ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 08/06/2026So hot…wait is that a booster gold figure behind you? 100 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Hello Loveland Colorado. I am in you 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Happy birthday daddy. Now let me kiss that boo boo on your hip 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 30/03/2026There’s a floss id like to get Stuck in my teeth 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 21/03/2026One of the worst movies I’ve ever paid to see in theaters 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 22/02/2026First actual haircut since my hair has started to come back after chemo. Finally feeling human again 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 15/02/2026If you’re the only customer in a business you should be allowed to pick the music 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Ha ok you may get back to your regularly scheduled thirst traps 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Gorgeous but also do you just have a Dutch oven sitting in your living room? 110 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 12/01/2026My brother will only eat scrambled eggs. Give me a nice runny egg on a burger and I’m in heaven 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Sir your devil horn is showing. Naughty bastard 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 23/12/202516 years ago when the first avatar came out I had just broken my knee and had to sit through a 3 hour movie with crutches and very little leg room. At least if I saw the new one there’d be plenty of room in the empty theater 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 21/12/2025If you don’t want your kids face on the internet I get it but what’s the point of posting pictures of the kid with their face covered? Just don’t post it 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If you really loved me you’d buy me a shit ton of birds and partake in human trafficking for Christmas 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Is it bad that if a movie goes straight to streaming I just assume the studio had no faith in it so why bother watching? 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Had my first check up since chemo and they said I could still be low energy for a year. Can I just sleep through that? 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Jesus I can’t decide where to bury my face first 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I can’t believe FIFA an organization guilty of taking payoffs from Russia gave a”peace” prize to a guy guilty of taking payoffs from Russia 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Yeah big stretch my hole(sorry, too much?) 150 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Watched welcome to Derry and I think the hanlon/halloran stuff will be interesting but the kid stuff was kind of boring since it was obvious they weren’t gonna make it out 020 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 23/10/2025As the tron and tron legacy fan ares felt like a personal attack on me 020 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I’ve only listened to Taylor’s last two albums but what surprises me most how funny they are. Like I thought they’d be all moody and yes she tries to be edgy but there are some really funny lyrics 020 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 28/09/2025It was great. I still have it but now it’s like walking through a dying mall in a small town 020 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I can’t even imagine what they call a pancake there. If flapjacks are particle board then what’s a pancake I wonder 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Googling what the British call a flapjack and being horrified to find out it’s just like a granola bar and not a delightfully fluffy pancake like in the US 020 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I love when bob ross is like “let’s get crazy” and then he just adds like a cloud or a rock 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I just learned I can finance lego on Amazon. This could be a very bad thing 020 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 20/08/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon deer is holding a cell phoneALT: a cartoon deer is holding a cell phone 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I’m getting a PET scan tomorrow and apparently I will be radioactive for the rest of the day so that’s fun 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 16/08/2025A guy the next table over has a tattoo saying “the south will rise again” around a confederate flag. Sir this is Nebraska. We were never part of the confederacy. Just say you’re a racist 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Credit card number or nudes that’s the only two options 010 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Even though my cancer isn’t really causing any symptoms right now I still think it’s bullshit I have to work a normal 8 hour day 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I wanna play that vein like a guitar 020 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Apparently it’s a rule that when you tell people you have cancer they HAVE to tell you about their relative who died 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Who was the first guy to look at a cut and be like “damn that’s bad, grab my stapler”? 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 15/07/2025My new favorite response when someone asks me to do something : “ooh sorry that sounds like a two testicle problem “ and then just walk away 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 04/07/2025When you tell guys may have testicular cancer they all feel it’s a perfect time to talk about the problems they’ve had with their balls 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 03/07/2025You know it’s a good sign when the doctor tells you to drop your pants and his first response is “good lord look at the size of that thing” 000 0
ericmurrish.bsky.social @ericmurrish.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Currently sitting at the doctors office waiting to get an ultrasound on my balls. How’s your day going? 000 0
