talks about. You Red Hats are cool with this, right?

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I napped for a couple hours. Please tell me it looks like this outside.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

If he's gonna start putting people in camps, can I be in the comedians camp with Colbert, Stewart, and the other late night hosts he'll ship there? It'll be nice, because there's no way ass-licker Bill Maher will be there.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

From the No Shit, Sherlock file of memes.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

BREAKING NEWS!!!! New documents reveal Obama was the one who put that U2 album on everyone's phone and computer against their will! Oh, and here's a picture of Trump with a serial child rapist he suspiciously spent a lot of time with and said was a good guy.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

And at $0.007 per listen, I'm rich!!! If I lived in an alternate reality where $20 a month was rich. Why do I do this? Ah, right, for the accomplishment badges. 😕

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Republicans...the Pedo Protector Party. Also, how can they block something that doesn't exist? 😉

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Look, Trump's under enough stress being president. He doesn't need to be hassled by this whole Epstein thing. His blood pressure will blow out an artery if this keeps up! So, please, stop sharing things like this...

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Why did they have to make Superman woke??? In 1949.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

When I moved to Flagstaff in August 2014 after 38 years of living in Phoenix, a lot (and I do mean a lot) of people said I'll miss Phoenix as soon as winter kicks in up there. No. I never did. And I still don't. I don't understand why people don't get that I HATE THE FUCKING HEAT!!!!!!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

This toon I did in 1994 seems relevant today...

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I found my soulmate. Other than my current wife.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

We don't have enough money to give everybody health insurance, or feed them, but we have enough to give Elon Musk an endless supply of billions of dollars to blow up rockets. I hate the world.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Know what doesn’t have built in glitches that are a huge pain in the ass to fix, but still doesn’t fix the issue? (Fucking Apple Music!)

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Awww, he looks like he needs a juice box.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

So, Trump is sending the Marines in to break up the protests in California. Phew! That should end things peacefully. Can't think of anything that ever went bad when the military was sent in to handle protestors. Oh, fuck you if you voted for Trump, or didn't vote.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Remember June 6, 1944. Because the President of the United States doesn't. Or thinks it was a bad day for the Nazis.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Today in Lego sets I have: Mission Control (1999) The 4th shuttle at my Legoland Astroplex, the space shuttle A-109 Millenium. With lights and (((sound!)))

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

It's been a couple days since I've said this, but, fuck you if you voted for Trump, or didn't vote.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Today in Lego sets I have: Countdown Corner (1999) The Legoland Astroplex went through a big expansion in 1999. This separated into three sections. The three buttons on the bottom made three different rocket sounds, and the orange engines lit up and flashed.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Today in Lego sets I have: Railway Express (1999) Christmas 1999.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Commercials don't make me cry. But the rest applies. Only a couple more weeks until I go all Christmas music in the first week of June!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Today in Lego sets I have: Freight Loading Station (1999) Look! You could weigh freight!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Today in Lego sets I have: Mail Carrier (1998) I got this set...through the mail. So meta!

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

And that's it. Finished editing, and just uploaded the last all new episode of the ELO podcast. I can take that off my production schedule. The expanded Patreon episode is 46 minutes. The free to everyone episode is 28 minutes. They drop on June 28th and July 5th.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Ok, Lego masterbuilders, how would I make this out of Legos?

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Today in Lego sets I have: Gold City Junction (1996) Push a Lego, and a spring blew out the wall behind the safe in the bank.

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Eric Paul Johnson @ericpauljohnson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Today in Lego sets I have: Bandit's Secret Hide-Out (1996) Secret rooms and passages in this. There was a tunnel with rails to roll the canon out.

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